Milk or Cereal First - Soggycels or Crispychads

[redcent]

I prefer to add yogurt

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Stop being a fucking soyboy and eat steak and eggs for breakfast. Or at least have your mama make you some pancakes. For Chrissakes.

 

[Coldgrip]

Everybody knows, the cereal goes into the bowl first, then the beer.

 

[gampboonerisms]

refill the milk

amount of cereal I require at any given moment

Nigga refilling cereal and milk. Know what that sounds like?

FAT

 

[a-Lager]

>mixing cereal and milk in the bowl

 

[Xarpho's Return]

One: I can pour the exact precise amount of cereal I require at any given moment without the risk of the bottom layers going soggy. My cinnamon toast crunch retains the optimal amount of crunch for the entire dining experience.

- You eat cereal because you want a set amount of cereal. If you want milk with some cereal added, that's fine, but cereal is the defining factor, not milk.
- If the bottom layers are getting soggy you're eating too slow. Cereal is for people on the go. If you want a nice, leisurely breakfast, eat eggs.
- You have been eating cereal for a long time, you should know the optimal amount of milk.

My girlfriend says I'm a psycho nigger for being in an apparent minority of pouring the milk first.

Yes, because despite being a woman, she inherently knows that being a contrarian doesn't make you inherently cute or quirky.

 

[DickMain]

-You eat cereal because you want a set amount of cereal. If you want milk with some cereal added, that's fine, but cereal is the defining factor, not milk.
- If the bottom layers are getting soggy you're eating too slow. Cereal is for people on the go. If you want a nice, leisurely breakfast, eat eggs.
- You have been eating cereal for a long time, you should know the optimal amount of milk.

Wrong; cereal is for lazy niggers (read: me) who want no cooking and minimal cleanup. As one who inhales his food, I can assure you my shit remains the optimal crispiness at all times.

Yes, because despite being a woman, she inherently knows that being a contrarian doesn't make you inherently cute or quirky.

Wrong again, I am actually the fucking cutest, according to my gf whose cereal technique sucks.

 

[Fordon Greeman]

I eat my cereal with water or dry

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Same for Grape Nuts faggots.

Cereal first, because you can fill up the bowl with cereal and add the minimum amount of milk necessary. As for Grape Nuts, the only sensible way to eat those is to microwave them after adding milk. My mother is vaguely Crunchy around the edges, growing up I ate a lot of grape nuts.

 

[DickMain]

As for Grape Nuts, the only sensible way to eat those is to microwave them after adding milk. My mother is vaguely Crunchy around the edges, growing up I ate a lot of grape nuts.

Probably makes for good overnight cereal soaked overnight, but in God's America they belong in the bin.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Probably makes for good overnight cereal soaked overnight, but in God's America they belong in the bin.

Microwaving gives about that effect, if you get the amount of milk right. Gets them just soft enough and gives the milk a good flavor, but yeah, for all that work you could make oatmeal which is superior. Or any other healthier cereal that takes less work.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Saw this thing on a video by closeted homosexual Babish and thought of @DickMain and this thread.



In the video its at 20:00 if the timestamp link shit doesnt work, and bear with him til the end of that segment because he fucks up using it at first like a retard.

 

[MilkyMuse]

First the milk, then the urine, then the dung, then the curd and the ghee Sarr!

 

[Jogger The Nogger]

A bowl of cereal is something I haven't had in years but it's best enjoyed cereal first and then a small amount of milk depending on how much you want.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Stop being a fucking soyboy and eat steak and eggs for breakfast. Or at least have your mama make you some pancakes. For Chrissakes.

Those make me masturbate. No.

Everybody knows, the cereal goes into the bowl first, then the beer.

Then you drive to work.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

My girlfriend says I'm a psycho nigger for being in an apparent minority of pouring the milk first.

She is right and you know it. I got a very early childhood memory of being at a friends house for a sleep over and at breakfast his whole family did the "Milk first" thing and nothing ever since has filled me with more existential dread than witnessing that, just this profound and unsettling sense of wrongness.

At that point why not just use one of those bowls with separate sections?

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How the FUCK is this even real?!

 

[DickMain]

She is right and you know it. I got a very early childhood memory of being at a friends house for a sleep over and at breakfast his whole family did the "Milk first" thing and nothing ever since has filled me with more existential dread than witnessing that, just this profound and unsettling sense of wrongness.

We are visionaries unbound by tradition.

 

[draggs]

if your cereal is getting soggy then you're a beetus fatass putting too much cereal in the bowl. try a little self control piggu

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]