💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votos: 2,418 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votos: 838 20.2%

  • >2 years

    Votos: 888 21.4%
  • Total de votantes
    4,143
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yeah he could use a full face veil to hide the tooth gap. maybe go for full on burkha to shield stream viewers from the rest
 
It's so crazy cause as Cosmo, he was pretty dorky looking(and sometimes sorta sick looking) but like when he was healthy and having fun, he was pretty adorable.

And now we have Narcissa that is....... looing.... yeah.
 
This is my youtube subscription box
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They appear to be videos comparing side-by-side different Ocarina of Time strategies to see which are faster. You should also note that Cosmo changed his youtube name to "Formerly CosmoSpeedruns"

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The videos on this channel were all unlisted/private for a while. Just now they were made public again, but even the stuff that had never been public before - so those videos were all dates as though they were new vids.
 
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Can we talk about Narcy's fashion sense for a minute? Everything about him is so plain. He has so many of those flower print shirts and it's like he gets his clothes from a retirement home; even his lounge pants have flower patterns. Girls his age wear jeans and blazers, not this shit.

The hair doesn't help either. I'm guessing he regretted dyeing his hair fucking blanche because he's just been letting it grow out, and for the past few months his hair has been this unkempt half-and-half of brown and white. The least he could have done is re-dyed to a colour that wasn't as horrible and just reapplied the roots every month, but Narcy doesn't know dick about how to maintain an appearance.
 
D.Va dijo:
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Can we talk about Narcy's fashion sense for a minute? Everything about him is so plain. He has so many of those flower print shirts and it's like he gets his clothes from a retirement home; even his lounge pants have flower patterns. Girls his age wear jeans and blazers, not this shit.

The hair doesn't help either. I'm guessing he regretted dyeing his hair fucking blanche because he's just been letting it grow out, and for the past few months his hair has been this unkempt half-and-half of brown and white. The least he could have done is re-dyed to a colour that wasn't as horrible and just reapplied the roots every month, but Narcy doesn't know dick about how to maintain an appearance.
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Like it's not enough to have that horrible base to work from, he's also giving it zero effort, making him look more horrifying with each passing day. Do you get extra oppression points the worse you look?
 
Flowers are a girly girl thing, every tranny does that, pink, flowers and hearts are the only thing acceptable for them.
 
Kurosen dijo:
and you can't even get it early
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People have been banned off twitch for streaming some games early. It's a good idea not to poke the bear when your livelihood depends on your twitch account.

A quick glance at the streams, most of them have PROVIDED BY NINTENDO in the title, meaning they are copies meant for pre-release streaming, for hype purposes, and they are allowed to stream and receive the game before the date. Nintendo can obviously see they want nothing to do with Cosmo anymore, though, so no copy.
 

Narcissa talks about how other people are being given permission to stream it early from Nintendo and how she feels like she deserves it more because she cares about Zelda more. This video is 5 hours long but I know she talks about the other streams getting it early in the beginning.

Bonus, about 20 minutes in there's a moment of self-awareness where she laments that her self-destruction has led her to be at the bottom of the totem pole, but she quickly reverts back to her delusions.
 
Holy Christ, that face is like the last thing you see before you die, peering down at you from the top of the well.
 
I don't know what is sadder. Seeing what Cosmo has become, or reading the comments from people in his channel that are still somehow legitimately watching and not just there to see the trainwreck that is his life.
 
Abby dijo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_M0rvu2NDeg
Narcissa talks about how other people are being given permission to stream it early from Nintendo and how she feels like she deserves it more because she cares about Zelda more. This video is 5 hours long but I know she talks about the other streams getting it early in the beginning.

Bonus, about 20 minutes in there's a moment of self-awareness where she laments that her self-destruction has led her to be at the bottom of the totem pole, but she quickly reverts back to her delusions.
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It's not about who cares about Zelda more, it's about who will give the game more positive exposure. I.e. not a ghastly tranny who "ironically" ebegs on stream. But like with that self-aware moment, she probably knows that but can't face the facts that the speedrunning community has long since moved on to more relevant people.
 
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