Melon pan - An Oddity

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People occasionally post his content in the Weeaboo thread in the Community Watch subforum. Apparently he is a Swiss banker IRL, so he's rolling in dough and his employers don't really care about his social media presence.
 
All I remember about him was that he posted some pictures of himself and some girl making out in Neir: Automata cosplay an him claiming that the woman was his mother.
 
samuraicrack dijo:
He's been making videos since Frank started. I think he actually started before Frank.
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Far as starting back then goes, there were a few pics of him in public with his body pillow, one of which looked like it got a glare from an older guy and another where he's in some public bar or something like that.

A younger Melon Pan with his waifu pillow. Most likely from mid to maybe late 2000's.
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c-no dijo:
Far as starting back then goes, there were a few pics of him in public with his body pillow, one of which looked like it got a glare from an older guy and another where he's in some public bar or something like that.

A younger Melon Pan with his waifu pillow. Most likely from mid to maybe late 2000's.
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Honestly the dude's probably running a bunch of offshore accounts for drug dealers and crime lords and shit knowing the type of business that Swiss banks involve themselves with. He's probably got more cash then he knows what to do with.
 
Last I heard Melonpan was unemployable at any respectable establishment due to his perversions.

To be fair, I'd be reluctant to employ this man, too.
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He also got held up at customs for the massive Hentai collection he tried to pass through Swiss customs.
"By Melonpan's own account, most of the dōjinshi he mailed was loli hentai."

Truly a wonderful man to have working at a bank.
 
  • In real life Melonpan is working as an accountant. In a few videos he has pretended to work at DHL or at UBS (a Swiss bank), and then being promptly fired because of his online activities.
  • His parents can be seen in some of his videos.
  • Many of the things he says in the videos are blatantly untrue inside jokes, for example he once pretended to be a candidate for a local national-conservative party and created a fake poster of himself.
  • He bought for his father a copy of the anime Redo of Healer as a Christmas gift.[9]
  • As of 2018, he owned 30kg (66 lb) of doujins.[10]
  • He calls his girlfriend the nickname "Kartoffel" (which is the German word for "potato").
  • He had a wife that allegedly left Melonpan.[11]
  • He sometimes refers to his viewers as "gays".[12]
  • Besides "Melonpan" and "Meidocafe", he is also referred to as "German Hentai Cringe Otaku" (even though he's not from Germany), "Swiss Otaku" or "Swiss Cringe Otaku".
  • He once had a blog called meidocafe.jp
  • His (supposed) daughter, who's known online as Kertii, has a Twitter account.[13]
  • In the comment section of one post, he confirmed that his parents are also into anime.[14]
  • His sister also owns a Twitter account. She's known online as jen_tsukase, who also streams on Twitch.[15][16]
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How can Kiwi Farms ever compete with Wiki autists? I'm disappoint. Is this guy virtually unknown on KF because German-language content is too exotic? Or is making fun of Nazis and anime porn at the same time hitting too close to home for the KF userbase? Really makes one think.
 
c-no dijo:
Far as starting back then goes, there were a few pics of him in public with his body pillow, one of which looked like it got a glare from an older guy and another where he's in some public bar or something like that.

A younger Melon Pan with his waifu pillow. Most likely from mid to maybe late 2000's.
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That young girl is watching a grown man holding a fetish item depicting a girl no older than she is.
 
oh, this guy. i remember following him back in the day but it got too weird at some point and unsub. sad to hear he lost his job but, what the hell are you expecting when you film yourself doing this kind of thing and allowing the world too watch.
 
I didn't see it mentioned here but his channel was banned awhile back and his entire google account was nuked along with it

Sounds like a manaul ban isntead of the usual automated AI janny bans
 
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