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Monke Appreciation Thread - Reject Modernity, Become Monke.
Monke has lived for millions of years longer than Humans and exhibit far less shortcomings than humans whilst in a constant state of preserving the traditional values of the Jungle. Nearly every human is severely autistic while autistic Monke is a myth and urban legend outside of captivity. Humans use technology very often to vent frustration on useless things while Monke very rarely use technology and only used technology to shitpost. Human diet consists of undetected insects, poison and foreskin whilst Monkey carefully inspects all food before eating. Human settlements are brutal cold concrete jungles resembling postmodern torture facilities whilst Monke have no interest in living in such areas. Humans have become so weak that even the smallest Monke can win against a fight no problem. It's for these reasons Monke appreciation is growing amonst Humans as a result of such fallacies of humanity. They return the favor by making love letters of Monke culture such as King Kong, Super Monkey Ball and Donkey Kong Country. Many humans have even attempted to replicate Monke culture such as the Pygmy tribe in Central Africa in response to the fallacies of humanity. Monke has avoided pretty much every shortcoming humanity fails to on a millisecond basis. This is a thread paying respects to the very species we have took for granted all these years.
Bro just get your toes Lengthened. You know they can do that now, right? Procedure lasts just under 6 hours and there's only some amount of pain involved. They can even put an extra knuckle in, give you footgrasp on a level surpassing even that of the monke.
