More post-jail sightings megathread

[This Man Ate My Son]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Wearing the medallion means two things. Either she's just as autistic as he is, or she's a ween.

 

[Oxyjen]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

GOTT IN HIMMEL!!!

 

[emergenigger]

THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE ANYMORE
if this guy, a man who FUCKED HIS OWN MOTHER can get a boyfriendless girlfriend then you have no excuse

brb

 

[Toasted Boat]

All this does is give a whole new depressing perspective about all this. Some deprived people, especially the vulnerable kind, will put up with any kind of behavior if it means they can get any sort of attention from anyone, via girlfriends, boyfriends, friends. This girl may have just met him at a group home or wherever he was put in, and latched onto him like a lost puppy. As long as she gets that sweet sweet attention she won't mind his shitty behavior and cult-like dogma, and that's sad.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Wearing the medallion means two things. Either she's just as autistic as he is, or she's a ween.

quickly chiming in to note that those two possibilities aren’t mutually exclusive

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Wait a fucking minute, is that why Chris had a shiny new medallion in the sightings the first few months post-jail, but suddenly went back to wearing the previous horrific melted medallion in the new pic he sent to Helena a few weeks back where he announced his coming return to the internet?

Did he fucking give away his new medallion to his new sweetheart? Holy shit.

Maybe Chris has to wear a medallion for a while to charge it up before giving it away.

 

[Nigger Hating Machine]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

God has abandoned us, and I don't blame him.

 

[Baguette Child]

Either way, she and Barb are going to fight over his affections

I will repeat the reminder for all the virgins in this thread: Chris got two bitches potentially fighting over his fucking gnarly bent duck. What is your excuse now?

 

[Oxyjen]

Maybe Chris has to wear a medallion for a while to charge it up before giving it away.

Oh God no, don’t tell me it has Orgone Energy properties.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Wearing the medallion means two things. Either she's just as autistic as he is, or she's a ween.

Gotta be a dedicated ween to let a 6 feet ogre keep grabbing your tits and ass at fucking Walmart.

>Hitler is a avatar of Germanic heroism, still finds a loving gf who wants to be his wife before joining him in death
>Chris Chan is a ptlomaic habsburgian demi-god, cult leader, still finds a loving gf
I don't know if that is incredibly blackpilling or if it's incredibily whitepilling.

Fixed.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Gotta be a dedicated ween to let a 6 feet ogre keep grabbing your tits and ass at fucking Walmart.

Chris is 5'10 (King of Manlets) and would only be over 6'0 with heels. Were you factoring the tranny-ness into account, or have you now assumed that CWC is >6 foot because he now has a white girlfriend close to his age and is arguably now at a triumphant point in adulthood where he is the least like a Virgin With Rage

 

[Ammyterasu]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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I hate everything.

 

[Pedophobe]

Chris has been active on Twitter/X again for the first time in like 2 weeks. He liked another MLP drawing.

Feel free to screenshot or archive it any time you like.

 

[oramge cat]

I hope this stupid bitch trying to get famous off of fucking Chris enjoys having Barb's sloppy seconds. Taking it up the ass from Chris is a really great "trolling" strategy.

Why isn't she posting about it somewhere if that's the case? If someone was trying to get famous by being Chris's GF wouldn't she

Truly, a doppelganger.
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Is it possible she did her hair like Megan on purpose?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Looks like she's also wearing a heaping dash of shame.

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Late?

Why does our logo look like the diagram of a clit?

 

[VooDew]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Zero self preservation in sight from this woman, christ

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

ended his dry spell before kingcobrajfs

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

This is the start of Chris's Harem Saga.

 

[Fennec 'Tard]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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It MUST be true love if this is the case... Chris may have finally found his boyfriend-free girl at last!

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Sonichu's Ultimate Harem