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I say it again - they should’ve ended things at Endgame, and a Phase 4 should’ve only been for any plot threads they needed to tie off.

They’ve gone through every character people give two shits about, and every big name in Hollywood that isn’t borderline geriatric has been in this franchise. They could’ve Vaulted the MCU and break it out as a Collectors Edition whenever they were having a Bad Year, and then maybe in a decade start the whole thing over with a different overarching plotline - lord knows there’s enough material to choose from.

Instead, the Rat decided to get every last drop of blood they could from this stone, and it’s just fun to watch the train wreck.
 
I say it again - they should’ve ended things at Endgame, and a Phase 4 should’ve only been for any plot threads they needed to tie off.

They’ve gone through every character people give two shits about, and every big name in Hollywood that isn’t borderline geriatric has been in this franchise. They could’ve Vaulted the MCU and break it out as a Collectors Edition whenever they were having a Bad Year, and then maybe in a decade start the whole thing over with a different overarching plotline - lord knows there’s enough material to choose from.

Instead, the Rat decided to get every last drop of blood they could from this stone, and it’s just fun to watch the train wreck.
Along with a special addition collection they could have made their own mini series, a retelling of the movies or side plots to catch viewers up to speed, and boosted comic sales. They sorely needed it but the execs have shown they're not smart and hate money.
 
Well, she's the right size for Wolverine!

Seriously, it's probably Dazzler. Dazzler isn't very known right now (she had a weird cameo in TAS), but she was part of the main X-Men team in the 80s. People thought the alleged Taylor Swift Deadpool Cameo would be Dazzler because Dazzler is a singer.
 
I really never thought I would say this but this is as bad as that DCEU pitch where Batman cucked Superman, unlike that one I don't think the studio is going to step in and stop it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KiWu2TVXPew
This whole thing reminds me of faggot Max Landis's single good video about the death and return of Superman, and how killing Superman killed death itself. Acknowledging the multiverse is the death of stakes. Like, they're talking about Xavier in this, but they already had Wanda explode his brain or something. But now they can just say that didn't matter because that was an alternate universe Xavier. And uh oh sending Steve back in time would fuck up this timeline, well don't worry because we sent him to a different timeline instead. And the TVA and now I guess the X-Men destroy whole universes Donnie Darko style and it doesn't even matter because there are infinite others to draw from and go to and anything can be replaced or ignored by going somewhere else. The Crisis of Infinite Earths. Death doesn't matter, world-ending threats don't matter, universe-ending threats don't matter, every loss is meaningless because there are infinite everythings.

I say it again - they should’ve ended things at Endgame, and a Phase 4 should’ve only been for any plot threads they needed to tie off.

They’ve gone through every character people give two shits about, and every big name in Hollywood that isn’t borderline geriatric has been in this franchise. They could’ve Vaulted the MCU and break it out as a Collectors Edition whenever they were having a Bad Year, and then maybe in a decade start the whole thing over with a different overarching plotline - lord knows there’s enough material to choose from.

Instead, the Rat decided to get every last drop of blood they could from this stone, and it’s just fun to watch the train wreck.
Endgame sucks too, the more I think about it. Part of me wants to gather some normie friends and rewatch the good stuff from phases 1-3 and just stop at Infinity War and see how that feels as a stopping point because it might honestly be better than the time travel ass pull happy ending fanfic.
 
Along with a special addition collection they could have made their own mini series, a retelling of the movies or side plots to catch viewers up to speed, and boosted comic sales. They sorely needed it but the execs have shown they're not smart and hate money.
They did have these "Legends" summaries on Disney Plus that they released before each movie or show. Funny enough, they didn't do any for the Spidey movies.
 
Endgame sucks too, the more
Endgame was a massive let down.

I feel like the Russos and the rest of the writers simply got lazy because they figured with the hype and money they will have made from Infinity War, they could wing it with Endgame and still make a buck.
It did end up working, but with the state the MCU is right now.. It's no longer working anymore.

I can't wait to see how much of a failure Doomsday will end up being compared to Infinity War and Endgame.
 
If that Doomsday leak is real...like...oof. RIP MCU

It's funny seeing all the faggots who can't let go trying to justify it on the typical sites. "The Endgame leaks sounded like ass too but it was great!"

No it fucking wasn't. I wish people would stop acting like Endgame was good. It wasn't. It just had the luck of people actually being invested for 10 years prior.
 
If that Doomsday leak is real...like...oof. RIP MCU

It's funny seeing all the faggots who can't let go trying to justify it on the typical sites. "The Endgame leaks sounded like ass too but it was great!"

No it fucking wasn't. I wish people would stop acting like Endgame was good. It wasn't. It just had the luck of people actually being invested for 10 years prior.
If anything, the Endgame leaks were kinda better than the Endgame movie itself.

One thing that I remembered is how people back then knew that Marvel was already thinking about incorporating multiverse aspects in their movies. Ig some leakers got wind of records of internal discussions in Marvel Studios and leaked the fact that they wanted to incorporate the Multiverse in the early drafts on Endgame I guess.
I remember that people were already speculating about the X-Men first being introduced in Endgame and people were making fan-made trailers including the X-Men in the edits.
And they were kinda cool.

I see the same thing happening again with fake AI made "leaked footage" being posted on TikTok and people in the comments saying that they look cool and look better than the real thing.
 
Endgame was a massive let down.

I feel like the Russos and the rest of the writers simply got lazy because they figured with the hype and money they will have made from Infinity War, they could wing it with Endgame and still make a buck.
It did end up working, but with the state the MCU is right now.. It's no longer working anymore.

I can't wait to see how much of a failure Doomsday will end up being compared to Infinity War and Endgame.
I remember it being unsatisfying but never really took the time to pick apart why, but I listened to somebody sperg about it recently and the more I think about it the more it feels like a fanfic. Everything from thanus getting jobbed in the beginning, to the time skip with literally every single bit of characterization happening off-screen, to Scott being Yagrum Bagarned in the quantum realm, to time being slower in the quantum realm, to the implication that time moving forward slower somehow equating to the possibility of moving backward through time, to like, Tony inventing time travel in an afternoon, to the pym particle macguffin designed to limit time travel shenanigans instantly solving itself through time travel shenanigans, to the absolute nonsense rules of time travel shenanigans, to thanus getting jobbed again... it's just ass pull after ass pull, and every single one cheapens everything they set up in the prior movie as well as everything that followed because like, if they can just pull the infinity stones out of their ass through time travel then what's stopping them from doing something similar for every future contrivance. You can't say it's the destruction of the infinity stones because thanus already used the stones to destroy the stones and time travel sidesteps once that so why wouldn't it again. Time travel fucks evetything up. It's the moment the franchise dies.

The sad thing is I really do think there was a way to do multiverse stuff gracefully and have it escalate in an interesting and engaging way -- like, there's sort of an implication in Endgame that they're actually just stealing infinitystones from other universes, just run with that. Have the Avengers steal stones from other universes to save their own, and have the escalation of conflict be them then having to deal with the consequences of that; universes fighting each other to survive. That seems to be where we're arriving at anyway. You can still kill off the original avengers and have younger actors inherit the shitshow, all you have to do is not open the pandora's box of time travel, and not immediately blow your load on an interdimensional safari of beloved characters and entire universes getting jobbed for spectacle and convenience.

But instead we got a half decade long detour into half a dozen different conflicting models for how the multiverse functions, all of them retarded.
 
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