Most overrated "classic" games (anything before the PS2)

I don't fucking understand how everybody on earth says that this game is their favorite FF games, like nigga come on you never play any FF game other than 7. I would take FF 5 or 6 everytime over 7.
Its bracketed by age, if you were 8 years old when ff7 came out indeed, it probably was your first FF, your first jrpg, even might have been your first videogame. That skews perception a lot.

Its the same with the spergs in their late 30s whining about Link to the Past being totally the best zelda ever, that whole discussion can be summed up as "because its the one i played first!" .
 
I feel a little bad for you. You probably started this thread in the hope of getting real answers. Well, I hope you learned something from the experience.
Actually I have learned one thing... (and no this isn't aimed at you specifically).... Kiwi is just as full of people who claim to totally know the classic console/gaming gens but actually only know Mario, Zelda, and Sonic as any other place on the internet where gamers hang out.
 
I'm sure you can, but superior alternatives exist on every other platform and that's not including those very titles' remakes.
Can you really though?
I know I'm setting myself up for an "autism" award, but paradoxically I've noticed people seem to like it when I sperg about old forgotten media as well.

let's just go ahead and say all the Marios and Zeldas and Mega Mans (except that weird Monopoly clone one, fuck that one), because unlike some people I'm not a fake fan of old-school shit. And as for the stuff nobody ever mentions:

Adventures of Lolo (all of them).
Archon
Bionic Commando
Blaster Master
Bubble Bobble
Burgertime
Contra (and Super C)
Deja Vu
Destiny of an Emperor
Dig Dug II
Dragon Warrior (all of them but I'm partial to the first one especially)
Dungeon Magic: Sword of the Elements
Gargoyle's Quest II
Gemfire
Genghis Khan
Kirby's Adventure
Kyatto Ninden Teyendee/Samurai Pizza Cats
Legacy of the Wizard
Legend of the Ghost Lion
Lemmings
Little Nemo the Dream Master
Might and Magic Secret of the Inner Sanctum
the Ninja Gaiden trilogy
Nobunaga's Ambition II (the first one can suck it though)
North and South
Shadow of the Ninja
Shadowgate
Spot: The Video Game
Spy vs Spy
Toms & Treasure
Pinball Quest
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Rygar
Ultima: Exodus (I'm not willing to go to bat for its sequels though)
Uninvited
Willow
Wizardry

Plus... pretty much all the Disney licensed games (I even kinda liked Talespin, and this is without the benefit of liking the cartoon), two of the Tiny Toons games (again without the benefit of liking the cartoon. The third Tiny Toons title, "Cartoon Workshop," wasn't really a game and is kinda fun to fuck with)... and, finally, all the Ninja Turtles games (yeah I even liked the infamous first one as well as that fighting game, weird as it was).

Oh and... that shmup with the dragon. I liked that shmup with the dragon.

UPDATE: And after looking through a rom list, I ran into so many I should have listed that I'm gonna go crazy if I keep updating this every time I think "I should have named X." I added a few more to the list but I'll go crazy if I keep doing this. Seriously the NES is the gift that keeps on giving. (I was also intentionally not naming games that are in the "I enjoy this but I hesitate to recommend because of quirks and issues" dealies, which would include games like the two Golgo 13 games, Solstice, and the Dizzy series).

That's just the ones I remembered while typing this. Seriously even when I look thru emulators or bootleg multicarts I run into stuff I either never heard of, or had forgotten about. I would probably even be willing to update this list later.

@RX-78 also brought up the question of whether or not these games have superior versions or even just modern alternatives. Thing is.... ummm.... sometimes. And sometimes they only have "alternatives" in the same way that a soy patty is an alternative to beef.

For Might and Magic and Shadowgate for example, I've played other versions, even a modern remake of the latter, and the NES versions are the best by far. Its more than just graphical and music preferences as well... Shadowgate on other platforms actually has a part where you can get softlocked, and Might and Magic on PC platforms lets even early-game random encounters just straight up murder you. The NES versions are literally the only versions that fix these issues.

(You might be saying "wait, isn't the NES Shadowgate missing a room?" The room its missing is just a glorified death scene with absolutely no puzzle elements though, so its no big deal).

then there's weird cases like Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Which yeah, has like a million sequels (one just came out on the Switch)... but they all make major changes to the gameplay and aesthetics where no two feel exactly the same, and frankly the later ones have so much going on they become a chore to play. The NES one is deep enough to be interesting but simple enough to not be overwhelming.

And of course, a lot of the games I listed don't have remakes, and "modern equivalent" is really iffy. There's modern first-person RPGs but that doesn't necessarily mean they replace Wizardry or Might and Magic, any more than an oatmeal cookie replaces a chocolate chip cookie.

