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Mary the Goldsmith dijo:
So I have a few questions (I don't mind spoilers so you can be as in depth as you want):

-Do we get a Wolverine or Deadpool cameo?
-None of the spidermen are in this right?
-From what I've seen Wanda looks like the main antagonist, does a "bigger and badder" antagonist shows up so she can look good in comparison?
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No for all of those questions
 
Watching the spoiler & wanting to rip this garbage film apart, I found 2 more (personally) funny things in the spoilers.

This is Black Bolt in the comics, he has a tuning fork on his head & is strong enough to go head-to-head with the likes of Hulk & even Thor.
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This is a picture of him from the camrip version, he probably looks better in the movie.
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Due to Marvel's extreme & stubborn insistence of CGI, & the quality of this picture, Black Bolt looks like he has literal minimalistic BWC (Big White Cock) on his head. Because they probably turned the Tuning Fork into CGI.

Bucked Bolt gentleman, should've been played by Chet Hanx.

If you notice when she lifts her hand at the start while turning Reed Richards into a Spaghetti, you can see her tiddy jiggle for a second. Like, someone actually animated that is funny to me.

But then I realise that Hayley Atwell, an absolute titty monster, gets fucking covered up. On top of literally being turned into half the woman she is in her fight with Wanda does annoy me.
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute dijo:
This is Black Bolt in the comics, he has a tuning fork on his head & is strong enough to go head-to-head with the likes of Hulk & even Thor.
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"his words blow up everything" is such a great superpower I'm surprised it's not ripped off more. Someone clue in the manga writers about that one.

And ya got me, I'm pirating this for the lulz. Maybe we'll get that "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe" movie after all. Now that would get asses in seats.
 
Mega Man 2 Intro - NES dijo:
"his words blow up everything" is such a great superpower I'm surprised it's not ripped off more. Someone clue in the manga writers about that one.

And ya got me, I'm pirating this for the lulz. Maybe we'll get that "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe" movie after all. Now that would get asses in seats.
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There are 2 characters who can do this, that I know of. One is in My Hero Academia, other is in Jujutsu Kaisen. But they can only technically do that.
 
I'm just left bewildered by the MCU's executive decision making at this point. It makes no sense.

They (well Sony technically) just gave the audiences a gigantic fanservice loveletter in the form of Spider-Man No Way Home. And No Way Home wasn't a perfect movie by any means, I mean jesus christ who cares about Zendaya and Fat Asian when you have Alfred Molina, Willem Dafoe, and Jamie Foxx on screen? But it was still a fun movie and they had all 3 Live Action Peter Parkers on screen and that's a big deal because No Way Home is just one of the biggest anniversary movies that can really be made.

So they follow it up with Doctor Strange 2 and this one bills itself as a multiverse movie and all we get is cameos by Patrick Stewart and Jim Halpert? What were they thinking? Yeah I'm sure some nerds went WHOA when they saw Professor X but that's really not a big deal with Patrick Stewart will do literally anything for a paycheck.
 
Woke Blue Muttlema dijo:
Ok, who was the biggest talent wasted by the MCU?
  • Mads Mikkelsen, which is hilarious because he is mainly known in Denmark as a comedic actor?
  • Sam Neill, because Taika Waititi felt like it?
  • Idris Elba, who spent more time in the makeup and costume departments than in five movies?
  • Benicio del Toro, who went from end credits surprise to reading exposition?
  • Michelle Pfeiffer, only getting the chance to slap Michael Douglas?
  • Walton Goggins, not being good enough to be the villain of fucking Ant-Man?
  • Rebecca Hall, who got cucked from being the main villain because of toy sales?
  • Karl Urban, who got cucked up being the villain for a character arc?
  • Lee Pace, who got cucked out of being Star-Lord?
  • Glenn Close, whose death wasn't even confirmed?
  • Julie Delpy, for anyone could have done it cameo?
  • Bill Skarsgard, who no one realized was in Eternals?
  • Christopher Eccleston, who showed up in one Thor movie?
  • Mickey Rourke, who actually prepared his character?
  • James Spader, getting paid to read lyrics from a Pinocchio song?
  • Jeff Bridges, for being the first sacrificial lamb?
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I would also add Salma Hyack, whose only purpose in The Eternals was to advance the plot, and Forest Whitaker, who had similar role in Black Panther as he did in Rogue One: playing the character who dies at the end of the first act.
 
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I'm just left bewildered by the MCU's executive decision making at this point. It makes no sense.

