Most likely celebrity to do a mass shooting

Which A-list celebrity will go postal first?


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Does anyone else here think it would be fucking HOT to be involved in a shooting from a qt girl?

There is something that is getting me hot as FUCK.

I am envisioning being in my trendy open plan office, framed pictures of our 'content creators' hanging around the place and suddenly BANG BANG, you hear gunshots. You fucking SCREAM, everyone is screaming, everyone is running, someone shouts 'THEY'VE GOT A GUN'. You start to fear for your life. some fucking ugly virgin loser snapped and has started to kill people.

the door swings open. The gunfire draws ever closer. you look out from under your desk and you see the shooter walking towards your desk. But you notice..... she is a qt girl. She walks up to every desk before yours, leans under and shoots anyone hiding. You don't give a shit though. She approaches and pokes her head under your desk. Her qt eyes meet yours. You smile, and you look at her tight pussy flaps rubbing against her bloodstained jeans, and you try to think of something to say as she presses the gun against your skull. you stutter as you try to make a chat up line and you say '-m-m-m-y penis splattered everywhere when it saw you looks like it s-p-p-lttered everywhere faster than my brain haha'. she gets mad and pulls the trigger, but you don't care because some of your brain matter lands right on her fucking pussy.

holy fuck imagine being a piece of brain matter, rubbing on the warm crotch of her jeans as she kills chads. maybe she uses a shotgun and it makes her wet herself and your brainfragments get covered in piss. fucking hell.
 
It's Ezra Miller. Dude would likely get away with it too. He's proved that he's untouchable. It would certainly be prophetical.

Another runner up might be Jared Leto.
Okay okay it might not be a mass shooting, maybe some sort of Jonestown thing. Mass murder = Same difference to me.
 
I picked Bjork because I've hated that chick since she appeared on SNL in the late 80's. I hope this is enough cause for islandic paramilitaries to "minority report" her smug, ugly, nasally ass.

I would like to have picked Tom Sizemore out of respect. "F".
 
Randy Quaid.
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