More post-jail sightings megathread

[Tor Lugosi]

i imagine Chris is constantly looking over his shoulder, waiting for a man in a pickle suit to run up to him

 

[Wash away the rain]

Damn post prison buff to finding women who fuck down is too strong please nerf.

 

[Pedophobe]

The goverment doesn't want you to know, but the gfs and the insane asylum are free, you just have to go pick one up.

Unironically this. Last guy I knew who got rubber roomed came out with two gfs and three STIs.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I don't understand what I am seeing in the image. Its just a smudgey smear, right?

 

[Got Milk!]

If we all hold hands and repeat "elaborate troll" over and over again, we can make that the reality of this situation... Right?

 

[NoosJunki]

State mandated gfs are finally real

Especially if she's a caseworker

 

[WelperHelper99]

i imagine Chris is constantly looking over his shoulder, waiting for a man in a pickle suit to run up to him

@Marvin , we need you to steal his GF now! Put on the pickle suit one last time man! Virginia is NOT for lovers!

 

[Fornicario]

I didn't think Chris was into younger women. But he's post-sexual after busting his cherry with an older woman.

 

[Lum_Invader]

break out the Fanta and champagne glasses

 

[NoosJunki]

"WANT WOMAN" finally pays off

Someone send him a "GOT WOMAN" halter top now

 

[Local Wordmason]

Am I the only one that thinks its just Barb? It looks like an old woman to me, and Chris being back home, lead me believe that's the identity.
Edit: I made this post before the third picture was posted. I'm less sure now, but who else would want to put up with him?

 

[TexOffender]

Can't places put in decent cameras? Hopefully a decent pic pops up.

 

[4090 Chad]

What’s the over/under on the age of this woman? Would you bet under or above 60?

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

the love quest was over when he swam in lake Barbera. Now he's just out there racking up bodies like a chad.

That is trully horifying.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's unfortunate that the woman is blurry so we can't see her reaction, but Chris Chan's stance suggests a non-zero chance of a consent accident.

 

[TheTourist]

Can't places put in decent cameras? Hopefully a decent pic pops up.

bro do you really want 4k chris chan lovemaking? This is as crisp an image as I care to see, myself.

 

[WelperHelper99]

break out the Fanta and champagne glasses

Don't forget the lavender febreeze plugins!

 

[General Tug Boat]

Chris just finds new ways of surprising me. I have a feeling that more than likely that wasn't consensual, and if it was then good God I do not want to know what is wrong with that lady.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Maybe it's the angle but she looks absolutely tiny...

 

[Lum_Invader]

bro do you really want 4k chris chan lovemaking? This is as crisp an image as I care to see, myself.

inb4 he records it himself