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What do you tell an invisible woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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They didn't even make Pedro shave for the role.
Though I have seen some photoshopped pics that show he would somewhat resemble Comic Book Reed, if he did.
Shows how much dedication he has to the role.
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Thanks for posting but I'm not wasting my life reading 155 pages of Marvel slop. Anyone got the cringe notes?
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They wouldn't let him shave if he offered. He's not been cast for his acting ability or suitability for the part, but because he's an available big name with a recognisable face. Same way that Margot Robbie could easily dye her hair brown for her role as Catherine Earnshaw in Wuthering Heights but wont because being bright blonde is part of her popular image.
(And if we want to talk about bad casting, Margot Robbie as Cathy is hard to top, as an aside)
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Sorry for double-post, but different subject. I second the above. I flipped it open at random and the first thing I see is this:
And on the following page we get Moon Knight!
How much confidence is there that this is actually real? It seems weird to me that in this day and age, things should still be done in such crappy font and with what looks to be an actual ink watermark across it all. But then I guess they may still print things out in Hollywood to make it harder to just forward on to people...
EDIT: And actually page after that it goes into Ms. Marvel and Shang-Chi complimenting each other about their bangles and then she starts squeeing about how America Chavez is so much cooler than both of them. This is a level of cringe-slop that I think means it's probably real...
EDIT EDIT: Wow - this is such unmitigated, unfilmable crap I'm actually inclined to think this is real. Anybody just going to all this effort as a prank would write a better script without trying and if AI generated... No, we don't have AIs advanced enough to write at this level of crap. Gah - this might be legit? It's awful! The most MCU humour and lack of gravitas yet seen.
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Somebody else needs to post so I can post a new reply without triple posting. Anyway, this edit just to say that I attached a PDF of the script. Always archive!
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Fuck it - I'm doing the triple post. Nobody else is replying and if I just edit the same post for a fourth time, nobody sees the new stuff. These are closing in on an hour apart. I'm just going to apologise and go on...
Yeah, think I'm done with this. That's enough. I'm really on the border as to whether this can be real or not. It's the most talentless crap you could imagine. Lots of turgid "My divinity has been questioned..." and "The Holy Nega-Bands and the Sacred Rings..." style prose. Way too long for film dialogue. It reads like some 13 year old boy's fan project. MCU is scraping the bottom of the barrel I know, but these are wood shavings. Seriously, look at this dialogue: "It seems The Exiled One was hunting them. His Time-Chair revealed their location."
Oh, and there are "erotic dancers" in Kang's palace, garbed in translucent material who writhe tortuously. Verbatim: "The dancers in the background, reach deeper into the heights of their tortured bodies."
I'm sorry - this can't possibly be real. But who would write 170 pages of this rubbish? Maybe it is AI generated after all.
There's no way I'm reading all this crap either, and crap it is! But I can tell you that it introduces the X-Men near the start and then goes on to talk about how the bangles Ms. Marvel wears and Shang-Chi's rings are relics of some ancient war and the only threat to him...
Yeah, think I'm done with this. That's enough. I'm really on the border as to whether this can be real or not. It's the most talentless crap you could imagine. Lots of turgid "My divinity has been questioned..." and "The Holy Nega-Bands and the Sacred Rings..." style prose. Way too long for film dialogue. It reads like some 13 year old boy's fan project. MCU is scraping the bottom of the barrel I know, but these are wood shavings. Seriously, look at this dialogue: "It seems The Exiled One was hunting them. His Time-Chair revealed their location."
Oh, and there are "erotic dancers" in Kang's palace, garbed in translucent material who writhe tortuously. Verbatim: "The dancers in the background, reach deeper into the heights of their tortured bodies."
I'm sorry - this can't possibly be real. But who would write 170 pages of this rubbish? Maybe it is AI generated after all.
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Wry Wrangler. Is there a scene where Doom fucks his elderly spanish teacher?
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This kind of convinces me it's real.
This sounds exactly like how I would imagine a retard writer would describe this in short hand.
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The MCU would have been better left off with the CCP than Disney.
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That was Ultimate comic Sue to be fair.
Who does seem like a total bitch compared to the mainline version.
Mainline comic Reed fights Namor, to stop him from trying to sleep with Sue in a hospital bed, by punching him out of a skyscraper.
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I, for one, cannot wait to see Patrick Stewart's Charles Xavier die for the motherfucking umpteenth time.
lol.
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Your wish is yours to keep...
He gets sodomized to death by She-Hulk wearing a big black strap on.
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99% of the characters will be there only for cringey attempts at humor. I prey every day that Marvel fires there "joke" writers.
Take solace in knowing this probably won't even be the last time you see Charles Xavier die for shock value.
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If they made that movie, I'd fucking watch it.
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Its even funnier considering that Nadakhan was a better villain than 90% of the MCU's villains.
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In fairness it’s probably faster to list characters in the old Ultimate line that WEREN’T horrible people in comparison to their mainline counterparts.
It’d be like, Spiderman. And he fucking DIES.
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Yes. I agree with that. The moment I saw it my eyes rolled so far back I could see my own brain. I'm leaning towards plausible. Not least because I looked up the name of the writer and found he was known for his work on Jimmy Kimmel. There's no abyss of bad writing I would put beyond one of Kimmel's writers. In fact are they even human.
Later on in the script Miles Morales and Peter Parker are in the same science class as each other for reasons that make no sense to me and the teacher demands Peter explain Newton's Third Law. What are they? Thirteen? I have the horrifying notion that to the writer, this is what they remember of Science and they think it's a normal question. Though possibly it's just a way of shoe-horning in a dreadful joke.
Yeah, I now think this might be a real script. But there's no way this would have gone forward in this form for filming. Though it does show where the terrible writing and ideas start.
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In the comics, Muse is a complete unknown, with the character's creator saying explaining too much would be detrimental to the character. In DD: Born Again, he's just some generic, crazy, rich white boy. Also, apparently knowing a bit of taekwondo is enough to let you be a match for Daredevil. Also also, Heather Glenn is seemingly the only therapist in New York -- she's Matt's girlfriend, the couples counselor for Fisk and Vanessa, and the therapist for Muse.
A lot of very lazy writing.
A lot of very lazy writing.
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Hardly anybody seems to be discussing the new Daredevil series. The first season way back when was good. It had a slow but clear decline from then on imo. I'm taking it from your comment above that the latest season isn't so great? I haven't bothered to watch any of it out of a general lack of trust in Current Year writers and because I heard Karen Page (one of my favourite characters) was written out of it as well as Foggy.
So where does the new season rate? Really bad? Depressingly mediocre? Okay?
And is there still any cross over with the other members of its universe? I was the person who actually liked Iron Fist S1. I'm guessing Danny Rand hasn't and wont show up? Not Cage or Jessica Jones, et al.
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