Marvel Cinematic Universe

[Doctor of Autism]

It's selfish, but I kinda hope Guardians 3 bombs just to see the absolute fucking cope that Moviebob would have to come up with.

Moviebob would just go on another DC rant or something probably.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

He's personally invested in James Gunn's career because Bob interviewed him a long time ago and that experience imprinted onto Bob's brain and he fell in love with Gunn.

There's a precedent:

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I'll blame the failure on the lack of long, flowing hair for Adam Warlock

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I'll blame the failure on the lack of long, flowing hair for Adam Warlock

The hair isn't the problem. The problem is that Adam Warlock is supposed to be the ultimate perfection of the human species, and yet they've gone with an actor that looks like the High Evolutionary accidentally dumped the whole pot in when it came time to add the chromosomes.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's personally invested in James Gunn's career because Bob interviewed him a long time ago and that experience imprinted onto Bob's brain and he fell in love with Gunn.

Also, Bob saw Scooby Doo 2, which Gunn wrote, when he was depressed, and it cheered him up.

Bob gets fixated on media that perks him up when he's sad, because he's sad an inordinate amount of the time. He's credited Mario games for "saving his life" numerous times.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The hair isn't the problem. The problem is that Adam Warlock is supposed to be the ultimate perfection of the human species, and yet they've gone with an actor that looks like the High Evolutionary accidentally dumped the whole pot in when it came time to add the chromosomes.

Unfortunately Henry Cavill is too busy

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Also, Bob saw Scooby Doo 2, which Gunn wrote, when he was depressed, and it cheered him up.

Bob gets fixated on media that perks him up when he's sad, because he's sad an inordinate amount of the time. He's credited Mario games for "saving his life" numerous times.

What a pathetic faggot. Bob should kill himself.

 

[starborn427614]

Reviews are starting to come in for Guardians 3.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Must be pretty mid if it is only 18% higher than Thor 4. Be interesting to see the audience score, although I guess by that point it will have already made all the money it's going ro make, since it's clearly not a great movie.

 

[Oats12345]

Reviews are starting to come in for Guardians 3.

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Oh no I take it a bad sign when the critics love it and don't hate it

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Oh no I take it a bad sign when the critics love it and don't hate it

I mean Critics don't automatically love every bad movie or hate every good movie. Otherwise by Tomato ratings, films like The Rise of Skywalker are masterpieces.

 

[starborn427614]

I mean Critics don't automatically love every bad movie or hate every good movie. Otherwise by Tomato ratings, films like The Rise of Skywalker are masterpieces.

Still one of the funniest score reveals to date.

 

[The Nothingness]

The jokes write themselves.


"Shut up, Ben."

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

The jokes write themselves.
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"Shut up, Ben."

so will her rock boobs be "Thing-ies"?

 

[bifftango]

If this is rumor is true, then their go-to excuse is going to be that there was a female thing in the '80s (She-Thing -- Sharon Venture), so all of you CHUDs should just shut-up. The Thing is Ben Grimm, not Beth Grimm, full stop. With that said, this clown show never stops delivering the laughs.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

so will her rock boobs be "Thing-ies"?

Will her speedo thing be a thong? In which case she could be called The Thong.

I feel like I'm getting into Mallrats territory here.

 

[starborn427614]

The jokes write themselves.
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"Shut up, Ben."

I'm 99% sure that's false information that someone (maybe even Marvel) fed to TMZ for the bants. Mila's commented on the rumours already:

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

The jokes write themselves.
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"Shut up, Ben."

Big Rock Things, it's the only way I accept this.

I'm 99% sure that's false information that someone (maybe even Marvel) fed to TMZ for the bants. Mila's commented on the rumours already:

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Well, that does make more sense.

 

[Cnut]

Matthew Lawrence Says He Was Fired From Agency After Refusing To Strip For Director Offering Him A Marvel Role (Deadline)

Who do you think this director was??

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Matthew Lawrence Says He Was Fired From Agency After Refusing To Strip For Director Offering Him A Marvel Role (Deadline)

Who do you think this director was??

Did MeToo die out when journos found out there is more male whoring in Hollywood than female whoring?