🍗 Deathfat Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[AgendaPoster]

Have her join you in a moshpit, preferably one engaging in a wall of death.

Doesn't work well with most chicks. Didn't even work when I was really young and actually did some pit stuff, women avoided that near-violent stuff like the plague. Also most of the mosh stuff is filled with rockers, which also have a bad rep with women. I like a lot of metal of all sorts, but when it comes to women, I set it aside, unless I wanna fuck with them somehow.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

women avoided that near-violent stuff like the plague

Yeah because even at my height and fitness, male strength can very easily knock you on your arse.
I like the rowboat thing - that's fun for everyone.

Also, fuck me - I keep clicking the alerts for this thread and not realising I'm sliding into the derails! You deserve your own thread @AgendaPoster. Get the Bulgarianigger to make it.

Not a halal thread - but one where we can ask you questions and bully you show our appreciation for your novel opinions.
You are very interesting - like a chaos demon

 

[AgendaPoster]

You are very interesting - like a chaos demon

Thank you! You're very chaotic yourself.
People like us must make sure to create order for ourselves when we need it and inflict chaos on others for our entertainment.

 

[Stan]

- I never gave a singular fuck about you doxing that idiot, dox him harder, again
You should dox as many MAGApede chuds as possible IMO. Write shit about them, daily.
I guarantee you I will not shed ONE, SINGULAR tear if you fuck them up.
Dunno who Anton is. Is that Lemming?
What should we do about that? Most of KF couldn't care less about doxes. I generally dislike them but nobody cares what I think.

Huh maybe I will. I don’t miss the vague legal threats and weird blogposts from Cerno where he claims I got daddy issues and I’d be forced into becoming a confidential informant and or end up in prison for posting his address of record from Avvo.com though. Ah ones twenties. Such exciting things.

Yes, she invited him to talk offsite after arguing in the holocaust thread and that was the name he gave.

I think it was him asked to talk to me but the result is the same.

It's definitely something some weirdos take too seriously. Labels shouldn't be your entire identity.

Hmm... I don't know how to explain it, but it looks like maybe you open your eyes more when you smile? Maybe you can practice a softer smile. Ultimately I guess it doesn't matter, but it's such a lame thing they bully you for.

Lastly, 10/10 lmao

The Wall concept is significantly more about the perceived physical attractiveness of women than any practically significant 'end to fertility'. It's completely fine for people to have attraction preferences. Those don't need to be given a sheen of 'science-based' rationalisation, though. You can just say you like younger, bouncier women. No one needs to justify their boners.

It’s more difficult for very mediocre over-30 men to demand a mate in her early twenties because that’s how he likes it than to hide behind a charade that he’s choosing to date 20-year-olds for the survival of the white race. If he’s honest then people just shrug and say “yeah, you and everyone else… so why would they pick you?” If the latter then his desire for fucking college students becomes like biological imperative and more sympathetic.

The Wall is basically a concept they made up (and few of them agree on the year it hits, I’ve seen 25, 30, 35, and 40 all as proposed Wall dates) to nag women for not settling down on their preferred schedule, and facilitate nasty jokes about women that compare them to gallons of milk or cartons of eggs with approaching expiry dates. You can see that because none of these guys would concede men have a Wall Date (they do, and I’m going to set it at 45) and some of the older ones would insist that men age “like fine wine”, which is only true if your spouse is angling for a chunk of your inheritance.

Here's my completely unarbitrary "you've not hit the wall" demands:
- she must be able to run 5K below 25 mins
- she must be able to get a clitoral erection while under the influence of hard sedatives such as opiates. Ketamine will also do it.
- she must be able to dance a whole night to high bpm trance music
- she must be able to have sex after that for hours too
I don't care if you can cook, I don't care if you can clean, I don't care about much of anything tbh.

How much cocaine is provided to complete the challenge? And do they have to run the 5K and dance all night and have endurance sex all in one 24 hour period? And is this an Olympic event? Kinda sounds like it could be.

@Party Hat Wurmple

Bottom line is, if I want healthy children, why would I date a woman over 30? If I were woman and I wanted children, why would I wait till I'm 30 to have them? If anything, regardless of whether I am a man or woman, I am actively hurting my future children by waiting to have them.

Chinese proverb for your first question: the monks are many and the porridge is meager.

