Merry CWCmas!!! A general purpose christmas thread

[Stalin]

Merry Christmas everyone!

I would join you in the discussion of gifts, but I didn't get anything.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

For Compy:

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Christmas was pretty lean this year but I'm fine with that. Next year I've vowed to celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzah all in the same year.


Merry Christmas you happy motherfuckers.

 

[MysticMisty]

Total Recall.

There original Total Recall? I got that too! I also got Indiana Jones movies, really nice colored pencils, a 2014 calendar (space themed), and some gift cards and money.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

My 9 year old cousin made me a bracelet out of elastic bands. I really like it.

 

[Judge Holden]

lets see...

a kindle loaded with all my favourite books and uni textbooks

booze

a new wallet...full of moneyz from my great aunts

booze

a full set of kitchen apperatus including a ken wood food machine, a good knife set and new cast iron frying pan among other things

booze

french chocolates and weird aftershave stuff

and booze

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Merry Christmas everyone!

I would join you in the discussion of gifts, but I didn't get anything.

Well what does one get Stalin for Christmas?..... apart from Eastern Europe.

I got a watch from TokyoFlash, which was a very pleasant surprise.
Merry Christmas to the Cwcki community, I hope Santa brings you all sweethearts!

 

[spaps]

Total Recall.

There original Total Recall? I got that too! I also got Indiana Jones movies, really nice colored pencils, a 2014 calendar (space themed), and some gift cards and money.

Yeah, the original.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh wow I just got a bracelet. Does anyone want a bracelet? I'm not wearing this shit so its either going in the mail or the trash.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I just had Christmas dinner. I'm now going to go to my room and

Edit: I didn't I watched one of my DVD's.

 

[The Tyrant]

Christmas has been going well, so far. Father is taking a nap, and I am currently over at the grandparents. Just had prime rib with seasoned broccoli, French bread slices and baked potatoes. I would have had salad, but the iceberg lettuce did not look appetizing at all... I really wish that I could feel a little more jolly, but oh well.

Merry Christmas, Cwckiforums! May your holidays be filled with all of the delights you wish for!

 

[Springblossom]

I look like I swallowed a beanbag right now. I ate so much I can't believe it.

 

[The Hunter]

Christmas has been going well, so far. Father is taking a nap, and I am currently over at the grandparents. Just had prime rib with seasoned broccoli, French bread slices and baked potatoes. I would have had salad, but the iceberg lettuce did not look appetizing at all... I really wish that I could feel a little more jolly, but oh well.

Merry Christmas, Cwckiforums! May your holidays be filled with all of the delights you wish for!

We had tamales covered in chili over here. I hope you choke on your heathen meal.

 

[Judge Holden]

since my family embraces the viking way of partying (i.e. a sustained binge over several days), today was just a warm up for the next 3 days, so we had a vaguely christmas style buffet with hams, smoked salmon, a cheeseboard, balinis, pancakes and about a dozen other things. all washed down by homemade mead (my first contribution) and homemade elderflower wine plus my sister's collection of champaign, and followed by homemade mince pies and my own recipe for blueberry cheesecake (my second contribution).

Tommorow we have the turkey dinner with literally all the trimmings you can imagine of which im making the stuffing (though i also killed and gutted the turkey in question) and which is being followed up by all the ice cream in the western hemisphere

the day after tommorow I eat roast beef at my grandmothers and all the other things she managed to seduce the local butcher into giving her

the day after the day after I dine on a seafood feast of which i have been promised all teh scallops i can shove down my throat so long as i provide the booze

the day after the day after the day after we have another buffet to just wind down

I expect to be as fat as chris after this shit is over.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I just looked at the pics dad took of me this morning ... nobody is ever seeing these pictures. Except for my mom, because she doesn't have internet.

LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE SOUTH PARK FIGURES I GOT.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm 30 and my Grandmother still gave me a card with money in it.

 

[Foulmouth]

I'm 38 and I got comic books for Christmas .

 

[fuzzypickles]

I got plenty of new clothes (which I really needed), Super Mario 3D World, 2 Indian cookbooks, new headphones, a shitload of money and more. I didn't ask for very much this year, but I'm satisfied with what I did get.

My brother got sick, so he had to stay home while the rest of us went up to my aunt and uncle's house. I got to see my aunts, uncles and cousins who I never see except around this time of the year, and my best friend gave me a call wishing me a merry Christmas. In all, it was a satisfying Christmas day for me. I just wish my brother was feeling well today that way he wouldn't have missed out.

 

[The Dude]

I didn't get jack shit. My son got a lot of HexBugs, Hot Wheels, and a Traxxas R/C car from me. My wife got some stuff and a counter top dish washer from my mom.

Now I'm sitting alone in my house before I have to go to work and my family is at a Christmas party. Today has been shitty and I'm ready for it to be over. I'm just dreading the noise complaint calls I'm probably going to be getting tonight.