They (well Sony technically) just gave the audiences a gigantic fanservice loveletter in the form of Spider-Man No Way Home. And No Way Home wasn't a perfect movie by any means, I mean jesus christ who cares about Zendaya and Fat Asian when you have Alfred Molina, Willem Dafoe, and Jamie Foxx on screen? But it was still a fun movie and they had all 3 Live Action Peter Parkers on screen and that's a big deal because No Way Home is just one of the biggest anniversary movies that can really be made.

So they follow it up with Doctor Strange 2 and this one bills itself as a multiverse movie and all we get is cameos by Patrick Stewart and Jim Halpert? What were they thinking? Yeah I'm sure some nerds went WHOA when they saw Professor X but that's really not a big deal with Patrick Stewart will do literally anything for a paycheck.
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Getting Stewart for a cheap cameo but not Ioan Gruffudd, who has to be one of the best Marvel castings based on physical resemblance alone.

They owe him that after killing his and Michael Chiklis’s Hollywood dreams.
 
Xenomorphs Are Cute dijo:
Watching the spoiler & wanting to rip this garbage film apart, I found 2 more (personally) funny things in the spoilers.

This is Black Bolt in the comics, he has a tuning fork on his head & is strong enough to go head-to-head with the likes of Hulk & even Thor.
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This is a picture of him from the camrip version, he probably looks better in the movie.
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Due to Marvel's extreme & stubborn insistence of CGI, & the quality of this picture, Black Bolt looks like he has literal minimalistic BWC (Big White Cock) on his head. Because they probably turned the Tuning Fork into CGI.

Bucked Bolt gentleman, should've been played by Chet Hanx.
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If you notice when she lifts her hand at the start while turning Reed Richards into a Spaghetti, you can see her tiddy jiggle for a second. Like, someone actually animated that is funny to me.

But then I realise that Hayley Atwell, an absolute titty monster, gets fucking covered up. On top of literally being turned into half the woman she is in her fight with Wanda does annoy me.
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Is that supposed to be the same Black Bolt from the ill-fated (and probably non-canon at this point) Inhumans show, or is this supposed to be a new Black Bolt from an alternate universe?
 
Gar For Archer dijo:
Is that supposed to be the same Black Bolt from the ill-fated (and probably non-canon at this point) Inhumans show, or is this supposed to be a new Black Bolt from an alternate universe?
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Everyone there is supposed to be an alternative version of their characters, so he's not the exact same guy from the TV show.

Laughed out loud a lot while watching this. That whole "Wanda kills everyone" scene was fucking hysterical for all the wrong reasons. The black 007 lady should thank Hollywood for all of its diversity quotas because holy shit that bitch cant act.

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"Lol, my friends just got brutally murdered in front of me, smirk men amirite"
 
Dr. Pasquale dijo:
Everyone there is supposed to be an alternative version of their characters, so he's not the exact same guy from the TV show.

Laughed out loud a lot while watching this. That whole "Wanda kills everyone" scene was fucking hysterical for all the wrong reasons. The black 007 lady should thank Hollywood for all of its diversity quotas because holy shit that bitch cant act.

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"Lol, my friends just got brutally murdered in front of me, smirk men amirite"
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Jesus, why do they play Captain Marvel as the same unlikable, smug, irritating cunt? Is that her character in the comics?

EDIT: I watched the film. It was watchable, it was very much 'okay'. Nothing really happened from it, nothing is really going to come from it. The entire premise of 'multiverse so whacky!' was completely wasted. American Chavez - despite the stupid fucking name, and the absurd 'two lesbian fag mommies' backstory; was actually alright. She was completely incompetent as all actual teenagers would be when given superpowers.

I didn't give a shit about Strange's romance subplot. He was an absolute beta-boy in the wedding scene when he vomited his emotions all over his ex on her wedding day. Which is just pathetic. Most of the 'magic' was just CGI nonsense that didn't even pretend to have rules, or limits. They introduced shit, then made it irrelevant every couple of minutes. The cameos were cheap, Jim from the Office was not suited for his role. Black Bolt looked retarded. The idea of Xavier just vibing in a wheelchair when fighting Thanos made me laugh out loud.
 
Xenomorphs Are Cute dijo:
There are 2 characters who can do this, that I know of. One is in My Hero Academia, other is in Jujutsu Kaisen. But they can only technically do that.
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Difference is (have read MHA, not read JJK, so idk if they do the following) is Black Bolt has no control over it, which is quite cool. Literally cannot say anything or make a sound because it will fuck things up. He can't turn it off, only control and hone himself so that he never makes any noise. If anyone remembers that trash Inhumans tv show, I recall they had a moment where he gets hit by a baton and grunts, and that grunt trashes a car that he's facing.
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I'm just left bewildered by the MCU's executive decision making at this point. It makes no sense.

