💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I hadn’t seem those clips, damn @Treesapsoda
Also, I don’t know about that account. The one I remember was /u/externalval - this "new" one could be a troll. Inb4 Narcissa hints at having posted on SamandTolki.

 

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This appeared on reddit. Anyone here want to take a guess at the author?

I would like to pause to remember the great streams Narcissa had on twitch. If /r/samandtolki didn't force Narcissa to stream penis pics she would be making megabucks delivering the future of content:
[MEDIA=streamable]3gcly[/MEDIA][MEDIA=streamable]pfe4d[/MEDIA][MEDIA=streamable]gf62t[/MEDIA][MEDIA=streamable]o3a41[/MEDIA]

Man this is sad. I've never seen the Twitch stuff. If you got more clips I'd love to see em.

 

[Drip Feed]

Man this is sad. I've never seen the Twitch stuff. If you got more clips I'd love to see em.

I had a load of vids when i started visiting the farms but i wasnt sure how to archive properly at the time, so all my clips are now in the void, i can substitute with this.

Spoiler: Delusional

 

[John Connor]

https://smash.gg/tournament/outpost-1/details
Narco smash tournament, what a stupid idea, streamed on a dead site, discord only chat, items on, hazards on, no prize money
place your bets on the number of attendees, im going with 9

 

[RJ MacReady]

https://smash.gg/tournament/outpost-1/details
Narco smash tournament, what a stupid idea, streamed on a dead site, discord only chat, items on, hazards on, no prize money
place your bets on the number of attendees, im going with 9

He's taking donos for the prize pool and the link goes straight to his bank account lol:

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A few tweets from yesterday, prior to her getting the idea to host a smash tournament. Guess she's over that depressed mood already, Smash will surely work better than seeing a shrink.

 

[John Connor]

our boy is in

 

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A few tweets from yesterday, prior to her getting the idea to host a smash tournament. Guess she's over that depressed mood already, Smash will surely work better than seeing a shrink.

It's a vice, at least. I'd say at least doing online tournaments--as zero effort as they are--is better than just sitting around all day glaring blankly at a screen. It's about as productive, though.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

items on, hazards on, no prize money

BOTW Saga Redux: After dissenting from the BOTW community and creating her own category, now Narcissa creates her own tournament rules (though this time I'm sure there are other tournaments with similar rules out there, somewhere). And just with BOTW, Hwan Tea is immediately on board to support his queen. And don't worry about the prize money, I'm pretty sure the main paypig nathan will suddenly turn up again and donate at least $100.

 

[Idea Waifu]

JOHN NUMBERS is back on track again, i saw how cosmo removed him yesterday, hes not going to leave the tournament the easy way

 

[SJ 485]

I just noticed the picture of cosmo on the front of the building in the little image for the tournament, it gave me a giggle.

 

[awoo]

The worst part about this tournament is having items and stage hazards on

 

[John Connor]

JOHN NUMBERS is back on track again, i saw how cosmo removed him yesterday, hes not going to leave the tournament the easy way
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funny how he is only removing numbers but not the canada guys

 

[Stygian Evil]

More accurate...

 

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So, maybe I missed it, but how is She getting by? Is she really getting that much in donations?

 

[AbyssStarer]

So, maybe I missed it, but how is She getting by? Is she really getting that much in donations?

Paypigs. Every few months he says he only has ~$200 in his bank account and people dump money on him.

 

[Kiislova]

JOHN NUMBERS is back on track again, i saw how cosmo removed him yesterday, hes not going to leave the tournament the easy way
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How long can that thing hold a grudge over being the less skilled one for once?

Isn't a tournament supposed to let the best win?

 

[Luigi]

How long can that thing hold a grudge over being the less skilled one for once?

Isn't a tournament supposed to let the best win?

I believe that and a few others are joke entries. It's probably being removed for saying cosmo,thus revealing it's a fake entry.

 

[Takodachi]

Would it really be that expensive to get those fucking teeth fixed? I swear to god he could disembowel a horse with nothing but his sheer bite.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Would it really be that expensive to get those fucking teeth fixed? I swear to god he could disembowel a horse with nothing but his sheer bite.

It's an evolutionary adaptation. His tooth enamel also secretes a natural acetone which improves his ability to chew through Soylent bottle caps.