Most profitable crime and why?

[clara red bottoms]

I'd pin my guess on pimping. The criminal charges for violent crimes disqualify them as viable.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Like this? No thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68DUtA1WMOs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=68DUtA1WMOs

You know me so well

 

[Dr Cruel]

Socialism. You rob an entire country and make everyone else into your slaves. Tough to pull off tho.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Socialism. You rob an entire country and make everyone else into your slaves. Tough to pull off tho.

We're kind of looking for replicable stuff our viewers can do at home

 

[Pedophobe]

Organized crime should move in and corner the shoplifting market if it's so lucrative.

Already have.

https://archive.md/umd8P

 

[Dr Cruel]

We're kind of looking for replicable stuff our viewers can do at home

Nicolai Maduro started out as a bus driver. Little Koba transitioned from bank robbery.



Not like this gig requires a lot of prep. No need for a degree. Just round up your gang and have at it.

I also want the mystique that comes from being a criminal. It's about building the brand

Then socialism is definitely the way to go.


This unibrow Neanderthal bitch is Frida Kahlo. There is a Left fascist fan club who waxes poetic about this third rate artist - for no other reason than that she serviced Trotsky's pecker in Mexico.


This here is a notorious racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, gay-hating murderous asshole. He's also a hero because he helped out this guy:


Known as "El Heffe" for his insatiable desire to screw his female socialist groupies. He has a special island where he kept his bastards - not Cuba, an island next to Cuba where he also kept his yacht.


This guy liked to rape young girls. He would have his gang fetch them for him off the streets. If they put out he'd give the a floral bouquet and send them home. If he was dissatisfied with the service he' have them buried in the garden.

He worked for Stalin. That's Stalin's daughter on his lap.

Not gonna lie. This is one of the most dangerous criminal vocations there is, mostly due to the competition. If you're looking for unearned and undeserved fame and fortune, however, this is as good as crime can get you.

 

[Otterly]

Elected office.

 

[Ventrue]

There was this old documentary about counterfeit handbags that were made in the same factories as the licensed products in China. They were shipped to New York City and sold in a basement in Chinatown that was converted into a popup boutique, it looked professional, well-lit, had the plastic platforms for the handbags like any shop on 5th avenue.

They sold all the name brands, Dolce & Gabbana, Prada as examples. The handbags at a retail store would cost about $12,000 to $32,000 while the cost for the counterfeit would be $1,000 to $15,000. The popup boutique they were filming in with their hidden camera showed that the place was full of women looking for a good deal.

At the time of the documentary if the criminals were caught they would be in jail for about 3-6 months and pay a fine, I think it was $1,000. When the criminals get out they go back to selling handbags at a different location. They talked to one of the Chinese guys and he said he was arrested six times for selling handbags and wasn't fazed by the idea of going to jail since he said he made a lot of money doing it.

Then there was this segment where they spoke to a woman who was selling handbags on the street she said she made about $32,000 in about 2-3 months.

 

[Welfare Bum]

Stealing jewelry. If you have even the slightest intelligence and technical proficiency, you can turn a single operation on an decently large jewelry store into a retirement plan. One operation with a good haul and a bit of investment into chemistry and you're set for life because no need for fences. Two operations like that and you're living large. If I were a criminal, that would be my specialty. You don't even hurt the owners much. Their insurance will pay for all of it.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

It's actually a thing that people dive down to shipwrecks and illegally scrap them for the metal, it's valuable as it has no trace amounts of radiation in it and is used for medical or scientific stuff. Steel today and since 1945 has had small trace amounts of radiation. There is a short wiki article on it

 

[clara red bottoms]

It's actually a thing that people dive down to shipwrecks and illegally scrap them for the metal, it's valuable as it has no trace amounts of radiation in it and is used for medical or scientific stuff. Steel today and since 1945 has had small trace amounts of radiation. There is a short wiki article on it

This would be so based. Finally, piracy that doesn't make me a Somali or an unfuckable internet denizen

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Hoxton Breakout was the best-paying heist in Payday 2 last time I was following the meta.

...Oh wait, you mean in real life.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

This would be so based. Finally, piracy that doesn't make me a Somali or an unfuckable internet denizen

...About that you wouldn't be Somali but likely Malaysian Indonesian Filipino or... indian
article on the matter

 

[clara red bottoms]

...About that you wouldn't be Somali but likely Malaysian Indonesian Filipino or... indian
article on the matter

This is the worst news I've recieved all day.