Missed Connection

[The Magnificence]

You asked me to be your valentine. I snapped my fingers and pointed at my crotch as a sign of affirmation. Then they DDOS-ed our blossoming romance. Will we ever meet again, sweet beloved?

'Cause my hog isn't gonna blow itself.

 

[Toasted Midnights in June]

Give me a lady from a moonlit land.