Mark Alan Engels / PapiEats / PapiStyle / PapiCare / PapiMagnum - Comfycow bleeds personal life issues into his food reviews

[Rain Team Pepe]

PapiEats, at the time of writing, does not seem to have any trolls messing with him. Based on his Coca Cola Dreamworld review he would handle such encounters poorly. Treat this less like a typical cow thread and more like Kay's Cooking or any other off-topic threads with a bit of harmless fun.

PapiEats is a YouTube reviewer who frequently digresses into rants about unrelated personal issues or pet peeves regarding the subject.
His videos are often infused with mundane depression and the distress of creating YouTube review content.
The essence of a good PapiEats reviews is small scale pettiness and the desperation of talking about the item in question. Very much the opposite of a Lolcow like Ethan Ralph.
Featured below are a few highlight from his food reviews channel (9.5k Subs), this OP will not be covering content from his PapiStyle(formerly: PapiCare) channel.

The PapiEats thread needs your help, there's almost 900 videos to watch of PapiEats/Style.
If you find something interesting in his videos, post about it with a date and we'll eventually have a timeline of events.

Coca Cola Dreamworld review
Features a vivid descriptions of his typical dreams, declaring Walmart(#3280) as truly sketchy.
Being denied Burger King chicken review tendies despite them being on the menu and a rant on work ethics.

A recurring theme in his really zesty reviews is him sarcastically posing for his YouTube video thumbnails.

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Coca Cola Starlight review
Features a rant about buying $38 of Mountain Dew and him shitting on Mellow Yellow being a drink aimed at Hunters.

Another sarcastic thumbnail.

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Church's Chicken Review
The struggle is real. (Eating sounds).

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Burger King review gone wrong
"I think I'm dead inside"

1:24

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Detroit style pizza
Features: weighted pizza Blanket(>Oh no), disappointment and a Stress sigh.

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Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino review
He knows a girl who used to work at that specific Starbucks.

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Dirty diet coke review
Features: Diet coke hot take, surprised outcome and self-flagellation.

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Pepsi Zero Karaage Senyou & Silverlake Ramen - Japanese - Review
Featuring: Talk about what anime he is watching next season.

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Spoiler: Profession

SocialMedia:
PapiEats Youtube
PapiEats Twitter
PapiEats Reddit
PapiStyle Youtube

Content Archive:
PapiEats Youtube Channel Archive - Complete archive up to 2022.10.14 "Taco Bell Beefy Melt Burrito w/ TRUFF"
PapiStyle Youtube Channel Archive - Complete archive up to 2022.10.07 "MY TOP 10 FALL 2022 FRAGRANCES"

PapiEats Twitter timeline
PapiEats Twitter Media
PapiEats Twitter Tweets & Replies
PapiEats Reddit (u/PapiEats)

 

[Kissing Cousins]

"There is not a single part of my life I'm happy with" - PapiEats Vs Starlight Cola

Starting a soda beverage review with that shit.
Incredibly wholesome thumbnail with the weighted pizza blanket. I want one now...

 

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One review on email

 

[StrawberryDouche]

How is this guy a lolcow? What's compelling about him? What am I missing? He's just another aging white guy eating in his car while affecting cynicism.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

How is this guy a lolcow? What's compelling about him? What am I missing? He's just another aging white guy eating in his car while affecting cynicism.

That's fair enough, and if the mods agree I don't mind the thread being deleted.
That would benefit his privacy.
However, here's my take on it:

He's vanilla, feel-good content. Sure, there's probably some other new lolcow that's a Felon / drug addict / psychopath hurting themselves and others. There is a wealth of that kind of content. This is entry level material, and I never feel bad after I have fun enjoying him bitch during a review.
That makes me believe PapiEats is a qualified lolcow with room for discovering a narrative across 755+ videos.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Really can't believe he's 32, he looks easily a decade older

Just goes to show how terrible obesity is for your health

 

[Schadenfreude Tourist]

He's just happy, sprinkled with regular existential crisis things. As any lolcow should be.

Youtube
Bistro looks like a nice friend.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

PapiRants: Chipotle Mukbang Part 1 & 2.
(Timeline: 2020.10.05)

Papi doesn't get the ingredients he wants, gets felted on car repairs. Talks about moving in with his brother and working for a failing company.
Also there's a review of a Chipotle bowl, but he's breaking up with Chipotle ("I love Chipotle but they're dead to me").

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[Windsock]

oh so a meandering milquetoastcow okay why not, theres been shittier subjects on this forum , he seems reasonable enough, hope he comes by would love to chat with him .

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

oh so a meandering milquetoastcow okay why not, theres been shittier subjects on this forum , he seems reasonable enough, hope he comes by would love to chat with him .

Completely agree, I found him digressing during his reviews amusing, with enough eyes and ears on it a fun timeline might emerge. It would be nice if he's a healthy entry level cow for new farmers. Kinda like "My 600-lb Life" or "Nostalgia critic". I'm 50/50 on if a dimensional merge of this thread and his reality would lead to him coming by and being chill, or it infecting his content making it a before and after.

