Marvel Cinematic Universe

Parading Stan Lee and making montages of the good old days are not going to fix things, 85 years down the drain all for the woke crowds who never even cared in the first place.
 
So what happens? Does one body part just regrow the entire Wolverine or do they combine back together?
Depends. He's been split in two and then rejoined, recently he was beheaded and just died (and was resurrected via Krakoan resurrection, so that's completely independent from the old, now dead body). But generally whatever parts he loses just die. I suppose the part that keeps the soul is the one that regenerates.

Deadpool too, but at one point a bunch of his dismembered parts got sewn together and that's what created a second, fucked up Deadpool.

That said, one shouldn't think too hard about these things, remember that Wolverine's healing factor sometimes knows how to regrow his haircut. It could be expected it knows also which part of him should regrow and which should not.
 
Who could possibly think this was a good idea?
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Who could possibly think this was a good idea?
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To be fair this spinoff was likely pitched when the MCU was at its prime and Kevin Feige was at his most arrogant. It's true Marvel had succeded in making some C-listers popular, so it wasn't completely out of character for them to try it.

That being said, even for prime MCU, Agatha is a tough sell. She was ok as a villain I guess, but nothing special. She is more memorable than Malekith I'll give her that. But, for one there are definitively dozen more marvel characters that deserve a chance in the spotlight way more than Agatha Harness of all people.

The "Agatha all along" twist had some traction for a while. And her actress does have some charisma. But they definitively overstimated how popular she was. I doubt most people remember her for more than just being the cliche evil witch baddie from Wandavision, if they remember her at all.
 
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The fact it's been 4 fuckin years is what really amazes me about this spin off

Streaming in general is dog shit. Everyone wants to be HBO no one wants to be USA, despite the data showing people fuckin love 20 episode season cheaply made dog shit shows.

Netflix should have swapped how it does movies and TV. Instead of 500 movies a year that no one watches and 8 episode seasons every other year, they should have 8 movies every other a year and 20 25 episode TV shows a year. People don't even bother watching Netflix TV shows because they rarely get renewed past season 2 or 3 and the company demands a cliffhanger ending every time.

Literally 99% of the reason people are over hyping the bear is because of how quickly they're shitting out episodes. 30 in the last 2 years, which is now an accomplishment.

Marvel TV in general is dog shit and a failed venture, chalk another one up for Ike and his common sense, he knew that and women would fuck up the brand.

Wandavision will forever be seen as a highlight of the entire streaming MCU era and would have been better off as a "network TV special event" and be the sole TV project in the MCU, and then made sure Dr.Stange was a proper continuation of the story.

By all accounts it seems like the MCU is cutting everything back super hard. Learned their lesson from COVID.
 
It would probably depend on who is writing him sadly. Knowing the current quality of writers within Marvel, they would go the starfish route and make one of the halves a tranny.
That said, one shouldn't think too hard about these things, remember that Wolverine's healing factor sometimes knows how to regrow his haircut. It could be expected it knows also which part of him should regrow and which should not.
The real question, if Wolverine trooned out and chopped his dick off, would it grow back?
 
Marvel TV in general is dog shit and a failed venture, chalk another one up for Ike and his common sense, he knew that and women would fuck up the brand.
Marvel TV peaked with Daredevil and Punisher, and it's been a steep decline since. I doubt Daredevil: Born Again will be as good, especially if it insists on needlessly shoving in the multiverse shit.
 
To be fair this spinoff was likely pitched when the MCU was at its prime and Kevin Feige was at his most arrogant. It's true Marvel had succeded in making some C-listers popular, so it wasn't completely out of character for them to try it.

That being said, even for prime MCU, Agatha is a tough sell. She was ok as a villain I guess, but nothing special. She is more memorable than Malekith I'll give her that. But, for one there are definitively dozen more marvel characters that deserve a chance in the spotlight way more than Agatha Harness of all people.

The "Agatha all along" twist had some traction for a while. And her actress does have some charisma. But they definitively overstimated how popular she was. I doubt most people remember her for more than just being the cliche evil witch baddie from Wandavision, if they remember her at all.
The target is obviously wine addicted women who think they're witches.
 
"We'll make a show about a group of hags and a twink who go on a magical adventure to discover themselves, it'll be a perfect match for the audiences who loved Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor!"

the thought process of these DEI retards is genuinely alien to me
 
My read was "ex tumblrite bpd yas queen bucketcrabs who revel in pithy cynicism as a justification for both their sins and failings" but we're describing two sides of the same building at this point.
We both are simply describing the female consoomer.
 
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