Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear

[Malt Liquor]

Who's this cuck? Because I can bet He never played an hour of Nier and only fapped to 2B,feeling guilty to the point He have to virtue signaling for Shrekasari after that

 

[c-no]

Since the game is out, one person says she ain't gonna play it because of colonialism. Much as colonialism is a real life issue, one could be very sure that space colonialism is no doubt different compared to real life. Plus the "fight for a new home" slogan can be reference to the Milky Way galaxy being a shit hole for the main character or something.
http://archive.is/Sz13g

Also lol to how she criticizes Civilization for being colonial nevermind the fact that one doesn't have to subjugate city states since one can literally choose to play as a nation that isn't all manifest destiny and war-like.

Who's this cuck? Because I can bet He never played an hour of Nier and only fapped to 2B,feeling guilty to the point He have to virtue signaling for Shrekasari after that

Either it's some Andromeda fan that literally is being like some sort /v/ person or just a random guy trolling people. It's kinda hard to tell if this guy could legit be dicking around.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Who's this cuck? Because I can bet He never played an hour of Nier and only fapped to 2B,feeling guilty to the point He have to virtue signaling for Shrekasari after that

I do agree with his sentiments on Nier's art style. I don't like that animoo stuff.

But jeeze if we're gonna contrast art styles Andromeda has no leg to stand on.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I will cut a bitch if they try to revive Jade Empire after all this.

Pretty sure Jade Empire has been declared racist by tumblr, so odds are low.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

They ruined Dragon Age in 2011

Well, let me rephrase that, ruin it to the point where DA2 is actually preferable to whatever new abomination they can make out of DA.
Sorta like how so far, ME3 looks to be a better game than Andromeda.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Well, let me rephrase that, ruin it to the point where DA2 is actually preferable to whatever new abomination they can make out of DA.
Sorta like how so far, ME3 looks to be a better game than Andromeda.

Eh still not a great way to explain it. Gameplay-wise, ME3 is the best game in the series. Even the story isn't that bad as long as you disregard the ending and Kai Leng.

 

[ADN_VIII]

2B doesn't strike me as very lolita. The outfit is EGL to a tee, but at least Platinum games got her face and body down.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Well, let me rephrase that, ruin it to the point where DA2 is actually preferable to whatever new abomination they can make out of DA.
Sorta like how so far, ME3 looks to be a better game than Andromeda.

DA2 is a much easier game to get into and play than DA:I though.
Also ME:A is definitely better than ME3. Not in the sense that it's better or anything, but the shit writing is much more tolerable and the game is just hilarious. Shit animations everywhere. Shit writing everywhere. And unlike DA:I the combat is halfway tolerable even though it's VERY consolized shit.

 

[Jaimas]

(It's not entirely her fault but what exceptional monkey hires someone like her to work on an AAA game??)

I've been over this a few times over the years, but I'll give you the shorthand version:

The political ideology of Social Justice Warriors means they are naturally prone to cronyism. Because SJW groups typically act as cults of personality and are always looking to gain full control of any platform they're on, they invariably have "us vs them" mindsets, which means they inherently will see someone who believes the same shit they do but has no qualifications whatsoever as more valuable than someone who's top of their field but a filthy wrongthinker, because in their eyes, ideological hegemony is more important than anything else.

It's very rare, however, that we see such a fine foil for this in action than Bioware, however.

 

[Tarprome]

Wow guys I have never seem such curve since the *western third party AAA game*

 

[I-chi]

Damn, beat me to it!

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Damn, beat me to it!

Does it give you the stress shits?

 

[Foltest]

When the tism hit your hard.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

When the tism hit your hard.

Ugh I've never seen Sara Ryder in profile before. She seriously looks like a goblin.

 

[Foltest]

She has sort of becoming endearing to mig. All these hilarious gifs of her has given her a kind of charm.

 

[Aquinas]

Who's this cuck? Because I can bet He never played an hour of Nier and only fapped to 2B,feeling guilty to the point He have to virtue signaling for Shrekasari after that

Dont read to heavily into things, dudes just shitposting.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

She has sort of becoming endearing to mig. All these hilarious gifs of her has given her a kind of charm.

She's got the earnest look of a good-natured autistic person. Like she lost the genetic lottery but still manages to be charismatic and likable.

Won't change the fact her dialogue still consists of "Let's go" and "No bigots allowed".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

GamerGate is totally back because of this game, you guys.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I think it's not that they're not "good" it's that they're almost comically bad in a way you don't expect from a AAA developer.

I never thought I'd see the day when Dobson is the astute one.

 

[Foltest]

Now these three lolcows are coming into this shit? Ahh come on.
also, acording to bioware, the lady who did the animations didn't work for them.

Or I think the are talking about her. Maybe they are talking about Curry Thunder.