MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[DZ 305]

The DNC have made their offering to the media gods, who find it satisfying: Wasserman Schultz is resigning as chairman of the Democratic party! As she should
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/politics/dnc-wikileaks-emails/

 

[XYZpdq]

Don't worry, he just needs to tweet a photo of him eating some watermelon and fried chicken, that'll win them over.

Nah, just carry some hot sauce and admit it's for pandering, that's totes cool.

 

[Pikimon]

The DNC have made their offering to the media gods, who find it satisfying: Wasserman Schultz is resigning as chairman of the Democratic party! As she should
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/politics/dnc-wikileaks-emails/

She should've resigned a long time ago when she jeopardized the Presidential election for her petty bullshit.

 

[DZ 305]

She should've resigned a long time ago when she jeopardized the Presidential election for her petty bullshit.

She should have resigned or been dumped from office when it was clear she was leading the party with a yuge conflict of interest

 

[Strelok]

She should have resigned or been dumped from office when it was clear she was leading the party with a yuge conflict of interest

I don't think it's possible to be put in charge of an entire political party without sucking a dozen special interest group's and two dozen party elite's dicks.

 

[Joan Nyan]

http://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/report-malik-obama-president-obama-half-brother-endorses-trump/

Obama's brother Malik supports Trump.

 

[AnOminous]

This bombshell from the DNC leaks may sink Hillary's campaign.

Spoiler

 

[XYZpdq]

This bombshell from the DNC leaks may sink Hillary's campaign.

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That's clearly fake. Hillary wanted him brought to heel.

 

[Strelok]

This bombshell from the DNC leaks may sink Hillary's campaign.

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He was a terrorist and a threat to national security.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

He was a terrorist and a threat to national security.

He was a truly wild animal.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This bombshell from the DNC leaks may sink Hillary's campaign.

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Plot twist, it's from 2008 and in code, proving that not only is she secretly a rabid homophobe and anti-woman, but also a massive racist.

 

[melty]

http://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/report-malik-obama-president-obama-half-brother-endorses-trump/

Obama's brother Malik supports Trump.

But I thought Trump was somehow polling in near negatives with black voters. Is he literally the only black person voting for Trump or something?

 

[Shokew]

But I thought Trump was somehow polling in near negatives with black voters. Is he literally the only black person voting for Trump or something?

Another one has been messed with by the "libruh mediuh", I see.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

This bombshell from the DNC leaks may sink Hillary's campaign.

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Is Hillary an MRA or covert gamergate?

I don't get what she has against the ghostbusters movie

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

 

[Pikimon]

So the Clinton Campaign just hired Debbie as campaign manager or some dumb shit.

Literally a slap in the face for Sanders supporters. I mean there is like ZERO benefit to hiring Debbie :I

 

[DZ 305]

So the Clinton Campaign just hired Debbie as campaign manager or some dumb shit.

Literally a slap in the face for Sanders supporters. I mean there is like ZERO benefit to hiring Debbie :I

She can maintain the rancor pit

 

[Internet War Criminal]

So the Clinton Campaign just hired Debbie as campaign manager or some dumb shit.

Literally a slap in the face for Sanders supporters. I mean there is like ZERO benefit to hiring Debbie :I

It's out of loyalty and because she knows where too many bodies are buried to let her twist in the wind after all she did for the Clintons

The Clinton Foundation Always Pays Its Debts

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Trump is apparently doing an AMA on Reddit. Lolcows have responded as expected.

 

[waffle]

Five thirty eight has Uncle Don up to 46% polls only. Remember guys, he can't win this. Just like how he'll never win the primary.

Seriously though, it'll be interesting to see how much if any of a convention bounce Hillary gets or if the e-mail scandal will erase it. Trump has done a lot to solidify his base in the last month or so, and the biggest threat to both of these candidates is a loosing their base to third parties/low turnout. The last thing Hillary needed was more ammo for the Bernie or bust dudes.