Marvel Cinematic Universe

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Destacado
Sex Cannon Lupa dijo:
I know it sounds like the ravings of a cranky old geezer but Generation Z doesn't deserve those characters.
Presiona para expandir...
The Rami Movies were from 2002, Web early 2010's, zoomers probably saw them. this is the spiderman zoomers don't deserve
1639779294813.png
also he better be in spiderverse or sony are pussies
 
Rotollo 2 dijo:
The Rami Movies were from 2002, Web early 2010's, zoomers probably saw them. this is the spiderman zoomers don't deserve
Ver archivo adjunto 2808741
also he better be in spiderverse or sony are pussies
Presiona para expandir...
Maybe it’ll be like a quick joke where they group sticks their heads into a universe, see a Spiderman, only for said Spiderman to just pull a gun out and aim at them only for them to bail.
 
I saw it yesterday, and pretty mucho enjoy all the way through. This is the first MCU Spider-Man that kinda feels like a true Spider-Man story and not another action-comedy tier shit Antman MCU movie. It felt like Tom Holland's Peter Parker has finally started to grow the fuck up and start dealing with reality, pretty different to past movies where his only problems were promo night dates and fancy school travels across Europe. So yeah, it was fun. The "multiverse situation" really felt damn stupid, specially how the Taiwanese fat friend of Peter just randomly summoned Tobey and Andrew out of nowhere. Like I'm pretty sure you were supposed to study for years in the fucking Tibet to start understanding magic. This fatfuck just did it like nothing.

Zendaya was just smug and a grade A cunt last movies, but this time she was OK. I didn't like her either disliked her. I'm just glad that Zendaya and fat Taiwanese friend were retconned out of existence and now they are hopefully studying in Boston, away from NY and Peter. Mayber in the next trilogy, when Peter starts (community) college he can meet with the real MJ or a Gwen, who knows.

Green Goblin was awesome and the most memorable villain of the trilogy. The first fight against Doctor Octopus was really cool and by the end, somehow they closed his character arc (for a character that was dead for a decade lol). Electro nigger was ok. Sandman and lizard were just filler character for CGI fights.

Btw, Aunt May has a Christian Weston Chandler level of mental retardation. The dumb bitch just released several insane super villains (some monsters, some murderers, some plain crazy) and she took them to his ex's apartment to "fix them" with the magical mystery Deus Ex Maquina Machine. Her death was absolutely justified and was all her fault. At least her stupidity made Peter grow as a character and made the final act possible.
 
El Conserje dijo:
I saw it yesterday, and pretty mucho enjoy all the way through. This is the first MCU Spider-Man that kinda feels like a true Spider-Man story and not another action-comedy tier shit Antman MCU movie. It felt like Tom Holland's Peter Parker has finally started to grow the fuck up and start dealing with reality, pretty different to past movies where his only problems were promo night dates and fancy school travels across Europe. So yeah, it was fun. The "multiverse situation" really felt damn stupid, specially how the Taiwanese fat friend of Peter just randomly summoned Tobey and Andrew out of nowhere. Like I'm pretty sure you were supposed to study for years in the fucking Tibet to start understanding magic. This fatfuck just did it like nothing.
Presiona para expandir...
I suppose you could argue that the fact he accidentally tore a hole into two alternate universes trying to find Holland-Peter shows why training with the item is needed.
 
SteelPlatedHeart dijo:
I suppose you could argue that the fact he accidentally tore a hole into two alternate universes trying to find Holland-Peter shows why training with the item is needed.
Presiona para expandir...

He didn't tear into two alternate universes, Andrew and Tobey were already in the MCU universe for at least half a day because of the same reason the villains came in.

I assumed that Ned (Filipino, not Taiwanese) was able to open those portals because he took the sling ring, and maybe because he has some magical aptitude, not because he was able to do it through sheer unknown power.

One of the more illogical things about the movie is that Peter needs to have a GED Prep Book, that test can be easily passed by anyone familiar with very basic math (I think one doesn't even need to know Algebra, if I recall correctly). Maybe you can argue he just got it to be aware of what topics will be involved (because he might not even be aware of how easy it is) and once he realizes after less than a minute that he already knows how to do everything, he just returns it to the library.
 
My Earnest Opinions dijo:
He didn't tear into two alternate universes, Andrew and Tobey were already in the MCU universe for at least half a day because of the same reason the villains came in.

I assumed that Ned (Filipino, not Taiwanese) was able to open those portals because he took the sling ring, and maybe because he has some magical aptitude, not because he was able to do it through sheer unknown power.

One of the more illogical things about the movie is that Peter needs to have a GED Prep Book, that test can be easily passed by anyone familiar with very basic math (I think one doesn't even need to know Algebra, if I recall correctly). Maybe you can argue he just got it to be aware of what topics will be involved (because he might not even be aware of how easy it is) and once he realizes after less than a minute that he already knows how to do everything, he just returns it to the library.
Presiona para expandir...
Yeah, pretty sure magical items are just that - magical items. Anyone can use them, but you need to know what you’re doing to use them effectively.
 
