🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[Matthew Moulton]

I will never be an acolyte or a slave. This evil villain shtick is unbecoming of you, Matthew. But as long as you're happy with your life I don't see you as a particularly egregious lolcow.

The evil villain shtick is one of my most popular character personas, you fumbling philistine. Second only to Krysti, the "angelic death kitten" aka "sass queen" aka "queen of salt" aka "my sword tastes like crazy""...

Also, not being happy isn't an option, I have a hyperthymic personality type, being perpetually happy is my default state. I can simulate not being happy through meditative states, but not for very long and it's more of a form of entertainment than anything... meaning even when I go out of my way to try and feel angry/sad/anxiety/fear... I still technically enjoy the experience.

Especially fear, although I kinda fucked that up real bad by doing it too much and now I have zero fear, which is handy in times of crisis/emergency... but, oh... I miss that adrenaline rush. Fear is probably the best natural drug there is. It's just gawd damn intoxicating!

You know like how sometimes you have lucid dreams where you're half asleep and half awake and then you're like falling or something scary/horrible happens and your instinct is to try and force yourself awake, to try and break free of the fear... yeah, don't. Just... let it into you. Let the fear overwhelm your senses completely and without any restraint or inhibition. Hold it for as long as you possibly can, let it envelop your sense of self to the point of becoming the fear. shudder Gives me the tingles just thinkin about it! : D

I think maybe that's the real problem with humans in general though, like you can't actively control your emotional states at all. For you they're just like in this constant state of variable flux, your way of life, rather than a form of entertainment and escapism.

This is not healthy. It's like a "diet" someone's fat cow mom would say she was on.
Not surprisingly you look like a cross between a menopausal woman and Jim Henson's dinosaurs . Hopefully the lysine contingency will kick in soon and you'll go sleep and never wake up.

Downs claims eating rice cakes isn't healthy and sounds like fantasy.

Downs begins tarding off some Jurassic Park fantasy fanfic.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

>Downs claims eating rice cakes isn't healthy and sounds like fantasy.

>Downs begins tarding off some Jurassic Park fantasy fanfic.

You're supposed to be a genius. Soy protein lacks lysine which your body cannot produce. Tofu is also full of phytoestrogens.
Figures you'd connect the dots on the pop media reference but fail when the smallest bit of actual science comes into play.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

You're supposed to be a genius. Soy protein lacks lysine which your body cannot produce. Tofu is also full of phytoestrogens.
Figures you'd connect the dots on the pop media reference but fail when the smallest bit of actual science comes into play.

Where did I say I was only eating tofu? Are you mentally deficient?

Why's this in the food sub-forum?

In their overly desperate attempt at trying to "get back" at me... that was all the better they could come up with. I have no idea how or why they think it's supposed to bother me, but... well, you have to admire their commitment to the cause.

Other things they've attempted to bother me with include throttling the connection speed to their site (which usually just causes image upload fuckups/duplications on their end), they've tried spamming shit on my user page thing, they've tried posting bean images (that one is really weird), they've tried adding insulting tag bits onto the thread (again, no idea why), they've locked my avatar and uploaded in its place a really piss poor Photoshop attempt... including putting a giant smudge across my eyebrow (again, no idea why) and... probably some other stuff I never even bothered to notice at all.

I thought about just creating dozens and dozens of new accounts and constantly switching through them to make these kids all paranoid and xenophobic (like I usually do)... but this place is presently useful for compiling material to use in Encyclopedia Dramatica articles I write... so I've decided not to terminally fuck it all up and make everyone insane and infuriated.

Do you belong to a murderous race of creatures whose vile existence contaminates time itself;
inflicting history with their sadistic wickedness?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Kiwi Jeff which of the following is your favorite?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Kiwi Jeff which of the following is your favorite?

I'd have to go with the adzuki.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

 

[Begemot]

The evil villain shtick is one of my most popular character personas, you fumbling philistine. Second only to Krysti, the "angelic death kitten" aka "sass queen" aka "queen of salt" aka "my sword tastes like crazy""...

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Also, not being happy isn't an option, I have a hyperthymic personality type, being perpetually happy is my default state. I can simulate not being happy through meditative states, but not for very long and it's more of a form of entertainment than anything... meaning even when I go out of my way to ~try~ and feel angry/sad/anxiety/fear... I still technically enjoy the experience.

Especially fear, although I kinda fucked that up real bad by doing it too much and now I have zero fear, which is handy in times of crisis/emergency... but, oh... I miss that adrenaline rush. Fear is probably the best natural drug there is. It's just gawd damn intoxicating!

You know like how sometimes you have lucid dreams where you're half asleep and half awake and then you're like falling or something scary/horrible happens and your instinct is to try and force yourself awake, to try and break free of the fear... yeah, don't. Just... let it into you. Let the fear overwhelm your senses completely and without any restraint or inhibition. Hold it for as long as you possibly can, let it envelop your sense of self to the point of becoming the fear. *shudder* Gives me the tingles just thinkin about it! : D

I think maybe that's the real problem with humans in general though, like you can't actively control your emotional states at all. For you they're just like in this constant state of variable flux, your way of life, rather than a form of entertainment and escapism.