 

[Beautiful Border]

This guy looks like if you put Chris Watts and Nikocado Avocado in a blender

 

[Hunter Diego]

No crazy, no weirdness, just an honest guy going through life over some food. I wouldn't call him a cow but there is enjoyable content here.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

No crazy, no weirdness, just an honest guy going through life over some food. I wouldn't call him a cow but there is enjoyable content here.

His content would scratch my itch way more if he did some crazy stuff. Like executing it poorly like Kay's cooking, or CookingWithHoarder, or if he would harass people like MobilityMary. Accidentally eating too spicy food, or squirting perfume into his eyes during his PapiStyle reviews would be gold.
He does enjoyable reviews that get strange real fast once he digresses into personal life issues and I find that worth keeping an eye on.
Once a timeline of events from his backlog of nearly 900 videos emerges all it takes is some twists and turns in the future to make him spiral into interesting lolcow territory.
There's a real chance that this thread was created too early into his career and that it will need to stay in the Prospering grounds for a long while.

Dropping in todays episode of "If you're smart: You're not at KFC".
Some fun KFC related dating advice.

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[if the light takes us]

I've grown exasperated over every thread/highlighted post being about some tranny, pedophile, rapist, schizophrenic lunatic (sometimes all four at once), ect. It's always refreshing to descry an eccentric individual, even if they aren't the most aberrant. Though, I will have to say that his videos almost seem like a parody of your typical food review/mukbang channel.

This is my favourite video so far: short and sweet.

I Hate Burger King

#food #fail #burgerking

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[Rain Team Pepe]

Pizza Hut Melts Review

In this 2 part epic: PapiEats raw dough (and more for dinner?),
gets heated regarding Pizza Hut customer service on twitter,
and in a surprise plot twist has the Director of Operations show up at his house with new properly cooked Pizzas.

Part 1 - Raw Doughing it.

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Part 2 - Redemption arc.

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Update to original post - to avoid spamming updates.

Taco Bell Beefy Melt Burrito w/ TRUFF​

Featured in this episode: The company for which he works is getting audited: "Not my problem".
Papi requests you pray for him at 13:00 each day because "I don't wanna go to work anymore",
Or that you pray for one specific Taco Bell in Chester to get zero sugar mountain dew baja blast.

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[Osama Bin Laden]

Pizza Hut Melts Review

In this 2 part epic: PapiEats raw dough (and more for dinner?),
gets heated regarding Pizza Hut customer service on twitter,
and in a surprise plot twist has the Director of Operations show up at his house with new properly cooked Pizzas.

Part 1 - Raw Doughing it.

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[2022.10.19] PapiEats -A New Low Pizza Hut Melts Review.mp4

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Part 2 - Redemption arc.

[2022.10.20] PapiEats -NEW Pizza Hut Melts Review - ALL FOUR! - Take Two.mp4

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lol at the fact he kept eating the raw dough afterwards

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Pizza Hut Melts Arc part 3.

PapiEats keeps trying Pizza Hut. The burnt chicken wings makes him do a full blown Joker laugh.
"...I will put anything in my mouth..... ey!" - Papi. He wants to stop eating fast food on his channel.

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Pizza Hut Melts Arc part 4.

Following the earth shattering disappointment of part 3, Papi breaks his blood oath after a disgruntled Pizza Hut Manager leaves him a furious comment on YouTube.
His car warns him to lock his car doors in the low income neighborhood. When he picked up his pre-ordered food it wasn't even ready on time.
"In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the issues at stake." - Sayre.

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[Rain Team Pepe]

Pizza Hut Saga continues.

With his Pizza Hut weighted blanket on Papi takes you on this emotional roller coaster of disappointment.
He did not get his Mountain Dew....

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Arby's Wagyu Burger.

Papi tries to avoid the Crabshack employee, he hates shredded lettuce.
Papi declares that he likes "triggering" Christians and would rather end up in hell than wherever they are going.

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For Mutts located in the home of the brave and the free, who would like to eat on the go.
Papi seems to be rocking a implementation that allows him to have a table attached to his steering wheel.

Personal note:
The Papi storyline is progressing slowly, the hope is that he'll blow up his channel over time due to his growing resentment towards fast food.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

I'll be honest. I was going to call OP a fat retard for posting something that isn't a strange lolcow mukbanger that farted while he ate (Nikocado has spoiled me). But as I watched, I understood the appeal and perhaps the need for a thread. I still think that this would be maybe better in a group watch thread (do we have one on boring men who eat food?)

I think the thing that would cement this as a thread is if Papi said something really depressing in one of his videos. Like, imagine he's eating a seasonal Burger King Xmas burger (snow white buns and only red and green fixings) and he just goes "So the wife is leaving me". That would be really funny to me. Not that I want him to be miserable of course.

Also, what a fuckin comedy king replying to the spam sexbot with "Bet it doesn't have KFC promotions though". Genuinely funny.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

I think this might be the first time in a long while I’ve found a cow that I enjoy making fun of, but also think is just a generally nice guy (though he definitely has his flaws). Hopefully he doesn’t get too much shit and get scared off, even if he isn’t making the best content out there. Nice to see something different from the usual batch of crazy sexpests. I just find it absolutely amazing someone can record themselves saying “there is nothing in my life that has any value” and upload it without batting an eye.