💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Coolio55]

I wonder if the media will whitewash this or just ignore it entirely.

 

[Brand-New]

Sharing the cell with chris chan when

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Oh no boys, she gonna commit 41%!
As if i cared

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Sharing the cell with chris chan when

(Good ending)

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder if the media will whitewash this or just ignore it entirely.

They will make it about ‘internet bullying’ and how troons have it so bad

 

[DumbDude42]

cosmo clapping a bunch of dangerhairs at twitch HQ would be very based and entertaining tbh

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I'm still committed to Cosmo being the biggest D-Tier lolcow of last year, to the point where even my normie gf got around to watching him drink soylent somewhere, but it looks like he's starting this year off with a bang too. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been so butthurt about losing his world records that he goes to one of the games with zero speedrunning popularity just so he can be the best at something again.

 

[John Connor]

Last discord posts, he will be back in like 1 hour

 

[Dvsilverwing]

The best part about this over dramatic faggotry is that it's an airsoft gun in that video.

Spoiler: gunsperg ahoy

I've shot probably 30k rounds out of AKs over the years. I own 4. An AK bolt carrier sounds much different than the video when it's racked. It is a large carrier that slams home with authority. The other telltale of it being an airsoft rifle is how far back it gets racked. You can typically rack just behind the ejection port of the dust cover of airsoft AKs.

Ejection port in red.
Length of travel for the charging handle in yellow.

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Or the safety was on and stopped the bolt from being pulled back further. That being said, look at the magazine. Clearly no rounds in it, but since it's black and white I can't really tell if there's just a follower there or if it's flat with a little hole for BB's.

 

[XANA]

Man, Cosmo fell down the hole so far, it's almost sad how much he's given up.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

if he logs out irl i hope the people that got stream.me shut down are blamed in his note

 

[Mayor Adam West]

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Last discord posts, he will be back in like 1 hour

Isn’t this normal for him?

 

[Clicky]

I wonder if the media will whitewash this or just ignore it entirely.

Okay but why would "the media" care about a speedrunner that hasn't been relevant for a few years now? "Relatively notable schizo says schizo thing" isn't all that interesting to report on.

Not to say said schizo won't act out on their threat, but still.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Okay but why would "the media" care about a speedrunner that hasn't been relevant for a few years now? "Relatively notable schizo says schizo thing" isn't all that interesting to report on.

Not to say said schizo won't act out on their threat, but still.

If he does act on it tho…

 

[Terrorist]

WE LOVE OUR JANNIES, OUR BROOM ENFORCEMENT
DRIVING COSMO TO SUICIDE IS IMPORTANT

 

[Cocklaunch]

Okay but why would "the media" care about a speedrunner that hasn't been relevant for a few years now? "Relatively notable schizo says schizo thing" isn't all that interesting to report on.

Not to say said schizo won't act out on their threat, but still.

Mothergoose or kotaku could write a fluff piece thats about it

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They never wanna shoot up the places that deserve it...

He said Twitch HQ...

 

[Divine right to rule]

Cosmo is the only Trooncow I actually somewhat like and have sympathy for.
Hope he is just dramawhoring as usual and won't join the 41%.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Mass shooting 41% speedrun

 

[Chihiro]

Who had Cosmo threatening to shoot up Twitch on their BINGO card this year.