Mystery totem pole ‘appears from nowhere overnight’ - The pole is inscribed with the name Perkûnas, a Baltic deity

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A wildlife charity has been told it must seek planning permission for a mystery totem pole that seemingly appeared overnight.

The 8ft-tall sculpture cropped up on a section of the North Downs Way national trail, which runs through the Capel-Le-Ferne nature reserve.

The area of white chalk cliffs is owned by Kent Wildlife Trust, but the local authority has asked that the conservation charity seeks retrospective planning permission to keep the totem pole.

The trust is now appealing for the public’s help in identifying the artist of the carving, so it can put forward a planning application.

‘No idea’ where it came from​

To add to the growing level of intrigue surrounding its origins, the pole is inscribed with the name Perkûnas – a Baltic deity.

In Lithuanian and Latvian mythology, Perkûnas is documented as the god of the sky, thunder, lightning, storms, rain, fire, war, law, order, fertility, mountains and oak trees.

Ian Rickards, Kent Wildlife Trust area manager, said: “The artist behind this would have spent hours painstakingly carving out the details and we are keen to keep it on our reserve.

“The artwork seems to be a hit with the walkers who have taken selfies and congratulated us on the installation, but we had no idea how it came to be there – it’s a ‘totem’ mystery!

“The local council has given us eight weeks to submit planning permission and it would be great to track down the person behind Perkûnas to get a bit more detail so we can keep it.”

The trust has also asked for donations to help fund the planning application.

Mr Rickards added: “The planning application will incur a cost to the trust, so if anyone would like to make a donation to help fund the process, it would be gratefully received.”

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Looks like warm up training for the Scottish caber toss is going well.
 
To add to the growing level of intrigue surrounding its origins, the pole is inscribed with the name Perkûnas – a Baltic deity.
Fucking hell, I know the immigrant problem in the UK is out of hand but now we've got bloody gods sneaking in.

Someone call the daily mail. Or Jesus.

Or get the daily mail to interview Jesus, let's see his sad compo face.
 
Either someone is trying to summon a pagan god to Britain's shores to rain blood and fire from the sky, or a band of hyperintelligent extra-terrestrial ants is beginning its invasion:

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Either way, Britain will probably end up improved over its current state.
 
The Shyamalan: this is part of a nefarious plot by ancient gods to bankrupt the trust by innundating them with unplanned "gifts" that require planning bribes to keep but are too nice to trash.
The Double Shyamalan: Those ancient gods are being manipulated by an autistic boy.
 
One thing i've learned about any story that suggests something "is a mystery" or "appeared overnight" it almost always means it isn't a mystery, didn't appear overnight, has been there a while but nobody cared to turn it into a story.
 
>Perkunas
>Baltic
Balts are a fake ethnic group. They're clearly Northern Slavs, but they're denying it like the good Western goys they are. Perun is the actual name of the deity.
 
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