They (well Sony technically) just gave the audiences a gigantic fanservice loveletter in the form of Spider-Man No Way Home. And No Way Home wasn't a perfect movie by any means, I mean jesus christ who cares about Zendaya and Fat Asian when you have Alfred Molina, Willem Dafoe, and Jamie Foxx on screen? But it was still a fun movie and they had all 3 Live Action Peter Parkers on screen and that's a big deal because No Way Home is just one of the biggest anniversary movies that can really be made.

So they follow it up with Doctor Strange 2 and this one bills itself as a multiverse movie and all we get is cameos by Patrick Stewart and Jim Halpert? What were they thinking? Yeah I'm sure some nerds went WHOA when they saw Professor X but that's really not a big deal with Patrick Stewart will do literally anything for a paycheck.
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No Way Home was fun when I watched it a week or two ago. If you remember the Garfield series, they were clearly building up to a Sinister Six film at some point. This one they just went and did it. Didn't have to come up with new actors or rehash the backstories, these guys are all established in their respective movie, just bring them all in, bring the other two spidermen in, and just have fun with it. They also made sure to give MCU Peter a shit, tragic deal at the end of it all.

This one, the idea of having these characters killed by Wanda, even if they are a cameo, utterly bizzare. What's the point? At least with NWH those characters were all crucial to the story. Here, well you get to see Patrick Stewart in the classic golden wheelchair from the comics before he gets murdered.
 
Slimy Time dijo:
Difference is (have read MHA, not read JJK, so idk if they do the following) is Black Bolt has no control over it, which is quite cool. Literally cannot say anything or make a sound because it will fuck things up. He can't turn it off, only control and hone himself so that he never makes any noise. If anyone remembers that trash Inhumans tv show, I recall they had a moment where he gets hit by a baton and grunts, and that grunt trashes a car that he's facing.

No Way Home was fun when I watched it a week or two ago. If you remember the Garfield series, they were clearly building up to a Sinister Six film at some point. This one they just went and did it. Didn't have to come up with new actors or rehash the backstories, these guys are all established in their respective movie, just bring them all in, bring the other two spidermen in, and just have fun with it. They also made sure to give MCU Peter a shit, tragic deal at the end of it all.

This one, the idea of having these characters killed by Wanda, even if they are a cameo, utterly bizzare. What's the point? At least with NWH those characters were all crucial to the story. Here, well you get to see Patrick Stewart in the classic golden wheelchair from the comics before he gets murdered.
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The example I think they’re referring to from JJK does have a similar limitation, that character talks like a Pokémon because actually saying anything comprehensible would automatically activate his powers.

However the power itself isn’t really the same, since it’s not so much concussive sonic waves as it is powerful voice-activated magic that usually takes the form of compulsion (for both living beings and objects).

There is another character in JJK that uses concussive sound waves but it doesn’t come from his voice, so I assume that’s not who they were referring to.
 
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I haven't seen the movie, but everything I'm reading makes me think the Multiverse is just a way for them to haphazardly introduce shit without any backstory or explanation.

I cannot fathom how the MCU could introduce the Illuminati featuring Reed Richards and Professor X without it feeling rushed and forced in the same way MCU fanboys complained about Justice League. Even if they do all get killed.

For all the talk of how "connected" and "built up" the MCU was, it feels like it's going to be thrown away now and nobody will say anything about it.
 
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I've not seen any of these multiverse movies but I'm already sick of them. It feels like a bunch of lulzy YouTube videos collected into a two-hour movie. Jim as Mr. Fantastic just because fans kept making fan art of him and Emily Blunt as Invisible Woman? Like @Woke Blue Muttlema said, getting the guy from the Fox movies would have been more meaningful and crowd pleasing. Tom Cruise as Iron Man was a cool rumor and you know he would have done it just because he's cool like that, but Marvel is run by retards so oh well here's that elderly retard who ruined Picard.
 
Is dr strange 2 worth the 2.5gb to torrent? I haven't went to the cinema or bought a movie in decades, so I ask now before I even try to download a camrip made by an indian in a shitty teather in mumbai with ads for Xbet or some other phising site.

Yeah, that's how much I give a shit about capeshit, which dr strange literally wears a cape.
 
Mary the Goldsmith dijo:
So I have a few questions (I don't mind spoilers so you can be as in depth as you want):

-Do we get a Wolverine or Deadpool cameo?
-None of the spidermen are in this right?
-From what I've seen Wanda looks like the main antagonist, does a "bigger and badder" antagonist shows up so she can look good in comparison?
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No, no and no.
 
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