Name: Whitney Zayas
Age: 26-27
Location: Orlando, Fl (just around the corner from where Casey Anthony lived!)
Occupation: Sea World cast member, GAP outlet employee, various other unspecified jobs before taking a job at Disney
At the start of her account Whitney has just gotten her new service-dog-in-training, Yuki Maru, a golden/pyranees cross she rescued from the shelter and intends to train for unspecified mobility and psychiatric tasks. She’s working two jobs, one at Sea World and another unspecified job that requires a lot of driving. She mentions her job has her driving cars, plural, and that she has scheduled late-night shifts she needs to speak with a manager to rescheduled, so it’s not gig work like Uber/lyft. The only thing I could think of that fits the bill is that she’s a valet driver.
First posts, she introduces us to Yuki but doesn’t specify what her supposed disabilities are or what she is actually training him for other than vague psychiatric and mobility assist. A routine seen countless other times: get the dog first, decide what disabilities you need him for after
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The next day she takes the puppy out on a blazing hot August day in Florida where the floor is actually lava. She occasionally posts videos of him "duck walking" in Disney, failing to realize this is the dog trying not to burn his paws.
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That’s Whitney on the right. She’s switched dogs with this other very attractive woman who definitely really needs a service dog.
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First intended task: anxiety alert. No, the dog isn’t watching her in case her anxiety spikes, he’s watching her because he's a puppy and she’s the only other living thing in the car.
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And the first time we begin to see what a hilarious fuck up Whitney is. She’s somehow dropped the ball on her finaid and failed to fix it until the start of the new semester, at which point it’s too late and she’s unable to attend. She does this a year later and almost misses graduating because of like one piece of paper.
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Another one who needs her dog to let her know that her leg is shaking. When I see weird things like this keep coming up I always wonder who the patient zero was.
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A week later, back at Disney, but at least this time she’s got shoes on him.
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“watch my back” - the puppy stood behind her and looked around. He’s calm, he’s a very good boy, but this is not some amazing task he’s learned.
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Scratching interruption, cribbed from Jaquie and Alex Moine who were posting about this constantly at the time. Unlike them she does not claim anaphylaxis that starts with the itchies and can't explain why she scratches and doesn't realize it.
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Like all of these girls, Whitney thinks she is uniquely endowed with the ability to detect which service dog teams are ligite and which ones are awful fakers just by whether or not their dog tries to kill hers.
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So sick.
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Not sick enough to miss a disney trip!
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She doesn’t elaborate on what this procedure is, as she still has only mentioned anxiety, but she gets to go to Disney in a wheelchair and that’s very exciting. The only other thing she mentions is a few days later she says she has a foot infection, but unsure if these are at all related.
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Sent home from work for high blood pressure the next day
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Whatever the procedure was she has to have it again.
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Like I said in my intro, Whitney literally can’t afford to fake sick. Her munchie antics are, for now, kept in check by the fact that she has to work for a living like the rest of us. When she takes off days to have some mystery procedure and then flops around the house for a while, she has to make them up. In the early months of her account, this means while she whines about being sick all the time she very rarely specifies what's wrong or sees a doctor about it. This will change.
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Dyed her puppy’s ass for attention. Leg shacking alert training continues.
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Dog likes to lunge at characters. HHN = halloween horror nights, an event at Universal Studios where scare actors are allowed to chase you and run up behind you screaming amongst other things and the main attraction is haunted houses, but okay, take the puppy and traumatize him.
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Lol next post, he’s very gentle when greeting characters.
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Someone the dog already knows wearing a scary mask in a well-lit and reasonably quiet store does not come near what HHN would expose him to. Luckily she drops it after this and does not take the dog to HHN.
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Sick for a month, still hasn’t mentioned with what.
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Foot infection, on a crutch.
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Hyperventilation alert lol
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Oh those terrible seasonal allergies
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Another unspecified ailment has her out of work.
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Claiming she needs retrieval tasks in case she gets dizzy or is on crutches.
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The only time she really elaborates on her non-sea world job. She’s driving cars, plural, and the dog can’t come because his hair will get in them.
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baby’s first fake service dog encounter
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Working all day on her birthday.
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Pretty sure she’s trying to say the dog shit in the restaurant without admitting the dog shit in the restaurant.
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Still not saying what all these procedures and appointments are about but CNS healthcare only does clinical trials. Make of that what you will.
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Complaining that because of the cold her joints ache and she needs a knee brace. It was 75 degrees out.
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Planning to train him in counterbalance which is heavy mobility and can be dangerous for the dog even in the best conditions. There’s no reason to use a dog for this. They make things like canes and walkers if you have balance problems.
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Got a onesie from the crazy poodle lady Susan Grill in advance of a trip to visit her father in Philadelphia and then meet up with her Florida family in New York.
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Also nothing funny here except I spent like 18 posts in a row wondering what the dog was winning before realizing she was trying to say “whine” when she said wyn
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Zebra-print backpack makes an appearance, gee I wonder where this is going
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Sending Susan Grill a christmas card.
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What a shock, another fat white woman with a “service dog” at disney – this time a goddamned yorkie lol. (The woman with the glasses in the upper right, next to the white tank top and sunglasses lady)
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Still teaching retrieval for dizziness.
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Santa’s dead inside
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Complaining about “fake service dogs” while attending a con with a dog that does no useful tasks, when she has no disabilities, and the dog isn’t marked as a SD because heaven forbid they miss an opportunity to start a fight. (She claims it was because the dog was cosplaying some character called Akamaru and having him vested would ruin this.)
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Expressing her desire to don a fursuit. The dog's reaction to seeing furries is just perfect. Run, Yuki!
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Here she admits her family doesn’t believe her and doesn’t think she needs a dog with her/tries to convince her to leave him home on family outings.
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They never really realize they’re part of the problem.
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Okay, I read this one like five times. I think what happened was she took the dog with her on an outing in New York against the family’s wishes. After they got back to the hotel they were going to go back out to the museum. Whitney wanted the dog there, the family did not, so while they all drove Whitney walked with the dog. It was cold and rainy and she was in pain but she made it to the museum before them, with a smelly wet dog.
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Mean family doesn’t want her bringing the dog everywhere part II. Also his patch says he’s for panic disorder.
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ACCESS ISSUE!!!! It’s worth noting that in this video one of the people she’s traveling with is an elder in a wheelchair which you can see (kind of) in the second shot, and their main complaint with her bringing the dog everywhere appears to not be that she turns into a little shit whenever someone notices the dog exists.
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Back home Whitney requires the dog to learn wheelchair tasks because sometimes her knee hurts and one time her foot was infected. Lol.
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In January, five months after the account starts, she
finally tags some illnesses: panic disorder, IBS, anxiety, and depression.
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And for real, the foot infection is her biggest complaint other than anxiety.
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Just laughing at the hashtags here. #handicap #botton.
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Here we go. She wants to win this pet contest and needs to explain why her dog is the best dog, which means we get to see her really sell her illness story for the first time. She is currently claiming mental illness and knee pain, and the dog is a psychiatrist. She is fishing for POTS, once again mentions that her family doesn’t believe her, and hilariously tagged #outofbreath. Yeah you're fat and sedentary.
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I’m sure you wanted to know about her bowel habits (and I’m sure you can surmise from this her eating habits)
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Loaner wheelchair at disney, claims she needs it because her IBS meds made her tum-tum hurty.
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Still planning to use him as a cane.
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Lol someone called her a faker. SHE’S NOT HERE FOR YOU HAYDURS
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She wants to “go” to Animal Behavior College after getting her associates. ABC is a scam dog training certification mill that charges morons thousands of dollars for a few correspondence course materials they work on in their own time and an externship with someone else who has gone through it, who may or may not help you learn anything about dog training. You can look up reviews where people say their externship was 60 hours of cleaning kennels and picking up shit at a boarding kennel and absolutely no training. The people who graduate from this are no more prepared to train a dog than people who google dog training videos.
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Ouchy knee means dog has to guide her because she’s slow and wobbly.
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Eating ice cream after being told she’s lactose intolerant, teehee so naughty!
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Every single one of these animals is owned by a white attention seeking female, almost all of them obese. The pom’s owner lets it ride on the flootplate of her wheelchair while she rolls.
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How’s that super ouchy knee doing?
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Quit her mystery driving job, starting a new one in retail, working on the dog switching light switches on and off because her knee might hurt.
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Already playing up the spoonie act at her new job and she hasn’t even started yet. This bodes well.
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Migraines, neck pain, and shoulder ouchies; pain pills messing with her IBS.
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New job is already tired of her shit
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Another intro as she passes 1000 followers. Her complaints are now SEVERE depression SEVERE anxiety SEVERE migraine, panic attack, knee pains, IBS and watch this space because she assures us there will be more!
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First time mentioning heart rate spikes. The other girls’ dog alerted, apparently.
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She made this mockup of a magazine about service dogs for her class. Some of the text is just classic. Under the heading People with Disabilities she lists only POTS, EDS, and hyper/hypoglycemia. For types of service dogs she only has psychiatric and medical alert listed, no mention of like… guide dogs for the blind. She gives a handy guide on how you, too, can tell which teams are LERGIT AND REAL.
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She got a cripple parking pass for ouchy knee syndrome
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And a knee brace. Visibly gaining weight from the start of her account less than a year ago.
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I’m really curious how one fails to realize they are having a panic attack because from what I’ve heard the real ones are enough to convince you that you’re actually having a heart attack. Now the dog alerts to migraines.
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Alexx with the milk-sniffing dog in the comments talking about how she doctor shops for her diagnoses and how she's been checking her notes on what symptoms she should be claiming. Whitney now claiming she might have POTS too.
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Again this girl can’t figure out that she’s hyperventilating?
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Checking her blood for pro team.
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Doctor shopping for zofran, of all things. She has had four doctors appointments in as many days.
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Didn’t eat, got dizzy right before her lunch break, sent home from work.
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In this video, Whitney shakes her legs and the dog comes over and taps her. She has no excuse for why she doesn’t notice her leg is shaking or she’s hyperventilating. She’s too dumb to even explain.
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Wheelchair at Disney, no explanation but they will concord this! I’m sorry her inability to even come close to the right word never stops being funny to me.
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Big health update! She went to the doctor demanding an EKG. Doctor said she didn’t need one, she just has anxiety. Goes to another doctor to get an EKG. Surprise, she didn’t need one because it’s anxiety. She says this rules out POTS when it actually doesn’t (not that she has it) and is now moving on to gastroparesis and a skin biopsy for whatever grossness is on her foot. I’m guessing it’s just plantar warts. Some people are afraid of dogs, and Whitney announces she’s leaving the country for unspecified reasons making all of her health problems suddenly urgent
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Someone else called her a faker and prodded her into responding.
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The fat fuck in this picture is Mel the butch dog trainer with one of her many discarded dogs, Teemo. If you have forgotten from previous episodes, Mel buys dogs, burns them out with brutal training schedules trying to make them the perfect service/show/sport dog, then discards them and gets a new one. We’ll get to her one day but in the meantime lol @ her wearing autism muffs. When I documented her most recent account she didn't ever have them.
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Endoscopy ordered for her ouchy tummy
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Urgent care for ouchy knee, gets crutches and an immobilizer and told she needs an ortho.
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A few days later, goes to her primary care for ouchy knee trying to get the ortho referral, gets an MRI.
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The next post, we finally find out what the trip was all about. She went to visit her long-distance boyfriend in the Dominican Republic and he surprised her by proposing.
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which means she thinks she has found her enabler that will allow her to assumer her final form and begins to ramp up her nonsense. Back home, munching resumes as she learns she has a partial meniscus tear. From Dr. Google there’s two ways this usually happens: lateral injury from impact like being kicked hard in the side of the knee playing soccer, or gradual tearing from being fat. Guess which one she has!
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Trying for gastroparesis, lands on gastritis. Dermatologist perma-ghosts her lol.
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Urgent care because she’s “grasping for air” from what sounds like a normal respiratory infection.
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Getting surgery for her meniscus tear. In previous posts that they tell her to keep it immobilized and use crutches but she hints several times that she “forgets” this and continues walking on it. So she’s been making it worse to get surgery.
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Goes to a psych, but mostly spergs about all the doctors that keep blowing her off and telling her she’s not sick and doesn’t need all the medication and tests she’s demanding and telling her the issue is anxiety. Now fishing for nerve damage or fibro.
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Knee surgery, doxed herself and her doctor for me.
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If she gets chubby/fat.” girl do you know what you look like?
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Sunshinek9s is another handle used by Mel the fat butch dog trainer who at this point is not diagnosed with anything except obesity-related diseases but has smart crutches for some reason.
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Customer mean, dog must tell whitney she’s having a panic attack
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Hurricane Irma approaches and Whitney complains that her job doesn’t like that her availability has changed since the last time they scheduled her.
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Claims Yuki gave her a migraine alert at Walmart and she needs to check out urgently to get home for her meds, because the checkout lines were too long and she didn’t want to wait. They open another line for her.
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Grandpa’s in the hospital, Whitney goes to visit but must bring the dog.
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Lol Dominican fiance is gone before she even got to train him as a proper service human, I’m about 75% sure she took this photo on the shitter, and she’s now shilling the Vibedration bags Jaquie was fond of for her IV infusions despite not receiving this treatment.
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That’s a heavy mobility harness. He hasn’t gotten his joints cleared yet and she claims it’s “just for show” until she does
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Has a respiratory infection. Asks for an inhaler. Is told she does not need an inhaler. Starts using her brother’s inhaler because she knows better than any dumb doctor. Goes to the ER after this and gets an inhaler of her own. Trying to get diagnosed with POTS again. Note that the inhaler she probably got is albuterol which raises your heart rate.
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Claims she was in the hospital, presumably for the respiratory issue, but doesn’t elaborate and posts no proof despite posting everything remotely medical that happens in her entire life. Goes straight to a con where she whines about fake service dogs
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Heartrate alerts
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Implying she spent christmas at the hospital last year (she did not). More unironic complaining that other people take their dogs to Disney
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Gryffindogs is also Mel the fat butch trainer and Gnar is another dog she discarded.
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Hanging out with Megan and Rae. We have seen this photo on all of their accounts now
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Heart rate again. Her doctor keeps telling her it’s anxiety and won’t order TTT. Her ortho has also ghosted her now lmao. This is accompanied by a video wherein she shows her heartrate at 149, flashes down to the dog, then a second later back to the watch and it’s 135. So either she exerted herself to get a high number for a second or the monitor was picking up some kind of interference or something.
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In another classic moment of the attention seeker olympics, one girl has a “panic attack” that requires the others to fawn over her, and seconds later Whitney has her own attack requiring the same treatment.
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In April 2018 she suddenly announces she has gotten a new golden puppy, Tomoe, to train as a service dog. She does not give a reason for this but we can work this out I’m sure.
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She actually announced she was getting Tomoe on a new account way back in February, claiming she needed a back up for Yuki so he wouldn’t be overworked. I have never heard of say, a blind person who has a back-up seeing eye dog, only munchies who use this excuse when the dog they’re currently working has an issue they don’t like. They frame it as the dog needing the relief shift or something. But hey, can you think of anything that was supposed to happen right around this time?
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Right, Yuki got his joints scored. She has not mentioned the results of this nor has the mobility harness been seen. I’m going to guess this did not work out the way she wanted and she was told that she could not use him as a living cane. Since this has been her plan literally since she got him, he was no longer useful to her.
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Backing up this theory, on Tomoe's account she mentions that the sire of the litter she's looking at appears unusually short, which is fine because she's also short. If you just want to use this dog for supposed alerts, DPT, retrieval, or hitting lightswitches then his height matching yours doesn't matter and in the case of hitting switches or bringing you items a taller animal would likely be better. It does matter if you want to lean your fat ass on his joints.
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Sorry for the very long break but after 
