Patlabor EZY File 1 is out and has subs. It's the first three episodes. I like it well enough. It takes place in 2033 in a version of Tokyo where the Babylon Project has finally been completed. You do get to see some of the original SV2 cast as well. Shigeru is in the first episode and it seems like he's going to appear off and on. Shinshi and Ota also appear in episode 3. Shinshi is now working for Asuma's small labor design firm and they've created a custom labor for a movie. Ota works for a private company that rents out professional pilots for commercial jobs. It seems like Hiromi's farm is doing well too. No word on Goto, Izumi, Kumagami (If she exists in this continuity lol), Kanuka and the rest. Trailer for File 2 seemed to show that Chief Sakaki has passed away though. I hope we see a grown-up Bud and witness the horrors of twink death.
I'm very curious as to whether or not this is in the TV continuity or the OVA continuity. TNG went with "Sort of OVA continuity but also here's the occasional TV reference".
The humor's still good. The second episode is a standout. It's sort of a riff on a Rashomon type thing, where the new not-Noa girl is tasked with writing a report and gets distracted. But each subsequent person comes by and adds increasingly silly details to the report. Very good series of gags in that episode in particular.
The new cast is good. They're not just carbon copies of the original SV2. Which was a complaint I had with Patlabor TNG, where they were all just slightly tweaked versions of the old cast, despite it being a sequel. The new mecha designs are also good. It's weird that Izubuchi really didn't contribute too many new mecha here, but it is what it is. I do like Kanetake Ebikawa's take on the Helldiver here though. Apparently he was specifically hired for this project by Izubuchi because labors and Arm Slaves seemed similar to Izubuchi lol.
The animation is really good. After some of JC Staff's more recent output, I was braced for this to look awful. But, I'd say it's one of the better-looking anime I've seen this year.
Good god that opening theme is so bad though. Calliope is such a fucking awful singer. I just know they're gonna have her shit out a cover of the TV version's openings or something. Kenji Kawai's music is still as stellar as ever though. His music is still a very integral part of the Patlabor experience to me.