💀 Horrorcow Matthew Innes / thecybersmith - A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish

" Inpregnate this website with my seed of wisdom" is one of the worst ways of saying anything ever.

It sounds like a line straight out of Xavier: Renegade Angel.

The fact that he calls someone's tits "front jiggly bits" makes it seem like his parents never aloud him to go to sex education or outside. Although it's probably a good thing they didn't let him outside all things considered.
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The man has now declared that he has a nemesis.
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Also "I am eternity ". Are you some sort of god now?

Holy shit, he is Xavier. This is my new favorite lolcow. HE'S THE CHAD CONSTRUCT.

 
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News just in : Man wants to fuck sloth from ice age.
 
What absolute pleb taste in sloth gfs.

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Check out them bedroom eyes. As in, "I'm about to fall asleep and need to go to my bedroom" eyes.
She lacks prominent frontal jiggly bits you absolute buffoon!!

I think my favorite part about this cow is that even when someone points out why he is being made fun of or in the wrong he'll acknowledge it but then go right back to being autistic
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But he still talks about human pets, totally not obsessed with it

Also recently he's been going on about those dang dirty gays!
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I mentioned this in the random tumblr posts thread but thecybersmith will state his opinion on just about any post. He also believes imperialism and monarchies are good things which I think goes with his god complex.
not sure what they're teaching in British schools but imperialism is generally shown to be a negative thing in the US
 
not sure what they're teaching in British schools but imperialism is generally shown to be a negative thing in the US
British schools depict it negatively too, it's just that Britain is infested with people screeching about how England needs its empire back. He probably lives in an area with lots of them.
 
She lacks prominent frontal jiggly bits you absolute buffoon!!

I think my favorite part about this cow is that even when someone points out why he is being made fun of or in the wrong he'll acknowledge it but then go right back to being autistic
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But he still talks about human pets, totally not obsessed with it

Also recently he's been going on about those dang dirty gays!
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I mentioned this in the random tumblr posts thread but thecybersmith will state his opinion on just about any post. He also believes imperialism and monarchies are good things which I think goes with his god complex.
not sure what they're teaching in British schools but imperialism is generally shown to be a negative thing in the US

You don't learn American history until A-levels in Britain and then it's by choice. Lmao.

But it's nice to know which country this werido comes from. Let's place bets, private schooled or homeschooled? I'm saying private, (maybe catholic private judging my his sexual knowledge).
 
Update on our human pet lolcow:

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He still wants his pet and assures us that he doesn't discriminate
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As if we needed confirmation that he'll get off to mutilating his slave, he also thinks he's so fucking smart for avoiding an obvious trap that it's classified as "programming"
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You're the laughing stock of a website filled to bursting with laughing stocks but GOD FUCKING FORBID anyone get the name wrong

I'm beginning to regret getting involved but I really cant stop watching, it's like the world's slowest train crash with an oblivious retarded conductor too busy fucking his blind human pet to jump off
 
If you're ever out of the loop on an infamous tumblr user, look them up. tumblr search never fails to make me laugh.
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ngl, I wouldn't mind him coming here to enlighten us about the context of his posts, I think it'd be pretty funny but I feel like he'd get boring fast. since he just has to comment on everything he reblogs, he'd escape to other threads and I just don't think the rest of the site is ready for his wisdom on human pets and how the illuminati is keeping the monarchy weak.
 
Update on our human pet lolcow:

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He still wants his pet and assures us that he doesn't discriminate
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As if we needed confirmation that he'll get off to mutilating his slave, he also thinks he's so fucking smart for avoiding an obvious trap that it's classified as "programming"
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You're the laughing stock of a website filled to bursting with laughing stocks but GOD FUCKING FORBID anyone get the name wrong

I'm beginning to regret getting involved but I really cant stop watching, it's like the world's slowest train crash with an oblivious exceptional conductor too busy fucking his blind human pet to jump off
Yeah, he's definitely trolling.

Any idea what that link was? Sounds like that person was trying to trick him into going to goatse or something.
 
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