@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

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Does green cheese count as v*g? I hope not, quite a fan of quattro formaggio.
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Dweller of mounds, I want to play a game

Find a shop that sells international/Scandinavian foods. Get your hands on one of these bad boys (Contains some tomato paste but it is undetectable. You’re going to wish it was though). There are different varieties, I prefer Kalles Randiga (Kalles Striped) which is 50/50 smoked cod roe paste/Cream cheese. It a bit less… flavourful.

Eat on toast or crisp bread, top with sliced hard boiled eggs and some dill or chives if you wanna be fancy.

Completing the challenge will award you with one month of T&H for you or a recipient of your choosing. Failing to complete the challenge will make you question your sexuality.

Choose wisely.
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:bogged:The covenant is sealed and the doom now approaches. Woe, alas, and alack, oh ye of little faith!
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Needles to say, I will need photographic ebadance of your challenge completion and a short written review of your dining experience.

Id also like to mention that I appreciate your edit of the quoted post above, the emoticons really add a certain zhu-nuh-seh-k’wah.
 
Dweller of mounds, I want to play a game

Find a shop that sells international/Scandinavian foods. Get your hands on one of these bad boys (Contains some tomato paste but it is undetectable. You’re going to wish it was though). There are different varieties, I prefer Kalles Randiga (Kalles Striped) which is 50/50 smoked cod roe paste/Cream cheese. It a bit less… flavourful.

Eat on toast or crisp bread, top with sliced hard boiled eggs and some dill or chives if you wanna be fancy.

Completing the challenge will award you with one month of T&H for you or a recipient of your choosing. Failing to complete the challenge will make you question your sexuality.

Choose wisely.
Take note of this interaction: instead of trying to shame or change the wily @Mound Dweller , this Kiwi offers a treat that appeals to the Br**. In doing so it minimizes this shy creature's exposure to the outside world of cooking, allowing us to respectfully observe natural and undisturbed behavior.
 
The cajun poussin turned out much more BBQ'y than I'd have liked, hence the compensatory chips.
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sw*dish slop is "out for delivery" at any point in the next 48 hours, I've settled on some nice crunchy rice cakes to sample with so stayed tuned.
 
The cajun poussin turned out much more BBQ'y than I'd have liked, hence the compensatory chips.
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sw*dish slop is "out for delivery" at any point in the next 48 hours, I've settled on some nice crunchy rice cakes to sample with so stayed tuned.
Not gonna lie, I like that there's at least a little color on the skin this time. Also, what the fuck is that white blob on the chips/fries?
 
The cajun poussin turned out much more BBQ'y than I'd have liked, hence the compensatory chips.
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sw*dish slop is "out for delivery" at any point in the next 48 hours, I've settled on some nice crunchy rice cakes to sample with so stayed tuned.
Holy shit. Actual colour on the chicken. Would legit eat that with some chicken salt
 
sw*dish slop is "out for delivery" at any point in the next 48 hours, I've settled on some nice crunchy rice cakes to sample with so stayed tuned.
Just to clarify, this is sandwich spread, not a cheese and cracker kind of ordeal. It’s eaten with sliced hard boiled eggs on sliced bread, toast or crisp bread, not crackers.
 
Or what, you'll alert the sw*dish p*lice?
Yes. It is the only crime still punishable by death in Sweden. This is what it should look like:

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Personally I’m a kaviar on the bottom, egg on top fundamentalist but I can’t be open about that because they can fine me up to 50 kr for each incorrect kaviar use.
 
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