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[Historical Strelkov]

"AHHHHHHHH"
- Sean O'Malley

 

[Pentex]

O'Malley brings the rake, gets the Arab leaf off the White House lawn

 

[You're a Big Guy]

FUCK CANADA LOL
WONK-NOSE ARAB WITH THE WEIRD ASS MOVEMENT KO'D ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN, NICE TURTLING LOL

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Would Ilia steal his man purse after the fight?

That's assuming Ilia survives a guntpress.

Lol just Ralph half conscious grabbing onto Herb Dean's leg thinking he's Bibble.

Which is why it was weird he want for the clinch up against the fence in my opinion, with the amount of space Josh gave Lewis it was very possible for Lewis to throw some rancid uppercuts.

This was my logic for putting money on Lewis, against Blaydes Hokit was running in chin up, just flailing punches.. he didn't have much power behind his punches either, i was half expecting a Lewis haymaker to get through and put Hokit out.


Dude, this card is all just lay ups for the up and coming fighters and big name fighters who need a bump... Garcia put on a good show in the first, so fair play to him. Other than Pereira v Gane.. this is a joke of a card to be honest.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Maybe the stoppage was a little early, but pretty good performance by Sean, but boy did he eat a lot of low kicks in the 2nd round, he had no answer for it at all besides throwing a jab over the top it seems.

In MMA a jab over the top is a perfectly good response to most things that aren't fucking.

 

[HanyuuF]

Goodbye obnoxiously defensive Canadian!

Of course it’s the fucking Canadian trying to ruin the card with a boring fight.

 

[foam rolla]

Are the fighters contractually obligated to suck Trumps and the troops dick?

 

[Bakachev]

This whole event has been meh tbh, outside the first fight it's just bunch of predictable beat downs.
The real and the only match is coming anyway. I'm looting for Gane but I'd be happy if Poatan wins. I will NEVER EVER doubt GODtan again if that happens.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Are the fighters contractually obligated to suck Trumps and the troops dick?

They were hand picked by him and Dana for the task.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Gotta give it to O'Malley, that walk off K.O was pretty boss.

 

[Minorityreport]

In MMA a jab over the top is a perfectly good response to most things that aren't fucking.

Jab or jab straight works fine yes, but he legit didnt check a single leg kick I think.
Also what did you mean by fucking? I assume its a typo.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I'm looting for Gane but I'd be happy if Poatan wins. I will NEVER EVER doubt GODtan again if that happens.

I want Pereira to flatten the French negro, but i suspect it will be a Gane shithouse victory on points. I won't believe he is brazen enough to joust someones eyes two fights in a row... expect some back of the head shots though.

 

[Minorityreport]

It shouldve been Tom damn it

 

[whatever I feel like]

Jab or jab straight works fine yes, but he legit didnt check a single leg kick I think.
Also what did you mean by fucking? I assume its a typo.

I meant grappling, obviously. Gotta counter ground with ground.

 

[Maker's Mark]

This card cured my blackpilling.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

This card cured my blackpilling.

It just made me angry, i lost money and it makes you realise that things are that bad that this deemed an acceptable card now.

 

[Minorityreport]

It just made me angry, i lost money and it makes you realise that things are that bad that this deemed an acceptable card now.

You honestly think its a bad card or do you think the matchmaking is off?

 

[whatever I feel like]

It just made me angry, i lost money and it makes you realise that things are that bad that this deemed an acceptable card now.

Dude, they were all squash matches, how did you pick wrong on them? I can understand Hokit and I guess this last one but the rest have been obvious.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

You honestly think its a bad card or do you think the matchmaking is off?

I mean, bad matchmaking makes a bad card, no? irc the UFC came out recently and said they are going to stop making matching based on popularity which has been happening since the McGregor surge. I don't buy it though. Bo Nickal on a main card? never mind the white house card? lol.. they keep trying to build him up as the next big thing, Hokit is also being built up and honestly, i don't think he is that good.. Volkov and Pavlovich would put him to sleep pretty quickly imo.

O'Malley got a bit of a lay up fight too if we are being honest. For the white house card, i was expecting more...

 

[Slimy Time]

He's walking out to bongos because he's going to be landing hammer fists to the brainstem.