Just saw the movie. America Chavez didn't say "HOLY MENSTRUATION" or give any Tumblr-tier feminist monologues + the movie had Sam Raimi directing it so the movie is automatically a 9/10. Wanda being a psycho bitch was downright hilarious at points. The concept of a hyper-powered demon Karen going around slaughtering millions without a giving a single fuck to get to her kids is funny as shit.
There were a few groan-worthy Joss Whedon-tier quips but it's tolerable by MCU standards. America Chavez didn't speak very often which is also welcomed.
I really really really wish Wanda had murdered Mordo though, he's such a pretentious faggot (intentionally, I know). Killing that alternate universe Captain Marvel sort of makes up for it, if only because every version of Captain Marvel now has to be a bitchy, self-important walking postergirl for "STRONG WOMYN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN". The MCU writers/modern Marvel in general really really really wants to make people forget that the character used to look like this:
and appealed to men because that's bad for some reason
When they said that no other version of America Chavez (really stupid name that they should've changed btw) existed in the multiverse or whatever I knew they were gonna keep her around as the Peter Parker to Dr Strange's Iron Man and as an excuse to do more multiverse movies using her mcguffin powers. I just hope in whatever future movie America appears in, it'll shit all over Gabby Rivera's bastardization like Carlos Gomez did with his version of the character.
The funniest part about America was how fast they glossed over her two moms. The one scene they spent talking about them went:
[12 seconds of America's two moms picking flowers, touching faces and then getting sucked into a portal]
America: "yeah I lost my mom
s in an accident with my powers"
Strange: "well you need to master your powers if you want to make your mom
s proud of their daughter."
They said "moms" twice so fucking fast you could barely hear the s at the end, and then immediately switched to "parents" because the suits probably felt they hit their activism quota for the movie. America wore a pride pin on her jacket that was visible for like a scene or two (in every other scene they conveniently moved the camera up far enough to where the collar pin wouldn't be visible). Disney really does not want to lose out on that foreign audience, LOL.