MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[MikePence]

Bunch of jackasses here who get their rocks off on publicly disagreeing with me

 

[feedtheoctopus]

His twitter is just a sad parody at this point

His twitter is approaching conceptual art territory.

 

[AnOminous]

Instead they produced literally the only human being in America capable of losing this election to the Donald.

And that's even with the media completely in the tank for her.

 

[DZ 305]

Vote like a successful IT entrepreneur

Though I will admit he ran a hell of an email service

Who gives a shit it's not like this is a swing state

With an attitude like that, no wonder you were struggling against John Gregg! I guess when you take two months to handle an HIV outbreak, things like the well being on your constituants must be secondary...unless queers want a wedding cake. Or they are tired of thinking the I-65 bridge is going to collapse while you try to have the yugest surplus in the states instead of fixing the fucker. Must be making up for something if he needs a surplus that massive...

 

[MikePence]

Though I will admit he ran a hell of an email service


With an attitude like that, no wonder you were struggling against John Gregg! I guess when you take two months to handle an HIV outbreak, things like the well being on your constituants must be secondary...unless queers want a wedding cake. Or they are tired of thinking the I-65 bridge is going to collapse while you try to have the yugest surplus in the states instead of fixing the fucker. Must be making up for something if he needs a surplus that massive...
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Be nice to Mike Pence guys

 

[DZ 305]

You're right. I'm sorry... could I get you to autograph this?

Spoiler: Something to show John in Ohio

 

[MikePence]

You're right. I'm sorry... could I get you to autograph this?

Spoiler: Something to show John in Ohio

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I didn't represent Garfield the Cat in the Congress for 12 years of my life to be treated like this by some no-name skull on the Internet

 

[MikePence]

I didn't represent Garfield the Cat in the Congress for 12 years of my life to be treated like this by some no-name skull on the Internet

(Jim Davis is from Muncie)

 

[Jan_Hus]

OI! @MikePence can you take Trump's phone away? He's starting to become an embarassment

 

[MikePence]

OI! @MikePence can you take Trump's phone away? He's starting to become an embarassment

When I try he bites my hand

 

[KingGeedorah]

Fuck John Mcafee is starting to look like a solid choice.

 

[Techpriest]

When I try he bites my hand

Try using a spray bottle and firm words.

 

[DZ 305]

I didn't represent Garfield the Cat in the Congress for 12 years of my life to be treated like this by some no-name skull on the Internet

Spoiler

Il senatore Kaine manda i suoi cordiali saluti

 

[MikePence]

Spoiler

Il senatore Kaine manda i suoi cordiali saluti

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No?

 

[DZ 305]

OI! @MikePence can you take Trump's phone away? He's starting to become an embarassment

>starting

When I try he bites my hand

Try using a newspaper...the New York Times usually will do the trick.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Fuck John Mcafee is starting to look like a solid choice.

I wanted that crazy mother fucker since the beginning.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

When I try he bites my hand

Promise him a Happy Meal if he's good.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Promise him a Happy Meal if he's good.

Get Christie on that right away.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Get Christie on that right away.

Spoiler: I've added him to the board.

 

[MikePence]

Im so fucking high right now