Military Kiwis

[AN/ALR56]

Any of you were or still are in the military?
Could you share some stories?
I am a total sperg about this.

 

[Lacquer Head]

What kind of stories

 

[BT 075]

If they let any of you fags in the US military then your military is basically the French Foreign legion.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What kind of stories

Any kind

If they let any of you fags in the US military then your military is basically the French Foreign legion.

Hey,you can get us citizenship through the army,just like the foreign legion.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Any kind

uhh some guy killed himself here a month ago. thats funny right?

 

[AN/ALR56]

uhh some guy killed himself here a month ago. thats funny right?

Err...

I was kind expecting you guys to tell something,but not this.
I expected something more positive,because a friend of my dad served and liked it a lot and encouraged me to try to sign up.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Err...

I was kind expecting you guys to tell something,but not this.
I expected something more positive,because a friend of my dad served and liked it a lot and encouraged me to try to sign up.

Don't pick infantry unless you like doing mundane shit all day. You wont be shooting many ragheads

 

[AN/ALR56]

Don't pick infantry unless you like doing mundane shit all day. You wont be shooting many ragheads

Shit man,I'm Brazilian,I will be shooting Haitian rebels,drug dealers and ilegal loggers/gold diggers.
Thinking about joining the draft for a year than trying the officer's academy

 

[Lacquer Head]

Shit man,I'm Brazilian,I will be shooting Haitian rebels,drug dealers and ilegal loggers/gold diggers.
Thinking about joining the draft for a year than trying the officer's academy

I dont know anything about the BR army

 

[AN/ALR56]

I dont know anything about the BR army

i know,i just wanted to see how does the a us or foreign soldier experience is.

 

[Lacquer Head]

i know,i just wanted to see how does the a us or foreign soldier experience is.

Its like a regular 9 to 5 job for me pretty much. Some days you work a bit late but other than that but its cool. 3 meals a day and place to stay but I kind of miss smoking pot

 

[AN/ALR56]

Its like a regular 9 to 5 job for me pretty much. Some days you work a bit late but other than that but its cool. 3 meals a day and place to stay but I kind of miss smoking pot

can you tell me your rank? did you ever went into combat?
how was basic training?
are you in the army or marines?

 

[Lacquer Head]

can you tell me your rank? did you ever went into combat?
how was basic training?
are you in the army or marines?

SPC is my army rank
no combat

Spoiler

yet

Basic training is literally the hardest thing I had to deal with so far. Getting yelled at and dealing with people you don't like for 10 weeks. Also getting woken up at 2 AM to do 300 push ups aint fun

 

[AN/ALR56]

SPC is my army rank
no combat

Spoiler

yet

Basic training is literally the hardest thing I had to deal with so far. Getting yelled at and dealing with people you don't like for 10 weeks. Also getting woken up at 2 AM to do 300 push ups aint fun

Interesting,maybe next year i join and start a thread on my experiences,are there any other military kiwis?

 

[Lacquer Head]

Interesting,maybe next year i join and start a thread on my experiences,are there any other military kiwis?

I'm sure there are

 

[Ravana]

Petty Officer Second Class in the Navy. No combat, lots of downtime when at sea to browse the KiwiFarms.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Petty Officer Second Class in the Navy. No combat, lots of downtime when at sea to browse the KiwiFarms.

How is life aboard?
What is your duty on the ship most of the time?

 

[Surtur]

It was pretty cool. Boot camp was amazing.

 

[AN/ALR56]

It was pretty cool. Boot camp was amazing.

You guys really need to tell more

 

[Surtur]

You guys really need to tell more

I had to fight this big Samoan dude in the Thunderdome. It ended badly for me.