💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[AnOminous]

Here's an excerpt from the future New York Times bestseller

Reads like Chuck Wendig with Down's.

 

[Rhysuu]

Narcissa just fought against Void, a Smash pro, while he was on Wolf, not his main. Naricssa was also not on her main, playing Zelda. She got stomped pretty hard, and lamented not playing on her main. Void didn't choose for a rematch and dodged her, citing "having to record stuff". Sounds like excuses I'd get from girls who don't want to go out with me.
https://twitter.com/gsmVoiD/status/1082250056260935680
She's currently not taking the loss too well and has stopped playing for a good 10 minutes, sighing occasionally and trying to shake off the loss.

Edit: 20 minutes later, and despite "feeling fine" she decides to take on half an edible, because she "likes the challenge of having to deal with those powerful emotions".

Also, in lieu of Narcissa doing ANYTHING interesting I've started to look up some of Red Proletariat's crap. This is without a doubt one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever seen. He's just so absolutely desperate for ANY sort of interaction with Narcissa, and yet so absolutely incapable of providing even an ounce of interesting conversation.
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And yet despite this, he thinks his creativity is novel worthy
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Here's an excerpt from the future New York Times bestseller
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1080715204839772160

Now in glorious tomato form:
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1081193619351064578

One more for the road
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Christ their artwork is so fucking bad. My favorite thing is how they can't draw eyes so they just hide them in almost all of their pictures.

Nice fucking hand Adolf Hitler, what the hell is wrong with it?

 

[Rei is shit]

Narcissa just fought against Void, a Smash pro, while he was on Wolf, not his main. Naricssa was also not on her main, playing Zelda. She got stomped pretty hard, and lamented not playing on her main. Void didn't choose for a rematch and dodged her, citing "having to record stuff". Sounds like excuses I'd get from girls who don't want to go out with me.
https://twitter.com/gsmVoiD/status/1082250056260935680
She's currently not taking the loss too well and has stopped playing for a good 10 minutes, sighing occasionally and trying to shake off the loss.

Edit: 20 minutes later, and despite "feeling fine" she decides to take on half an edible, because she "likes the challenge of having to deal with those powerful emotions".

Also, in lieu of Narcissa doing ANYTHING interesting I've started to look up some of Red Proletariat's crap. This is without a doubt one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever seen. He's just so absolutely desperate for ANY sort of interaction with Narcissa, and yet so absolutely incapable of providing even an ounce of interesting conversation.
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And yet despite this, he thinks his creativity is novel worthy
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Here's an excerpt from the future New York Times bestseller
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1080715204839772160

Now in glorious tomato form:
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https://twitter.com/1RedProletariat/status/1081193619351064578

One more for the road
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I hope this dude is ESL. If not holy shit.

 

[Heather Mason]

I hope this dude is ESL. If not holy shit.

He might be too dumb to realize that he's dumb. It's a common problem with unironic commies and those who associate with troons

 

[Stygian Evil]

GOOD BYE TWIIIITTEEEER... I'M HIGH AF AT HOOOOOOOOOME...

Edit: u/shpad0inkle at r/samandtolki has a pastebin with more tweets that i didn't catch here: https://pastebin.com/waP51W51

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

While she reached it a while ago, no Twitter hammers home Narc's sub-Spoony levels of relevance. That is a huge accomplishment and she should be proud of it.

 

[Kiislova]

From fame to sub-spoony, that is quite the achievement.

Maybe this trans thing ain't working

Going back on the trans thing would probably remove all the remaining paypigs since they are not funding a Waman in Trouble anymore.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I think it depends how much the medication she is taking was fucking her up vs just being a recreational drug addict. If going off oestrogen, etc made her less pathetic and a little more energetic I could see some people returning.

The main problem is that people used to watch Cosmo for high level gameplay, and due to her fucked up wrists, Narcissa can't really do that (possibly explaining the moping sessions between Smash games). Doing full 1 hr+ runs of games may be challenging, not to mention recovering the lost skills.

 

[Rei is shit]

Has he said anything about AGDQ or is that something he can't even bring up anymore?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Has he said anything about AGDQ or is that something he can't even bring up anymore?

He basically ignores it these days. He claims he doesn't attend because people want to hurt him, but obviously he's just ashamed of being in public and won't leave his bedroom much less attend an event.

 

[rabo]

He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)

...yeah. I think Narcissa would do it because they're stupid.

 

[rabo]

...yeah. I think Narcissa would do it because they're stupid.

If he does, he will have nothing left.
An hero next?

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

If he does, he will have nothing left.
An hero next?

I hope not. I normally hate lolcow decisions but I never want one to kill themselves. Maybe they'll finally get help, get off drugs, and get a real job.

 

[Rhysuu]

I hope not. I normally hate lolcow decisions but I never want one to kill themselves. Maybe they'll finally get help, get off drugs, and get a real job.

There aren't enough optimistic ratings in the world for you my friend.

 

[Suck the Cock]

With this thread becoming more popular, I went back to Cosmo's most famous stream: the AGDQ 2013 Wind Waker stream. At least, that's how I found him, back in the day. It's surreal, seeing Cosmo be competent again. There's basically no indication that he was 2 years away from a total mental breakdown, aside from some obvious awkwardness. But if every awkward speedrunner had a mental breakdown, there wouldn't be a speedrunning community.

 

[CIA Nigger]

He just cancelled his Twitter account!
He's got 30 days to reverse that. You think he'll be able to throw away 10k followers (Even tho I assume most have him on ignore at this point)

That's a classic attention whoring move. We'll see if he means it because chances are he'll reactivate it in a few days when he's mad he has less attention online.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope not. I normally hate lolcow decisions but I never want one to kill themselves. Maybe they'll finally get help, get off drugs, and get a real job.

You've been around long enough to know what makes a lolcow.

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

I hope not. I normally hate lolcow decisions but I never want one to kill themselves. Maybe they'll finally get help, get off drugs, and get a real job.

You are too pure for this site

 

[Jeb-sama]

If he does, he will have nothing left.
An hero next?

It all returns to nothing

Narci just keeps tumbling down