That's actually something I hate about modern gaming a lot of times. So many times I'm looking for a game that's like X, but more accessible for modern hardware... but then what I end up getting is something that is kinda shit in comparison, and doesn't quite scratch the itch. First-person RPGs have it the worst because whenever I find one, they're always roguelikes and I fucking hate roguelikes.... [tism rant over]

(I did, incidentally, intentionally include a few games I do think are better on other platforms. Namely the one with the little green-haired critters that can be blockers or climbers or even set to self-destruct).

Anyway, that's the best answer you're gonna get at the moment. Unless someone else wants to come up to bat (not bloody likely).

.... Wow, spergouts like this really do a number for reigniting the passion. I'm just gonna curl up with a bootleg multicart for awhile....
 
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Adventures of Lolo (all of them).
Archon
Bionic Commando
Blaster Master
Bubble Bobble
Burgertime
Contra (and Super C)
Deja Vu
Destiny of an Emperor
Dig Dug II
Dragon Warrior (all of them but I'm partial to the first one especially)
Dungeon Magic: Sword of the Elements
Gargoyle's Quest II
Gemfire
Genghis Khan
Kirby's Adventure
Kyatto Ninden Teyendee/Samurai Pizza Cats
Legacy of the Wizard
Legend of the Ghost Lion
Lemmings
Little Nemo the Dream Master
Might and Magic Secret of the Inner Sanctum
the Ninja Gaiden trilogy
Nobunaga's Ambition II (the first one can suck it though)
North and South
Shadow of the Ninja
Shadowgate
Spot: The Video Game
Spy vs Spy
Toms & Treasure
Pinball Quest
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Rygar
Ultima: Exodus (I'm not willing to go to bat for its sequels though)
Uninvited
Willow
Wizardry

Well, let's put it this way: if you mixed that list of games in with the SNES's library, how many would make it into the top 10? Into the top 20? I'd say zero. A couple might sneak onto a top 50, but you'd need to make a top 100 list just to actually see some really make their way in. And even then, there's nothing you can do to get Adventures of Lolo or Burger Time in there.

To be fair, the genres you seem into aren't up my alley to begin with (strategy & point & click), so I should reserve judgement to some degree.
 
Well, let's put it this way: if you mixed that list of games in with the SNES's library, how many would make it into the top 10? Into the top 20? I'd say zero. A couple might sneak onto a top 50, but you'd need to make a top 100 list just to actually see some really make their way in. And even then, there's nothing you can do to get Adventures of Lolo or Burger Time in there.
Burgertime wouldn't, but that's only because there's a legit better version on other platforms. That doesn't make the NES one suddenly bad though.

Which, on that note... I find this argument just weird. I could meet your terms and say "actually I totally would put [name some NES games] in my top ten" but.... even if I did, what does it prove?

I mean, who cares if I might fill the top 10-20-50-777 slots with SNES games? Remember, the claim that got the ball rolling was someone on page 11 saying there were no good NES games. That guy is not retroactively right just because the SNES might have an overall better library.

And there's still the issue that a lot of NES games don't really have adequate replacements/equivalents on later hardware. I mentioned Romance of the Three Kingdoms as an example. If I wanna play the first game, its sequels aren't gonna fill the void... in exactly the same way that Civilization VI in no way fills the void of Civ II (or even Civ I). Adventures of Lolo is also an example as there's not really anything quite like that on modern markets.

Like, someone could sit here and tell me for ages of Myst (and anyone who can explain how I just misused that term is my new best friend... which probably assures nobody is gonna do it) that Oniken is a way better platformer than Little Nemo the Dream Master, and they may even be right.... but if my heart is saying "I wanna play Little Nemo," all the objective talking points in the world aren't gonna matter.

And even when games do have modern remakes, you can't always take it as read that they're superior. Dragon Warrior I, II, and III are all on the Switch (under their proper name, Dragon Quest) but honestly those versions kinda suck. Some people swear by the Super Famicom and Gameboy Color versions, but even those I have issues with.

EDIT: Gonna just add this... I've never really jived with the idea that a console is defined solely by its "best" games anyway. For me that actually adds to the thing I was saying earlier about what makes retro discussion annoying--the whole "anyone who claims to be a Genesis fan only knows Land of Confusion Sonic" thing I was sperging about earlier. I find that the mid-tier and sometimes even the objectively crap games are a huge part of what makes a console interesting. Besides, playing only the good stuff ends up with the problem that it gets too familiar and thus dull. Like I can barely stand Super Metroid or Myst these days--despite the latter being one of my favorite games--simply because they're exploration-focused games where I already know where everything is. I'd rather have a mid-tier game that's a total surprise for me than a top-of-the-line game where I go in knowing how to find all the secrets.


