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[Nobunaga]

KHABIB BROS???? THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?????
WAS FIGHTING PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY DRY HUMP OTHERS OUR WEAKNESS ALL ALONG?????

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Rogan: “This is Merab’s 20th takedown attempt”
Merab: *shoots another takedown*
30 seconds pass
*shoots another takedown*

 

[Looney Troons]

I fucking love Merab. Holy shit. I’m getting off

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

MERAB TAKES DOWN UMAR OH MY GOD

HE DID IT AGAIN

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

MERAB FUCKING WON HAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZSHB

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED KHABIB HAHAHAHAH

I HOPE YOUR GOAT FUCKER INBRED COUSIN LOSES TO MONEY MOICANO

 

[Pentex]

God, look how sad Dana White is to have to give Merab the belt again.

Merab keeps making me stacks, I don't care if he showboats mid-fight.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

God, look how sad Dana White is to have to give Merab the belt again.

cope and sneed reddit nigger

merab trying not to fucking ramble any%

 

[Looney Troons]

Please God let Moicano win. Please.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Please God let Moicano win. Please.

MMA Gods, please. I kneel if fucking Moicano wins. This card has been perfect.

lol umar is panting like a dog

omg 49-46 merab

 

[likeacrackado]

Umar coping hard, 'muh judges' 'muh hand' very honorable muslim behavior

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Umar coping hard, 'muh judges' 'muh hand' very honorable muslim behavior

sprinkle a few alhamdulillahs in there

 

[poopshoes]

I'm calling it now that Islam unsurprisingly finishes Moicano in the first minute.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

0:08

 

[Looney Troons]

5HurEpxIGRagdj46.mp4

Hahahahahha. This is amazing

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

DC and Chael Sonnen are supposed to be coaching TUF this season.

Hahahahahha. This is amazing

meanwhile in dagestan

based

 

[Pentex]

On paper, Islam chews Moicano up and spits him out.

But I want meme magic to happen for Money Moicano.

I put 100 on Moicano at 9-1 just in case.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i've never been so fucking nervous watching a fight

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

OH MY GOD HE DROPPED ISLAM. never mind it was a slip

MONEY MONEY

islam shoots for takedown. smh faggot

 

[Looney Troons]

slip? Come the fuck on

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

slip? Come the fuck on

and islam wins by first round submission.

textbook submission.