Milk

[Dr. Mario]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJwFUNHtCJQ
I always hated that commercial because I was like "Hey! Mario's raiding their fridge and stealing their milk! They condone this?"

The text and the voice at the end was creepy.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Spoiler

Did me spilling milk on my keyboard actually start this.

 

[Judge Holden]

MILK HATING FEWLS! GAZE AT MILY PERFECTION!!!

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

MILK HATING FEWLS! GAZE AT MILY PERFECTION!!!

It was BASICALLY PROMISED!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

 

[NavierStoked]

Milk is fantastic. I drink it all the time. The added bonus about milk is that it can kill trolls.

Know what I mean?

 

[ASoulMan]

I rarely ever drink it. I like other dairy products though, especially cheese.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I-I, um, I l-like, ah, m-milk

 

[applecat]

I will only bother with dairy milk if it has been turned into cheese or ice cream.

 

[cypocryphy]

Milk is fantastic. I drink it all the time. The added bonus about milk is that it can kill trolls.

Know what I mean?

Authentic Bulgarian miak! Bet you thought I couldn't find any this time of season?

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

I only drink milk 'cos Sonichu says it's cool:

 

[applecat]

That isn't milk.

 

[Dollars2010]

I much prefer these:

 

[Male]

I'd drink it if Chris lactated it

 

[Ariel]

I will only bother with dairy milk if it has been turned into cheese or ice cream.

Yeah, milk is merely an ingredient in superior dairy products.

 

[Pikonic]

What the hell do you fuckers put in your coffee every mourning?!?! And don't say cream because I'm not made of money.

 

[exball]

I'll drink milk if it has a shit ton of nesquik in it.

 

[Hyperion]

I drink milk because Mr. T said to.

 

[Some JERK]

moo.

 

[Watcher]

The only kind of milk I drink