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- 18 de Feb, 2022
>2020
>be redditor
>new virus on the scene
>media tells you that it's overblown and you should go hug a Chinese person
>go to Chinatown, eat bat stew
>get Influenza Deluxe Edition with the Brave New World expansion pack
>too bad you're barely able to breathe on a good day you unhealthy fuck
>die
>2020
>be redditor
>hear about white supremacy oppressing heckin' blackerinos
>media tells you that a riot is the language of the unheard
>go into the ghetto to let everyone know you're here to rescue them
>get shot even though you're on their side
>die
>2021
>be redditor
>the virus is not overblown any more
>media says you must get vaccinated or you're a nazi
>get vaccinated
>sit on couch for two weeks straight watching mature adult cartoons such as Family Guy
>ironically of course
>get a DVT from the combination of the shot and lack of exercise
>die
>2022
>be redditor
>the Russians are at it again
>media says Ukraine is the most important country ever, and also it's spelled Kyiv now
>become inexplicably filled with patriotism for a country you didn't know existed last week
>fly to Ukraine to join Reddit Force
>see Russian APC
>the narwhal must bacon HERE
>engage the vehicle with your secondhand AK
>take a shell directly in the ribs
>die
Barely two years in and we've already seen four mass casualty events directly targeting Redditors. Tell me again why it's been such a bad decade?
>be redditor
>new virus on the scene
>media tells you that it's overblown and you should go hug a Chinese person
>go to Chinatown, eat bat stew
>get Influenza Deluxe Edition with the Brave New World expansion pack
>too bad you're barely able to breathe on a good day you unhealthy fuck
>die
>2020
>be redditor
>hear about white supremacy oppressing heckin' blackerinos
>media tells you that a riot is the language of the unheard
>go into the ghetto to let everyone know you're here to rescue them
>get shot even though you're on their side
>die
>2021
>be redditor
>the virus is not overblown any more
>media says you must get vaccinated or you're a nazi
>get vaccinated
>sit on couch for two weeks straight watching mature adult cartoons such as Family Guy
>ironically of course
>get a DVT from the combination of the shot and lack of exercise
>die
>2022
>be redditor
>the Russians are at it again
>media says Ukraine is the most important country ever, and also it's spelled Kyiv now
>become inexplicably filled with patriotism for a country you didn't know existed last week
>fly to Ukraine to join Reddit Force
>see Russian APC
>the narwhal must bacon HERE
>engage the vehicle with your secondhand AK
>take a shell directly in the ribs
>die
Barely two years in and we've already seen four mass casualty events directly targeting Redditors. Tell me again why it's been such a bad decade?
