Most users on KF have a disability - What's your disability?

[Overwritten Tapes]

I'm lazy as fuck is my only problem

 

[Angry Shoes]

Medically enormous penis, very inconvenient

 

[fakemon]

I have sickle cell anemia, a sub 100 IQ, a propensity for violent outbursts, , a sub 80 IQ, occasional docile moments, I can't even spell IQ, I've never met my children, and I'm unable to comb my hair with a real (non-nigger) comb.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Doing Your Mom Disorder #DTPN

I listened to Jim Metokur once and now I'm embarrassed.

I was radicalized into laughing at retards on the internet as a wee lad from watching Internet Aristocrat videos and now I'm shitposting on a New Zealand basket weaving website

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I enjoy anime and tokusetsu, I own many plastic belts.

 

[MySonDavid]

I'm addicted to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[TooLongDidntRead]

I have ADHD and i hit the back of my head on a curb when i was 3.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Whenever someone says the word “pepperoni” around me, my sleeper agent programming kicks in.
Before I can stop myself, I muse to myself “Nooooo, stalker child! Enjoy Prison!” like some Pavlovian lunatic.
I wish I could explain it, but it’s already too late. The damage is done. I cannot stop.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Probably concussions from playing sports in school.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I am actually curious about this, not just intellectual disabilities but physical too. I know people would just meme the heck out of any and all requests and idk if an anonymous poll would work so people can avoid tmi but from the people ive spoken to here, some have stuff they are dealing with. I think sites like 4chan or other alt social sites would all have a higher percentage than more common social sites (facebook mainly). Its the free time aspect that I think funnels people here. Gossip sites are perfect for spending time and procrastinating with. Even small things like more common issues to do with adhd or pain/sleep issues or concussions like some people here have said.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I suffer from CFD Chronic Farting Disease

 

[Organized Derailment]

I suffer from CFD Chronic Farting Disease

sounds like a blast!

 

[Contra Pozz]

I'm a greyscale gigachad in the body of a colorized skinnyfat cripple

 

[Onion Guide]

Every day I fucking busy only get few money.

 

[#FF0000]

Retarded

 

[grump]

I have an addiction to arguing with ppl on the internet.

 

[Ventrue]

I am speechless! I am without speech.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

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[Toji Suzuhara]

I am a weeb

 

[terraform45]

Im dyslexic as shit