To be fair, the genres you seem into aren't up my alley to begin with (strategy & point & click), so I should reserve judgement to some degree.
To be honest I'm pretty malleable about what I'll play. Its true a lot of my list has RPGs and strategy games, but I most often play side-scrollers on the NES. On modern hardware, about the only games I won't give the time of day to are anything with "hentai" or "fart" in the title. I used to also refuse roguelikes on principle but I've become malleable about that.
 
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Burgertime wouldn't, but that's only because there's a legit better version on other platforms. That doesn't make the NES one suddenly bad though.

Which, on that note... I find this argument just weird. I could meet your terms and say "actually I totally would put [name some NES games] in my top ten" but.... even if I did, what does it prove?

I mean, who cares if I might fill the top 10-20-50-777 slots with SNES games? Remember, the claim that got the ball rolling was someone on page 11 saying there were no good NES games. That guy is not retroactively right just because the SNES might have an overall better library.

And there's still the issue that a lot of NES games don't really have adequate replacements/equivalents on later hardware. I mentioned Romance of the Three Kingdoms as an example. If I wanna play the first game, its sequels aren't gonna fill the void... in exactly the same way that Civilization VI in no way fills the void of Civ II (or even Civ I). Adventures of Lolo is also an example as there's not really anything quite like that on modern markets.

Like, someone could sit here and tell me for ages of Myst (and anyone who can explain how I just misused that term is my new best friend... which probably assures nobody is gonna do it) that Oniken is a way better platformer than Little Nemo the Dream Master, and they may even be right.... but if my heart is saying "I wanna play Little Nemo," all the objective talking points in the world aren't gonna matter.

And even when games do have modern remakes, you can't always take it as read that they're superior. Dragon Warrior I, II, and III are all on the Switch (under their proper name, Dragon Quest) but honestly those versions kinda suck. Some people swear by the Super Famicom and Gameboy Color versions, but even those I have issues with.

EDIT: Gonna just add this... I've never really jived with the idea that a console is defined solely by its "best" games anyway. For me that actually adds to the thing I was saying earlier about what makes retro discussion annoying--the whole "anyone who claims to be a Genesis fan only knows Land of Confusion Sonic" thing I was sperging about earlier. I find that the mid-tier and sometimes even the objectively crap games are a huge part of what makes a console interesting. Besides, playing only the good stuff ends up with the problem that it gets too familiar and thus dull. Like I can barely stand Super Metroid or Myst these days--despite the latter being one of my favorite games--simply because they're exploration-focused games where I already know where everything is. I'd rather have a mid-tier game that's a total surprise for me than a top-of-the-line game where I go in knowing how to find all the secrets.



To be honest I'm pretty malleable about what I'll play. Its true a lot of my list has RPGs and strategy games, but I most often play side-scrollers on the NES. On modern hardware, about the only games I won't give the time of day to are anything with "hentai" or "fart" in the title. I used to also refuse roguelikes on principle but I've become malleable about that.
I guess it depends on how you define good. Is something actually good if you'd rather play almost anything else than it? If you fill the top 777 slots with SNES games instead of NES then just how good are NES games...?

The way I see it, SMB3 is the only great NES game, one you could hand to someone today and if they like the genre they'll like SMB3. You're not handing Adventures of Lolo to anybody but NES kids, basically. The only people who like it already like it, and probably grew up with it.

It is unfair to say there's no "good" NES games though, I suppose... He didn't say "great" or "perfect", so "good" leaves more wiggle room. And you make good points, a console's identity is more than just its best games. Even bad games can be good memories.
 
The problem is, a game won't really get overrated unless it's fairly popular.

Every Lufia except the second is intolerable, though. I once spoke to someone who considered the first the best game ever made. I think they were the wrongest person I've ever met.
 
I'm going to up the ante and dump an entire console into the trash by reminding people that there are no good nes games beyond three Megaman titles. Everything else is pure shit propped up by nostalgiafags whom act like the boomers of vidya, or has already escaped via remakes on superior hardware.
Totally agree, the system was flickering dogshit. Any good games on it were remade on superior consoles like mario all stars, ducktales, the Wiley wars. Master system was much better.
 