Gar For Archer dijo:
Yeah, pretty sure magical items are just that - magical items. Anyone can use them, but you need to know what you’re doing to use them effectively.
Presiona para expandir...
So Strange is just a guy with a ring and can be replaced by any rando off the street.

Whatever happened to the black wizard from the first movie, by the way, and Strange's hot doctor girlfriend? Did they just freeze in time while he went on terrible CG adventures?

The Valeyard dijo:
Moviebob thinks that people are pissed off about it because he would be if it was something he cared about.
Ver archivo adjunto 2809048
Presiona para expandir...
Blob is the fat Razorfist who is just a skinny Spoony. He thinks he's the smartest guy in every room and has to wrap every opinion in petty insults because he thinks it makes him look cool. How does he pay his bills? Who is still employing him?
 
El Conserje dijo:
Btw, Aunt May has a Christian Weston Chandler level of mental retardation. The dumb bitch just released several insane super villains (some monsters, some murderers, some plain crazy) and she took them to his ex's apartment to "fix them" with the magical mystery Deus Ex Maquina Machine. Her death was absolutely justified and was all her fault. At least her stupidity made Peter grow as a character and made the final act possible.
Presiona para expandir...

But the thing is that mistake didn’t make him grow as a character because even to her dying breath she told him, “You did the right thing.”

No, he didn’t. If there is even a one percent chance of the villains reeking havoc on the world that is TOO much of a risk to take. But Aunt May said boo hoo and made Peter feel bad. And the world nearly got destroyed because of this one dumb bitch. Everything Doctor Strange did and said was right.

She’s like one of those who Karens who think they can rehabilitate a pitbull who has the nerve to say they wouldn’t hurt a fly even after they rip out a child’s throat.
 
Rotollo 2 dijo:
MJ (who hot take I kinda like as a character unlike most people)
Presiona para expandir...
How dare you have a different opinion than me and on the internet of all places?
My Earnest Opinions dijo:
One of the more illogical things about the movie is that Peter needs to have a GED Prep Book, that test can be easily passed by anyone familiar with very basic math (I think one doesn't even need to know Algebra, if I recall correctly).
Presiona para expandir...
You obviously haven't seen me trying to do math. Although I agree Peter is supposed to be a genius
 
I just got back, and while it was fun overall, that ending really just leaves a bad taste in your mouth. I guess they had to end it like this because the main casts’ contracts were only for three movies, but the two friends get character development in this movie that - because of the ending - goes nowhere.
I’m reading they wrote the movie as they made it and yeesh it shows.
 
I saw NWH tonight. Even at the 10:30pm showing I went to the theater was completely packed, not a single seat available even down in the bottom front-rows.

The whole magic spell plot was nonsensical and they really overused CGI like always (it was especially noticeable and jarring after having watched the Raimi films a few days earlier which used a ton of practical effects; even the costume looks better because it's an actual costume instead of CG [although I've always hated the raised silver webbing design], and also whoever decided to put the giant ugly golden spider on the Holland suit for the last half of the movie is an idiot), but I really liked it overall.

The ending does feel like a giant reset so that they can move him closer to a more regular Spider-Man status quo but I have no problem with that. I do feel like it sorta devalues what happened to Uncle Ben and Peter's conversation with Stark in Civil War made it sound like the usual origin story of Ben getting shot by a burglar that Peter let go and told him the whole responsibility thing, so the Aunt May stuff felt a bit unnecessary.

I was surprised at how much focus the Garfield Spidey stuff got. They basically used this movie to help give closure to his Peter Parker, which was nice.
 
I didn't like No Way Home. It didn't do anything new, it's a "remake" of the older movies. The action was alright, but the final scene was awful. The plan makes no sense and if, say, the villains were half intelligent, they would have smelled the trap from kilometers away and done something about it. The action was not that great and it was interrupted too much by 'muh emoshons' scenes and it ruined it for me.

Also kind of uncharacteristic for Dr Strange to be like "Yes peter I will tear the fabric of reality to fix your teen drama".
 
Just remember the "traps" they made for the last act and what they used to cure the last villains were made in a high school chemistry lab, in like 3 hours... And isn't Peter supposed to be focused in technology field? Is he also an expert of chemistry too?

And where was the police and the military after Peter said he was in the statue? Why did they never arrested Peter in the first place or took him somewhere else while he was being investigated? Is he ok just because Daredevil is a really good lawyer?

The more you think about it, the movie plot gets dumber and dumber. But you are not supposed to think too deep anyways.
 
The Valeyard dijo:
Moviebob thinks that people are pissed off about it because he would be if it was something he cared about.
Ver archivo adjunto 2809048
Presiona para expandir...
Of course he can't enjoy a good joke without trying to make it about "owning" someone. That said I could not give less of a shit what that sack of lard and preservatives thinks.
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo