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Decided to rewatch Hobo With A Shotgun after that whole foul inquiry. Looking back at it, the movie encapsulates clownworld in its level of insanity. A city gone mad thanks to its malicious rulers and a simple old guy down on his luck forced to face it.
The movie is basically about a city that is completely at the mercy of a malicious crime lord who has the cops under his payroll and in turn, have made living in the city a living hell. With all kinds of foul criminals running amok. From deranged pornographers, to pimps that exploit young girls, to typical robbers. Said crimelord delights in making a show out of anyone that dares protest knowing full well he'll get away with it.
Enter our hobo who moves to said city and keep his head down. Forced to partake in the foul underbelly of the city for some money in order to fulfill his simple dream of making a living through lawncare. But when he gets dragged into a robbery... He had to make a choice. Keep his head down, let the crime happen and use the money to buy the mower to fulfill his little dream? Or forsake that dream, stand up and pick up the shotgun and do what's right?
He chose the latter and in doing so, he throws away his happy little dream in order to take down the nightmare that is plaguing his life and the lives of everyone around him.
At the start, he cleans up the city of its criminal filth but in doing so, he winds up coming to blows with the very people on top who made things much worse starting with the police who are complicit in all the foul shit happening in the city.
Its fun to remember that Hobo With A Shotgun came way before Clownworld went into full overdrive around 2016. (Though 2008 was when shit started falling apart)
Its a really great movie where the over the top violence and gore helps the story of the movie and the gravity of the situation. It does a great job of showing a foul and dirty world and what it takes to unfuck it.
Rewatching the Netflix version of Lost in Space and I say this as someone who grew up with the original, this may be one of the best remakes of all time and it is by far the best thing Netflix has ever made.
If you haven't seen it then watch it, sail the high seas if you have to but watch it.
I can't believe Sci-Fi this good came from Netflix and it is a family show.
wait do they actually wrap up the plot? It came out during a time where a lot of shows were mysterybait where they would have a bunch of cliffhangers and Big Questions that go unadressed and forgotten until they finally get cancelled, and after the first bit assumed Lost In Space would be like that too. Do they actually wrap up the plot properly in the end?
wait do they actually wrap up the plot? It came out during a time where a lot of shows were mysterybait where they would have a bunch of cliffhangers and Big Questions that go unadressed and forgotten until they finally get cancelled, and after the first bit assumed Lost In Space would be like that too. Do they actually wrap up the plot properly in the end?
I haven't watched season three because I had to drop Netflix for budget reasons(I lost my job for a couple of months and then didn't feel like going back to Netflix when they jacked up prices) just before it aired but every review I read said they tied things up before the show ended so I am looking forward to that as I only got to see the first two episodes of season three before.
At least in this case Netflix was decent enough to tell the producers that the season they were working on would be the last season.
I do like the creative ways the producers got around Netflix's DEI requirements. If the earth were dying I can believe there would be a lot of kids in Judy's position needing to be adopted and they never let her become a girl boss(Heck the first episode revolves around her disobeying John and needing to be rescued.
"Dr. Smith" stole a man's identity so it is not a real gender flip and Parker Posey is one of the highlights of the show.
This show got me to care about Penny. a character that I always thought could have been written out of the original show. That makes it pretty good in my book.
This show missed the mark. The jokes and parodies felt flat and unfunny. The main character is a prick much just like why I hated The Furniture Company. It's wasted potential just like The Furniture Company! It's pretty much
The Furniture Company 2: Stephen King Boogloo
Edit: The show is called The Chair Company. I was half asleep last night.
wait do they actually wrap up the plot? It came out during a time where a lot of shows were mysterybait where they would have a bunch of cliffhangers and Big Questions that go unadressed and forgotten until they finally get cancelled, and after the first bit assumed Lost In Space would be like that too. Do they actually wrap up the plot properly in the end?
That’s a relief, it was getting pretty upsetting how many space shows kept adding mysteries upon mysteries only to be cancelled. Like Defying Gravity was enthralling but ended so abruptly it ruined the entire thing.
That’s a relief, it was getting pretty upsetting how many space shows kept adding mysteries upon mysteries only to be cancelled. Like Defying Gravity was enthralling but ended so abruptly it ruined the entire thing.
Rewatching the Netflix version of Lost in Space and I say this as someone who grew up with the original, this may be one of the best remakes of all time and it is by far the best thing Netflix has ever made.
If you haven't seen it then watch it, sail the high seas if you have to but watch it.
I can't believe Sci-Fi this good came from Netflix and it is a family show.
I think they released the last season on Christmas day so it got overshadowed and that is why I only got a chance to watch the first two episodes of season three before I lost Netflix, I was really busy with family stuff.
I really wish they had started ever episode with this.
One thing: foreign movies are doing this thing now where they dub films and then use algos to make the actor's mouths flawlessly (or close to it) match up with the audio.
Postal was kino.
New movie is on Amazon and Apple and these 5 theaters:
Merritt Square 16 - Orlando/Daytona Bch
St. Michael Cinema 15 – Minneapolis
Bel Air Luxury 10 - Detroit
Willow Knolls 14 - Peoria (CHI)
West Bend Cinema - Milwaukee
Postal is... OK, especially compared to Boll's other movies.
I still remember renting House of the Dead because I liked the games, way before knowing who Boll was, and wanting to claw my fucking brain out of my skull.
I also want to support the love that I Come In Peace/Dark Angel is getting here.
That movie is the tits.
Here's the trailer if you don't know what it is:
It's completely out of my tastes but I actually enjoyed it so much I watched it twice, despite all the gore (I looked away more than once). It's been a long time since I saw it, but I remember thinking that it is actually a quite touching film.
And it's got one of my favourite quotes of all time;
I don't know how well it holds up but you might be interested in Breaking In, where a "high-tech security firm takes extreme, and often questionable, measures to sell their protection services". It's barely 20 episodes long in total but I enjoyed it at the time.
Similarly titled and 'questionably aged', Breakout Kings, a show about "former fugitives working together on tracking down prison escapees in exchange for getting time off their sentences". Thinking about it, it's probably missing your mark.
And on the topic of missing your mark, I would recommend Psych, a show about an 'observant guy' who fakes having psychic powers so he can solve crimes around a female detective he likes. It's actually the chemistry between the main characters (especially Shawn and Gus) that I like the most. I can't think of another show where the (apparent) fun of creating it so directly translates to the fun of watching it. In that sense it's actually probably not too different from Oceans 11. They also made like 5 Psych movies in addition to the show's 8 seasons.
For anyone else reading I strongly recommend Leverage, about a group of criminals led by a former insurance investigator who help little guys stick it to The Man.
I strongly recommend not to watch the revival series Leverage: Redemption. I'm not sure I finished the first episode.
Fantastic, fantastic series. The first season is very different from the rest of the series, but it's just as good. Until the start of season 6, which is where I completely turned off. To be clear, I don't think there is a decrease in quality before that, it just drops off a cliff.
I recommend Troll Hunter. I sadly don't remember much about it besides enjoying it at the time; I don't have it on DVD, and I don't want to give jewtube my payment details. Børning, a racing movie which, if you like it, great news! They made two sequels. I thought the first one was alright and I didn't watch the others.
He was also the lead in Sleeper Cell, a series from the alternate universe of 2005. It's about an undercover agent in a muslim terror cell targeting Los Angeles. Oded Fehr is in it, who you've probably seen in something and liked, and Henri Lubatti, who? ohhh it's that guy. I recommend the first season, I don't really remember the second one.
It's a braindead 80's B-movie. I don't mean that in a bad way, it knows what it's going for and you turn off your brain and get entertained for however long it is. Also there's a gross pooner side character.
I'd also not recommend Nobody 2. The first movie was great and they shouldn't have made a sequel.
It's alright as far as "bad guy of the week" goes, but James Spader steals the whole show and is by far the best thing about it. You could remove every scene he's not in and you would probably enjoy it a lot more, context be damned. I gave up halfway through season 5.
It's supposedly banned in Germany so I'd say we're back.
Someone mentioned The Rip and I was about to watch it the other day, but found something else instead. It turns out I saw it just a couple of weeks ago. Clearly not a movie I'd recommend.
I do recommend Avengement, a Scott Adkins martial arts movie, and less strongly but still recommend Life After Fighting, which I saw after a comment on some martial arts compilation mentioned it. The plot is really pretty retarded but it seems like a passion project for the writer/director/lead actor Bren Foster to show off his and his friends' fight skills. And yes, they can fight.
Edit: fuck I completely forgot about it but for a war, tactical shooty shooty movie I really can't recommend Mosul enough.
Speaking of Boll movies, his latest piece "Citizen Vigilante" is damned great. Its violent, unapologetic in their portrayal of migrants. None of the 'exceptional brown assistant', nor 'sad puppy migrant you must tear apart your constitution because they're crying' type shit. The migrants here are stabby, rapey and very much like to inflict their version of colonization via Islam. What makes this surprising is that its done pretty competently by Uwe Boll of all people. Its one of the few films (aside from Postal) that is well made by him.
As for a brief summary, its about a guy who finally gets sick of the enablement of the invasion of Europe and starts taking out the trash. The garbage themselves and the people chucking the trash into their once nice communities.
As such, it got banned in Germany (Soon with other countries) for not only attacking their precious migrants but also making a clown out of authorities on top of challenging the current year globohomo message of 'diversity is our strength' by showing the hard reality of their imports.
Overall, a solid and fun movie. Well worth buying it off of Amazon... And then getting disappointed the damned thing is encrypted and reminding me that Amazon digitally is part of the 'Own Nothing' crowd.
Speaking of Boll movies, his latest piece "Citizen Vigilante" is damned great. Its violent, unapologetic in their portrayal of migrants. None of the 'exceptional brown assistant', nor 'sad puppy migrant you must tear apart your constitution because they're crying' type shit. The migrants here are stabby, rapey and very much like to inflict their version of colonization via Islam. What makes this surprising is that its done pretty competently by Uwe Boll of all people. Its one of the few films (aside from Postal) that is well made by him.
As for a brief summary, its about a guy who finally gets sick of the enablement of the invasion of Europe and starts taking out the trash. The garbage themselves and the people chucking the trash into their once nice communities.
As such, it got banned in Germany (Soon with other countries) for not only attacking their precious migrants but also making a clown out of authorities on top of challenging the current year globohomo message of 'diversity is our strength' by showing the hard reality of their imports.
Overall, a solid and fun movie. Well worth buying it off of Amazon... And then getting disappointed the damned thing is encrypted and reminding me that Amazon digitally is part of the 'Own Nothing' crowd.
I'm looking at Boll's filmography and noticed he had a movie called Rampage: President Down which came out in 2016 and is about the protagonist assasinating the president.
...is it good? it looks like filming took place in January 2016 and the story writing and planning would've happened back when Hillary Clinton was expected to win.
Bluberella sounds hilarious but it only has a 30% rating
I'm looking at Boll's filmography and noticed he had a movie called Rampage: President Down which came out in 2016 and is about the protagonist assasinating the president.
...is it good? it looks like filming took place in January 2016 and the story writing and planning would've happened back when Hillary Clinton was expected to win.
Bluberella sounds hilarious but it only has a 30% rating
