My dog has started talking to me - Should I listen?

[mindlessobserver]

Question in title

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You should independently evaluate all claims until you know whether or not his judgement and advice is sound.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Good boi. Give the pupper a treat.

 

[mindlessobserver]

You should independently evaluate all claims until you know whether or not his judgement and advice is sound.

I would, but she says I should not repeat what she's saying.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Sigmarule #86: Disregard any and all opinions of bitches.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I would, but she says I should not repeat what she's saying.

Your dog is a trying to start a cult. cult leaders start by isolating you from society do not trust the dog

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If it tells you to kill anyone be careful, it could be a fed

 

[JethroTullamore]

That’s not a dog, it’s just a dude in a fursuit, put it back where you found it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

what kinda doge?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

According to Gary Larson, "hey" is what any bark means.

 

[Feefee81093]

What did he say? Does he have a quest for you?

 

[DumbDude43]

no. bitches be lyin.

 

[Smug]

You can listen to whatever you want with no obligation to believe what you've heard.

Look after your doggo cause that's a deadset loyal thing living with you which you don't see everyday.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Listen to him if he starts telling you to kill people.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Rill the Resident rehehehe

 

[Day Drinking]

That’s not a dog, it’s just a dude in a fursuit, put it back where you found it.

I keep telling him that but he won't listen. Everytime I try explaining the situation, he just says "who's a good boy?" And gives me a pat on the head.

It is nice not living under the bridge though... The dry food is a step up from what I'm used to as well. There's just not enough liquor in this place.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

 

[Moths]

I would, but she says I should not repeat what she's saying.

Disregard female opinions

Continue regarding male advice

 

[skykiii]

The real question is, is your dog telling you where you can find a Wonka golden ticket?