Adventures of Lolo (all of them).
Archon
Bionic Commando
Blaster Master
Bubble Bobble
Burgertime
Contra (and Super C)
Deja Vu
Destiny of an Emperor
Dig Dug II
Dragon Warrior (all of them but I'm partial to the first one especially)
Dungeon Magic: Sword of the Elements
Gargoyle's Quest II
Gemfire
Genghis Khan
Kirby's Adventure
Kyatto Ninden Teyendee/Samurai Pizza Cats
Legacy of the Wizard
Legend of the Ghost Lion
Lemmings
Little Nemo the Dream Master
Might and Magic Secret of the Inner Sanctum
the Ninja Gaiden trilogy
Nobunaga's Ambition II (the first one can suck it though)
North and South
Shadow of the Ninja
Shadowgate
Spot: The Video Game
Spy vs Spy
Toms & Treasure
Pinball Quest
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Rygar
Ultima: Exodus (I'm not willing to go to bat for its sequels though)
Uninvited
Willow
Wizardry
Nice list, the thing is, to the filthy peasant mob, the only pre-1995 games that exist are jRPGs and platformers, and even then, probably only on Nintendo consoles. Inevitably "the only games worth playing" on such-and-such old platform (that I routinely game on) turns out to be a bunch of whatever that I haven't looked at in ten years, if ever.
 
I guess it depends on how you define good. Is something actually good if you'd rather play almost anything else than it? If you fill the top 777 slots with SNES games instead of NES then just how good are NES games...?
I think if I was legit compiling a list of 777 favorite games of all time and it wound up consisting entirely of SNES games, the bigger question would be "how good is skykiii's grasp of reality?" I mean 777 is close to being the SNES's entire library so invariably it would have to include crap like Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls and the million of forgettable beat-em-ups....

..... I should probably apologize to people who had been trying to forget that there was a bad Double Dragon fighting game based on a goofy-fuck cartoon, but I won't....

Such a SNES list would also likely include all five Super Bombermans. Which... they aren't bad, but Bomberman at this point was especially a franchise that suffered from "played one, played them all." People like to say that about things like Mega Man, but at least with MM I can justify that there's new challenges, stage layouts, boss patterns to figure out... Bomberman doesn't even have *that*. So literally the best one is just gonna be whatever one you have the most nostalgia for.


The way I see it, SMB3 is the only great NES game, one you could hand to someone today and if they like the genre they'll like SMB3. You're not handing Adventures of Lolo to anybody but NES kids, basically. The only people who like it already like it, and probably grew up with it.
Honestly I don't quite agree. Fun is fun no matter the era. The only limiting factor with, say, Lolo is just whether you like that kind of puzzle-solving game.

Actually, not to being Playing With Powerlevel here, but... I've actually had a few experiences where people had reluctance to get into an old game, but then wound up loving it. Especially among kids, who tend to not be all that picky despite what the internet often claims (in reality it tends to be adults who are picky). Among older people, well... I have a cousin who now makes games of Archon and Pocky & Rocky a regular thing.

Funny you mention Mario 3.... we're actually getting back to the original purpose of this topic now, but... yeah these days I consider that one kinda overrated. I still like it, its not dogshit or anything, but its weird hearing people repeatedly say its the best game on the NES.

I mean, just compared to other platformers.... Mega Man 2 has you fighting a giant mecha dragon, Ninja Gaiden has screen-filling demons, Gargoyle's Quest has that over a river of fire and you're playing as a gargoyle with limited flight capabilities.... and somehow, the best of the best is a game where most of the boss fights are the same "bop them on the head three times" copypasta?

I mean that's a simplistic take, sure. but that's kind of a microcosm of the larger problem... Mario 3 to me really doesn't stand out much in any way. Sure there's some parts I have nostalgia for but when you consider it has like 100 levels (and yet the game is designed so you can easily skip most of them) and I can only remember some of them for some stand-out gimmick (big world or any level where you have to run from that giant fish for example).... its like.... I could see this being generally beloved, but "best on the NES" I have to take issue with.

It is unfair to say there's no "good" NES games though, I suppose... He didn't say "great" or "perfect", so "good" leaves more wiggle room. And you make good points, a console's identity is more than just its best games. Even bad games can be good memories.
Not to mention sometimes like..... well, the problem with "quality" in general is it tends towards certain absolutes. That James Rolfe "all games should play like X" thing I brought up before.

But just for an example of how that can go wrong, its one reason I don't play sports games... and why I'm not a big fan of the afformentioned Bomberman games. Super Bomberman was good (naturally, first one was the one I have nostalgia for) but I lost interest in the sequels when I found out they're literally just the same game. It's also why I don't actively seek out things like Baseball games or Basketball games. Actually not long ago I did play a lot of different baseball games and after awhile they started to just run together, even when they had a gimmick like that one where everyone is a robot.

