Mass Stabbing in Solingen, Germany - Assailant still at large.

I used to think that if people only had knives it would obviously reduce the fatalities in spree killings, but I'm starting to wonder. These brown folk are really good at stabbing.
If you think browns are good at stabbing just wait until you see japs
 
Oh you wish.

You can't make that kind of irony up.

A 650th anniversary celebration for the founding of a city being used for a "Festival of Diversity" that goes terribly wrong is a good symbolic representation of the modern day woes of Germany.
Never before has an attack like this seemed like it was straight out of a Babylon Bee article.
 
Common sense knife control will stop this. Don't forget to tackle the 3d-printed knoife problem.
people like you are part of the problem. People don't kill people, it's the goddamn SPOONS! Just because the founding fathers used them doesn't mean you need them, they're far too sharp. We should learn from the civilized people of central Africa and India and eat off the floor with our hands
 
people like you are part of the problem. People don't kill people, it's the goddamn SPOONS! Just because the founding fathers used them doesn't mean you need them, they're far too sharp. We should learn from the civilized people of central Africa and India and eat off the floor with our hands

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Ah great, you can now only be legally knifed to death by a 6 centimeter knife.
Isn't Solingen known for manufacturing steel, especially knives?
Imagine the agony:
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Machetes are rightful hispanic tools. Those niggers and sandniggers are commiting cultural appropiation
This is what they took from you us germans:
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The ability to engage your assailant in fair mortal combat and, if it happens so, a quick, clean death.
I hate it here.
The origin of the long knife has not been conclusively explained. The widespread myth that knife makers tried to exploit a loophole in guild law to enter the lucrative self-defense market is unlikely, since in most places sword making and knife making were the responsibility of the same guild. If at all, this would have played a very minor role. This is also reflected in the guilds' examination regulations. For example, in Rothenburg ob der Tauber, a sword maker had to present an executioner's sword, various knives and a dagger during the master craftsman's examination. It is more likely that the armament of peasants and citizens was separate, which can also be proven by various judgments. Carrying and owning certain weapons in towns was actually prescribed to citizens - under penalty of law - and only in a few towns was the carrying of such weapons restricted.
 
What would be the German equivalent of

"He has a KNOIFE!"

I would like to think that I'm not that jaded and I could give half a fuck that a "festival for diversity" got a good dose of it. But at this point I just shrug and wait and see if this is the one that will get the krauts the break the spell of self loathing.
 
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