minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

[Chin of Campbell]

All you niggers saying "Wow, I really unironically enjoyed it!" are legitimately retarded. That was the most nothing experience I've ever had.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

For a children's movie it wasn't bad.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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It's getting a special event release to embrace the chaos.

people getting seriously injured during this will be hilarious

 

[Preacher ✝]

people getting seriously injured during this will be hilarious

It would have been a week ago so if something noteworthy had happened we should have heard about it by now.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

It would have been a week ago so if something noteworthy had happened we should have heard about it by now.

oh phooey

 

[#lurker]

Not that anyone cares about my random opinion, but it's out to "stream" now, and decided to give it a watch. I think it walks a fine line between total dogshit and being actually endearing. But I don't think it succeeds in either and is just kind of flat. I did enjoy the cheesiness though, the whole film is a just a giant shitpost.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I still recall when this "Minecraft" thing was some newfangled building vidya with texture-mapped cubes, deliberately made to look "retro", and sorta like TurboLode. Then it somehow became a big corporate franchise with merchandise in stores like Target? And now there's even a "Minecraft" movie? This whole "Minecraft" fad sure is moving fast ...

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Watched it with some family, was a decent kids movie.

 

[Secret Boots]

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Culture Tema '‘Minecraft 2’ in the Works, Sets July 2027 Release Date'

9 de Oct, 2025

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To the surprise of nobody in Hollywood, Warner Bros. has greenlit a sequel to the nearly-billion-dollar smash “A Minecraft Movie.”

“Minecraft 2” is currently in the works and is scheduled to premiere in theaters on July 23, 2027, the studio announced on Thursday.

The follow-up film will arrive about two years after the first “Minecraft,” released in April, turbocharged the box office. Based on the massively popular video game, Warner Bros. and Legendary’s PG adventure became an instant theatrical sensation, obliterating opening weekend expectations with $162...

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[Noble Redditor]

Minecraft 2 more like Minecraft TWO YEARS FROM NOW. Piece of shit I don't want to wait that long to watch a damn movie!!

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

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9 de Oct, 2025

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Culture Tema '‘Minecraft 2’ in the Works, Sets July 2027 Release Date'

9 de Oct, 2025

(L/A)

To the surprise of nobody in Hollywood, Warner Bros. has greenlit a sequel to the nearly-billion-dollar smash “A Minecraft Movie.”

“Minecraft 2” is currently in the works and is scheduled to premiere in theaters on July 23, 2027, the studio announced on Thursday.

The follow-up film will arrive about two years after the first “Minecraft,” released in April, turbocharged the box office. Based on the massively popular video game, Warner Bros. and Legendary’s PG adventure became an instant theatrical sensation, obliterating opening weekend expectations with $162...

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Reacciones: x 2 x 5 x 3

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[ChickenFriedFan]

All you niggers saying "Wow, I really unironically enjoyed it!" are legitimately retarded. That was the most nothing experience I've ever had.

The perfect kids movie nowadays is a nothing burger, usually they have some drag queen twerking on screen for half the showing.

 

[analrapist]

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A la Barbenheimer, we have its sequel:

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