💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Heather Mason]

It's like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction got hit with the ugly stick

And then trannified into a gangly man

 

[Calooby]

It's like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction got hit with the ugly stick

And then trannified into a gangly man

I hope he ODs on cocaine, and beats the world record while doing it.

Shit Pulp Fiction reference aside, I've been reluctant to provide an opinion on this because when you know about Cosmo before he trooned out, and even though this shit is funny, it's heartbreaking to see at the same time.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

These transgender guys have such a knack for looking like someones creepy aunt.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

These transgender guys have such a knack for looking like someones creepy aunt.

Because you're taking the average internet autists fashion sense, and then dialing it to 11.

"Normie" troons are much more convincing.

 

[The Fool]

Because you're taking the average internet autists fashion sense, and then dialing it to 11.

"Normie" troons are much more convincing.

No, not really. I've even seen MtFs that started taking hormone therapy when they were actual babies and they still look like creepy aunts.

 

[Whatdidyousay?]

No, not really. I've even seen MtFs that started taking hormone therapy when they were actual babies and they still look like creepy aunts.

What about Blaire white. She looks alrite

 

[精神黒]

Looks like my cracked up Aunt

 

[millais]

What about Blaire white. She looks alrite

the garden variety internet troon can't afford the extensive facial cosmetic surgery

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

No, not really. I've even seen MtFs that started taking hormone therapy when they were actual babies and they still look like creepy aunts.

Jesus, why were babies given hormone therapy?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

No, not really. I've even seen MtFs that started taking hormone therapy when they were actual babies and they still look like creepy aunts.

Yeah but you wouldnt be able to tell a passing mtf is a mtf unless they told you they were trans. Thats kind of the point of passing

 

[BlueSpark]

started taking hormone therapy when they were actual babies

What the fuck? Come on, dude: storytime.

 

[Ruin]

It's like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction got hit with the ugly stick

And then trannified into a gangly man

I still can't get over dem teefus, his parents must have hated him if they didn't get that shit fixed in childhood.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He looks better with darker hair, but then anything would have been better than the blond with 2 inches of roots showing. He might be realizing that trying to be a sexy bombshell tiddie streamer is hard, especially when you're to lazy to even take a shower.

Nothing he does to his hair is going to make those dead autistic eyes anything less than horrible.

 

[Antipathy]

Nothing he does to his hair is going to make those dead autistic eyes anything less than horrible.

Those are not the eyes of an autist. Those are the eyes of a crack whore from Hell.

 

[Xenomorph]

Looks like Shelly Duvalls Jewish cousin.

 

[delboy]

Some people should never smile, Cosmo is one of those people

 

[Calooby]

Or he needs one hell of a dentist of the top qualifications to fix that smile, probably needs that nose taken care of too, that thing is huge.

 

[Luigi]

Or he needs one hell of a dentist of the top qualifications to fix that smile, probably needs that nose taken care of too, that thing is huge.

He needs a paperbag.

 

[Snacker]

Someone a while ago mentioned that Narcissa got a speed run record for BOTW. I just looked at the leaderboards for every category and don't see his name anywhere. Has his time been smashed already, or was his record run bullshit?

 

[Luigi]

Someone a while ago mentioned that Narcissa got a speed run record for BOTW. I just looked at the leaderboards for every category and don't see his name anywhere. Has his time been smashed already, or was his record run bullshit?

I'm guessing it was some made up category like "while wearing a buttplug" or something.