im trying to register an account on a payment processor site, they refuse to let you sign up on the website and only do it through the APP
so i install their retarded APP on my old phone and it complains that it's out of date. then i installed their gay retarded APP on my new phone and it complains that it's rooted/failed safetynet checks. so i install their gay retarded fucking APP on an old iPad i have laying around and start to go through the setup process, but it's assuming i'm trying to setup a personal account instead of a business account and asking me irrelevant shit like annual income and my SSN and my personal address instead of business-related info. then my iPad died so i gave up.
how is paypal still the most competent payment processor?