Most Likable Cows - Lolcows you actually like

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Marty Robbins

Marty Robbins

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99.99 percent of cows are not at all likeable, with almost no redeeming qualities. I thought it would be fun to spotlight some of the ones that we actually like even though they are cows. I'll start with the most obvious one:

Terry Davis: Probably the coolest guy to ever be considered a lolcow. A mentally ill genius who says nigger constantly is obviously going to be awesome to us.
 
Yeah I came in to say Terry. He literally walked down the street saying "Hey nigger" to black guys and they just shrugged it off and said "Oh there goes that endearingly wacky old man".
 
I don't think he has a thread here but he was an older internet cow for Portal Of Evil and Something Awful: Ulillilia. a smart, nice guy with debilitating OCD that gave him tons of funny quirks (afraid of water, afraid of mirrors, could only walk up stairs on all fours, could only use his keyboard if had used dryer sheets covering it, refused to sit in chairs) the video game grinding king. he would get his JRPG characters max level in the first area just for fun. The ultimate master of Bubsy 3d, discovered every glitch in the game. Memorized the HTML color codes and only used them to describe the colors of things.
 
Like is a strong word but I root for Zoey. She's a schizophrenic who's currently sticking an ice filled balloon up her cooch, but maybe one day she'll chug her lithium/thorazine milkshake and keep off the lowercase i internet forever. Maybe one day she'll live a normal and productive life but until she wants to help herself, nothing will change.
 
Ellen Woodbury/pizzacakecomics
I don't get the seething she gets for drawing her children with their real name.
She's just a modern woman who happens to be a mother of two and seems to genuinely love his hubby and kids.
Her comics are not that bad. Sometimes funny, sometimes relatable, sometimes adorable. She has a few questionable quirks that make her qualify as a lolcow i guess but she is one of the cows with redeeming qualities.
 
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Ellen Woodbury/pizzacakecomics
I don't get the seething she gets for drawing her children with their real name.
She's just a modern woman who happens to be a mother of two and seems to genuinely love his hubby and kids.
Her comics are not that bad. Sometimes funny, sometimes relatable, sometimes adorable. She has a few questionable quirks that make her qualify as a lolcow i guess but she is one of the cows with redeeming qualities.
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Counterpoint: https://kemono.su/patreon/user/59577203
 
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