To a lesser extent this is kind of a problem with shmups. Those though can benefit from the Mega Man "well I haven't seen this exact set of challenges before" thing, but if you play too many at once it can be weirdly easy to fall into a rut of "aren't these all basically the same?"

It's at that point you start to genuinely appreciate oddballs like Alien 3 or the various game adaptations of Hook (the 16-bit versions being genuinely good, the NES one... less so). Sure, Alien 3 might've been a better game had it literally been just Contra with Ripley in place of Bill Rizer... but I've beaten Contra.

In fact that's one reason I was willing to throw the Atari 2600 under the bus. That console had a problem of literally re-selling the same game under different titles, sometimes with just minor sprite swaps, like that Tazmania game that became an Asterix game.
 
The 2600 is well before my time, but I do remember playing my dad's old one as a kid, and I had one of those plug and play systems.

The only games I liked were pitfall, breakout and warlords, if i still had a console, I can see myself pulling it out just for those.
 
Older command and conquer games like Tiberian Dawn-Sun and Red alert 1-2, well RA2 is released a few months after PS2 release date. Gameplay wise.
For Tiberian Dawn and RA 1, they are just really basic and bare bones. Tiberian Sun and RA2 at least manages to vary things up a little bit more, but still don't provide much depth to genre. Also, games are really old and the control feels so dated to play.
 
Is something actually good if you'd rather play almost anything else than it?
I don't know. Blaster Master is decent, and Guardian Legend is an interesting game that never escaped the system, but those are games I have to be in a specific mood to play. I could say that about a lot of games and consoles though.
 
Most of my opinions here are entirely unsubstantiated and subjective. I don’t really care though, because it’s fun to bitch about games I don’t like. Deal with it.

Mario 3. I’ve tried to get into it many times, just never clicked. The sprites and artwork suffer a lot from being on the NES in my opinion. The colors are extremely washed out and the whole thing looks dull and depressing. The Hammer Suit and Tanooki Suit were also the only cool power-ups. Add on that the game suffers from many of the same hallmarks as other old-school NES titles (unreasonable difficulty spikes, forced replays when you die, etc.) and… yeah I don’t get the hype.

Every classic Sonic title. They all suck. 1, 2, CD, whatever. They’re pretty and sound nice at least, but for a game where the main draw is supposed to be “woah you’re so fast” 80% of every level is just Mario but worse. I can also never forgive how it went on to birth some of the most rabidly autistic people on the internet. And lots of furries. Lots of furries. Gross.

Donkey Kong Country. Never played the sequels, don’t really care to. I tried the first one, my biggest issue comes down to the physics. I don’t really know how to quantify it. Basically, the characters are strangely light and floaty. They feel like they don’t have much of a presence when you control them, if that makes sense. It’s not just because it’s an old game, either. Super Mario World felt great and was generally just a superior game in literally every way. Like Mario 3, the extremely punishing difficulty and lives systems just made it a slog to play paired with its other faults. The music is pretty good though.

All the classic Zelda titles. Boring, generic, usually extremely cryptic (more the 2D titles than the 3D ones). It wouldn’t really be such a big deal if these games weren’t lauded as the second coming of Christ by soycucks all over the internet. Shut the fuck up about Majora’s Mask/OOT for once, please. I am begging you.

Pokemon. The series in general, really. It reeks of autism, is excessively simplistic and I swear I have no fucking clue how people get invested enough to remember the names of any of the Pokemon beyond the several extremely popular/constantly recurring ones. I will say, from what I’ve played, the old titles (as in the original Gameboy titles and their remakes) tend to be better due to not being completely neutered and weighed down by a convoluted and annoying story. However, they’re still not games I ever care to go back to.

Lastly, Super Smash Bros. Melee. It’s a completely acceptable party/casual game, but the hive of absolutely insufferable neckbeard autists that has cropped up around it has legitimately made me wish the game never moved beyond the N64 entry. Face it, Melee is broken as shit due to being extremely rushed and is totally lacking in content compared to any of the later entries. I don’t care about wavedashing and there are some genuinely baffling intentional design choices like the complete lack of input buffer that makes every button press into a complex task you have to practice. Sadly, it seems the majority of people actually want Melee fans to have some sort of say in the design of future Smash titles which is gay as fuck. It’s like if every 2D Mario released after the original on the NES used similar terrible and awkward physics because of a small contingent of extremely autistic smelly losers complaining about “muh competitive scene.” It’s a shame, I have some nostalgia for Melee but it’s completely tainted by these soy-soaked douchebags and their unbearable unwarranted elitism. Avoid this game at all costs, unless it’s just to play with some IRL friends for old times sake. In that context it can be a good time, but really most games are with a group of friends to fuck around with so that’s hardly a unique benefit.
 
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