What is with your incessant need to insult everybody and grandstand? I'll leave you to your thread with its delusional hypotheticals.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

What is with your incessant need to insult everybody and grandstand? I'll leave you to your thread with its delusional hypotheticals.

Like I said, I have a hyperthymic personality type. As such I don't register language in the same deficient way that you do. To me there's no such thing as "insulting"... the very notion, the very concept of that is just... totally absurd from my perspective.

That's one of the problems though with being perpetually happy (about everything) . It makes it difficult to relate to people who aren't the same. For example, you could straight up call me a donkey raping shit eater... and I might find that kind of funny (if it was a clever, semi-original insult)... I'd actually derive enjoyment, satisfaction on a certain level from being "insulted"... and likewise I cannot even begin to try and understand how "words on a screen" might "offend" or "insult" or otherwise cause a "normal" person to get all emotionally undone.

So from my perspective I have to CONSTANTLY remind myself that the way I perceive things isn't the way OTHER people perceive things, which is a bit of an annoyance. What I personally would find completely benign other people normally find incredibly distressing and upsetting to the point of losing control of their emotions.

It's like constantly trying to walk on egg shells so I don't accidentally say the "wrong thing" and set someone off like a bomb.

Having to constantly act against your nature can be very tiring, so a lot of times, especially on the Internet... I just... don't.

In turn though that often means suddenly driving people away... which is weird because on one hand it's kind of sad, but in another way I actually feel a bit relieved that they're gone because then I don't have to try and "play pretend" around them. I can think of millions of things I'd rather be doing than having to act as your "emotional babysitter" as it were.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

If @Matthew Moulton is constantly happy, how can he feel annoyed by people like me and @A Hot Pizza?

 

[Begemot]

Like I said, I have a hyperthymic personality type. As such I don't register language in the same deficient way that you do. To me there's no such thing as "insulting"... the very notion, the very concept of that is just... totally absurd from my perspective.

That's one of the problems though with being perpetually happy (about everything) . It makes it difficult to relate to people who aren't the same. For example, you could straight up call me a donkey raping shit eater... and I might find that kind of funny (if it was a clever, semi-original insult)... I'd actually derive enjoyment, satisfaction on a certain level from being "insulted"... and likewise I cannot even begin to try and understand how "words on a screen" might "offend" or "insult" or otherwise cause a "normal" person to get all emotionally undone.

So from my perspective I have to CONSTANTLY remind myself that the way I perceive things isn't the way OTHER people perceive things, which is a bit of an annoyance. What I personally would find completely benign other people normally find incredibly distressing and upsetting to the point of losing control of their emotions.

It's like constantly trying to walk on egg shells so I don't accidentally say the "wrong thing" and set someone off like a bomb.

Having to constantly act against your nature can be very tiring, so a lot of times, especially on the Internet... I just... don't.

In turn though that often means suddenly driving people away... which is weird because on one hand it's kind of sad, but in another way I actually feel a bit relieved that they're gone because then I don't have to try and "play pretend" around them. I can think of millions of things I'd rather be doing than having to act as your "emotional babysitter" as it were.

Which is a rather childish and convoluted way to suggest societal norms don't exist for you because of a, presumably, self-diagnosed, personality type that lets you be EDGY 24/7. I get it, mate, I do. I'll leave you to your beans.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

 

[AnOminous]

Quit bumping this thread, nobody cares about this faggot.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Quit bumping this thread, nobody cares about this faggot.

I'm with this.

This level of fucking "shit no one cares about" isn't healthy.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

As you can see he was banned within minutes hopefully this will be a lesson to women disrespctors everywhere

 

[Uncle Warren]

Why we talking about a babyfag in a sub about food?

Was there not enough salt to taste for the dishes we cook up?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Which is a rather childish and convoluted way to suggest societal norms don't exist for you because of a, presumably, self-diagnosed, personality type that lets you be EDGY 24/7. I get it, mate, I do. I'll leave you to your beans.

You're complaining about a "Little" acting childish... that's like complaining that a clown is acting funny.

Societal norms don't exist for me because I have zero inhibitions and I'm in a perpetual state of enjoyment. I do what I like, when I like, however I like and if anyone doesn't like it... well... sucks to be YOU apparently.

Why you think it's "edgy" is beyond me... it's actually pretty gawd damn chill.

Quit bumping this thread, nobody ca-COCK SLAP-

Oh shi- there's COCK all the fuck up in your stupid face!

Why we talking about a babyfag in a sub about food?

Was there not enough salt to taste for the dishes we cook up?

What's this "we" horseshit? You know very well you don't have any friends, Butterball.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Another boring mini-meltdown.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Another boring mini-meltdown.

You know what my favorite food is? Spotted Dick.