Name the grossest stuff you've ever smelled.

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Rotting Flesh
Intertrigo
Lactulose poops
Unwashed scalp
Arm Pits
Period blood
Sebaceous cyst
Rotting fetus

 

[Lokenstien]

Compost pits are pretty nasty. They serve a purpose but months worth of food rot of certainly creates a strong smell.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Pilonidal cysts stink like feces and necrotic tissue. Horrendous, horrendous smell that travels far and fast.
Decomposing human bodies are pretty bad.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This fucking abomination:



It is the most offensive, cloying, aggravating odour I've come across. I literally cannot work near anyone whose wife/mother uses it on their clothes.
I've banned employees from sitting in my work vehicle if their clothes have this smell. I make them take their shirts off and put them in the tray of my vehicle.
For comparison, it smells worse than the vile "Sunflowers" perfume that was popular with teenage girls in the late 90's.

 

[dick brain]

You. You smell like you've only washed your underwear twice.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Standing downwind of a sewage truck mucking out the port-a-johns during a multi-day event occurring on 100+ degree days in July

Dead thing putrefying in the walls and seeping into the plaster for weeks because I couldn't find the source of the odor

Probably schizophrenic guy who only ever wore the same heavy jacket, pants, woolen hat, and workboots literally all day every day all throughout the summer and very obviously didn't shower ever. Just for reference, this dude was so eye-wateringly rank that he stunk up the entirety of a mall food court the size of a city block and it lingered for like 6 hours after he left. I nicknamed him Corpseflower and everyone immediately knew who I was talking about

Walking past an unwashed 270+ lb hambeast and a whiff of festering under-gunt hit me like I got punched in the face. Made especially foul because it mingled with the scent of the ketchup chips she happened to be eating. I've been unable to eat ketchup chips since

And yet, somehow, I'd still say the most putrid thing I've ever smelled had to be when some lady sat next to me on the bus and I got a blast of her vomit-and-red-wine breath right in my face. No idea how it's even possible for someone's mouth to be emitting a stench on par with the rest of what I described here, but I legitimately had to get off at the first random stop I could to compose myself after dry heaving for 15 minutes.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If @Bargain Bin Laden's posts had a smell.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Homeless people, they're an amalgam of basically every putrid stench imaginable. Piss, shit, sweat, rotten food, fermented fruit, cigs, sebum, puss, sometimes blood. Every time I pass a stinky tramp I pray the wind is going to be in my favor because otherwise it's a test of willpower and lung capacity.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

7-days old human corpse. Once you smell this it will never leave you. This sweet cheesy tingling stench that make your stomach turn. I swear even 8 years later sometimes I can almost smell it.

 

[Fag Albert]

some guy eating BBQ chips who hasnt brushed his teeth in a long time

 

[PFM]

I think one of my coworkers has halitosis or something. I have to roll down the windows if hes riding in the same vehicle with me.

 

[Father Fornicatio]

Dead chickens in a steel barrel left out in the sun......that stench still haunts me to this day.

 

[Day Walker]

Tacoma, Washington

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

I've been a hunter for basically my entire life so I'm used to digging out the guts of animals and then piling them onto the rotting guts of other animals. Most smells don't bother me too much, but there are two exceptions. The first is snake guts. That is an indescribably foul odor. The second is just super unpleasant. Fat women.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ya mums cunt after tennis

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Molding cooked spaghetti. Sounds tame but the smell is vile. I think any wheat based mold is probably going to smell pretty disgusting.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Dead guy in a marsh.

 

[RACISM]

Niggers.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I've had to deal with someone who shampoos her hair and for some reason it smells like rusty nails mixed in with shit. Also, sour milk is the worst and I had to deal with the smell of cats shitting.