May open an Official Minecraft Server - My attempt #204289 to build CUM-munity

[Distant Stare]

Oceans are cool now, there are fish and ship wrecks. Villagers will trade with you and fight off pillagers. The pillagers have bases and travel around. The nether got an update. There are shields and horses too.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Should we try making roads or any kind of path back to spawn?

 

[Basil II]

Cool shit has been built in 2b2t, and stood for a while.
Plugin-filled SMP servers are even worse if you ask me. They're always full of 12 year old russian autists who abuse landclaim, /vote, and lots of other retarded commands into getting full diamond enchanted equipment, build mafia-like factions, and fuck over anyone who plays the vanilla way.

just make a whitelist, problem solved.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Roblox is probably more appropriate for KF users.

 

[Distant Stare]

Roblox is probably more appropriate for KF users.

Black Land got its own MATI episode

 

[Stress Sigh]

Black Land got its own MATI episode

That game is too autistic even for us.

Speaking of MATI is there a chance of Minecraft Bitchute videos?

 

[Takodachi]

Roblox is probably more appropriate for KF users.

Roblox is so boring.
I get my kicks out of building autistically large redstone machinery for griefing and farming purposes.

 

[Distant Stare]

Roblox is so boring.
I get my kicks out of building autistically large redstone machinery for griefing and farming purposes.

I built a calculator once

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Oceans are cool now, there are fish and ship wrecks. Villagers will trade with you and fight off pillagers. The pillagers have bases and travel around. The nether got an update. There are shields and horses too.

Lets roleplay as autistic vikings and raid the English shores, in minecraft

 

[Stress Sigh]

Lets roleplay as autistic vikings and raid the English shores, in minecraft

Erik the Reeeing

 

[Fascist Frederick]

i hope we get a mushroom island close to spawn. those are still a thing right??

I don't know what mushroom islands are but I can tell you as soon as I get on this server I am going to create a giant mushroom-esque object right next to spawn.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I don't know what mushroom islands are but I can tell you as soon as I get on this server I am going to create a giant mushroom-esque object right next to spawn.

I'll help. We just need to make some pink dye and gather some sheep.

 

[Distant Stare]

I don't know what mushroom islands are but I can tell you as soon as I get on this server I am going to create a giant mushroom-esque object right next to spawn.

I'll help. We just need to make some pink dye and gather some sheep.

This is a Christian minecraft server

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

This is a Christian minecraft server

So, circumcised?

 

[Takodachi]

So, circumcised?

He said Christian, not Semitic.

 

[NewFeg]

Is this the correct version? I haven't pirated a game in years.

I use Tlauncher. It lets you make an account there and change your skin. Everyone who uses the same launcher can see it.

Unless Null makes it premium only...

 

[nohull]

He said Christian, not Semitic.

Same thing.

"Boo-hoo, I got griefed because I was a dipshit and built next to spawn, poor me"

I for one welcome our new anarchy lands, cant wait to lavacast their houses.

That's what sucks the most about Anarchy servers like 2b2t, having to walk hours and hours after waiting hours and hours to enter just so you can find wood while le epic oldfags keep killing you like this is Rust, that seems like fun.
I never understood the appeal of 2b2t, reason why I think its users are retarded and its fanboys are even more retarded.

 

[Distant Stare]

What cringe minecraft songs will you listen to so you can feel some nostalgia for when you were 10?

 

[Takodachi]

I never understood the appeal of 2b2t, reason why I think its users are retarded and its fanboys are even more retarded.

It's minecraft, of course you have to be retarded.
But the best part is having fags crying about queing for hours just to be killed right away by some sperg with end crystals.

 

[nohull]

It's minecraft, of course you have to be retarded.
But the best part is having fags crying about queing for hours just to be killed right away by some sperg with end crystals.

Do you know what's funnier than that? Putting a cactus directly into your anus, try it, it's a lot of fun.