My cat is smart like monkey - sometimes I wonder 'What is Going On in The Cat's Head'

[Cats]

I've seen my cat open doors. when my cat looks at me I can see the Gears turning, like when a mischievous monkey looks at a man before stealing his wallet or injecting him with a Lethal dose of drugs.



I bet my cat can Talk but chooses not to because she knows I might put her on display for the whole world to see. She trusts me but never 100%. I bet she can even do mathematics and has Big Thoughts about the universe and life.

What do you think it is like inside of the heads of smart animles? How do you think they think? does their "inner voice" say Meow? Or are they highly advanced.

 

[draggs]

Your cat is smarter than the average nigger

 

[DankSmoker]

Niggermen aren't cats, they are eldritch abominations.

 

[melty]

Cats are an ancient intelligence far beyond our understanding. We are fortunate to have them grace our presence.

 

[Cats]

I think they come from Other Worlds.

 

[Haint]

I think they come from Other Worlds.

Why do you think the ancient Egyptians worshipped them as gods? Makes you think.
Man didnt domesticated the cat, the cat domesticated humanity. Why else does a human drop everything its doing to scream "Hey kitty!" at the sight of every random cat?

 

[Shark Senpai]

If Cats are so smart then why dont they miscegenate with Humans like dogs and make catgirls a reality? At the current rate it's much more likely for white girls to make dog girls real before cat girls. If that should happen then Dogs will cement their supremacy over cat and darkness will reign.

 

[Cats]

those are icky thoughts

 

[Lemmingwiser]

If Cats are so smart then why dont they miscegenate with Humans like dogs and make catgirls a reality? At the current rate it's much more likely for white girls to make dog girls real before cat girls. If that should happen then Dogs will cement their supremacy over cat and darkness will reign.

Because they understand this would also make cat boys and they're an affront to God. Cats are very pious.

 

[AnonymousKot]

Cats are friendly and smart animals, they also have souls, hence why they co-exist with us as they view us as big cats who cannot hunt but still love us anyway

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

I can tell you for sure that cats are smarter then they let on. If they really showed us how intelligent they are then they wouldn't have this sweet deal where we clean their poo out of dusty boxes and feed them all the time.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Never fully trust your cat. They are always scheming.

 

[draggs]

If Cats are so smart then why dont they miscegenate with Humans like dogs and make catgirls a reality? At the current rate it's much more likely for white girls to make dog girls real before cat girls. If that should happen then Dogs will cement their supremacy over cat and darkness will reign.

Cat too based to miscegenate with ape

 

[Cats]

Never fully trust your cat. They are always scheming.

 

[Grundlejungle]

My cat likes to teach my dog how to do bad things. I have a trash can with a foot pedal and the cat doesn't weigh enough to push down the pedal. But the dog however ,weighs enough to push down the pedal although he cannot reach inside.
So I walk out into my kitchen at like 2:00 AM and the cat is standing on top of the dog, the dog has activated the trash can and the cat is scooping out trash for the both of them.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

My cat likes to teach my dog how to do bad things. I have a trash can with a foot pedal and the cat doesn't weigh enough to push down the pedal. But the dog however ,weighs enough to push down the pedal although he cannot reach inside.
So I walk out into my kitchen at like 2:00 AM and the cat is standing on top of the dog, the dog has activated the trash can and the cat is scooping out trash for the both of them.

Yep, I've had several instances where Cat/Dog work together against the human. It is terrifying how cats can recruit other animals for their schemes.

 

[Cats]

My cat likes to teach my dog how to do bad things. I have a trash can with a foot pedal and the cat doesn't weigh enough to push down the pedal. But the dog however ,weighs enough to push down the pedal although he cannot reach inside.
So I walk out into my kitchen at like 2:00 AM and the cat is standing on top of the dog, the dog has activated the trash can and the cat is scooping out trash for the both of them.

I love this

 

[DankSmoker]

Never fully trust your cat. They are always scheming.

Just what are my cats planning by opening up all the cabinets in the middle of the night??

 

[Cats]

I'm teaching my cat how to use the computer.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Kot supremacy world wide!