Answer to your second: I could say a lot, but “class anxiety treadmill and capitalist system” is probably enough.

Spoiler

if you need that illustrated further; class anxiety basically increases the parental spend of energy time and resources per child, because now they all need to get into Stanford or they’ll be flipping hamburgs for the rest of their adult lives. And the capitalist system structures labor as an alienation of time, so anything that prevents or delays their employees from doing more work is basically lost revenue. The fact that babies eventually become workers doesn’t really affect the current calculation because that’s going to be well after this crop of administrators have retired, and there’s no guarantee that those kids would work for the same company their parents did.

So there’s no real incentive for the employer to want their employees to have kids, best to disincentivize it with no maternity leave etc. and punish the women who have kids anyway by kneecapping their potential advancement (in a period when they’re most likely to actually need the extra money…) it’s no wonder many women are having 2 or fewer children. The only ones who can really afford to have more are rich women who aren’t easily cowed by class anxiety and already have the resources at hand to care for however many kids (I am here) and women so poor that the kid-by-kid increases in social entitlements (SNAP, WIC, cash assistance, tax credits, etc.) represent a meaningful increase in their stipends, and also that the government is willing to take over kid related costs that middle class women have to absorb (scheduling each kid on health insurance).

@stupid frog
Dang sorry for the double post. I meant to respond to your comment: they mad because they’re jealous imo

 

[stupid frog]

The wall. Christmas cakes. New Year noodles. Left over women. 剩女. Old maid. Spinster. Cat lady. Unsold goods.

Something that doesn't exist, does in many culture. I am curious of the other names for it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

How much cocaine is provided to complete the challenge? And do they have to run the 5K and dance all night and have endurance sex all in one 24 hour period? And is this an Olympic event? Kinda sounds like it could be.

Coke is pretty cheesy. You need something to last you for hours. MDMA should do it, plus is an entactogen. NOT ALLOW FOR THE RUN! Only for rave&sexy time.
Edit:
BTW Marge, almost forgot.
Do you know that E and other amphetamines radically cut appetite?
AND they give you a huge boost of energy to the point where you just HAVE to do active stuff.
There are basically no fat stim addicts. As an added effect, coca leaves also act as a local anesthetic to the digestive tract when chewed, further cutting the need to eat. I assume the Westoids snorting it should also enjoy some of that effect.
The price one pays for all this is quite minor

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

MDMA

10/10 - world's best drug- I will fight anyone who says otherwise or die on this hill fighting them

 

[The Hardest R]

Dude that thread is a goldmine of autism especially for her, my favorite is her getting called a "sabbatean crypto jew".Ver archivo adjunto 5954939
The little title under her avatar was "crypto sabbatean jew" for a while because she was trying to own it lol.

Maggie really tried LARPing as a Jew until actual Jews started calling her out too much. I noticed she hasn’t pretended to be one for a while now but yeah I remember her having that title for months because she hoped people would consider her a member of the tribe, or at least a closely adjacent person to the tribe. Thats where her eating Jewish ass flex was mostly for.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The Wall is basically a concept they made up

I thought it was a Pink Floyd album.

 

[Otterly]

Everyone ages. Some much better than others. I think men seem to age often a little better through early middle age, probably down to women hitting menopause. But there’s plenty of men also run face first into it in their middle age.
There’s probably good biological reason for it. You are done with your healthy reproductive years, and your function is growing those kids to adulthood, wisdom and support, not competition for sexual resources.

 

[Teghern]

Everyone ages. Some much better than others. I think men seem to age often a little better through early middle age, probably down to women hitting menopause. But there’s plenty of men also run face first into it in their middle age.
There’s probably good biological reason for it. You are done with your healthy reproductive years, and your function is growing those kids to adulthood, wisdom and support, not competition for sexual resources.

Men go to shit quite rapidly 40+, don't get me wrong Michael Douglas has still got it but like any vintage fruit eating ape he's a goddamn pruneperson.
Perhaps because wahmen just have a higher bar in general they seem to fall further? There's a bigger gap between the average and the highly attractive than between the okay and the ugly, some people grade into being fucking old quite easily whilst others drop off the cliff their youth had raised them up on, the truly hideous don't change much.

I suspect @Stan is going to look very different in 10 years because of the rigors of familial rearing, I prognosticate sullen cheeks.

 

[Stan]

I thought it was a Pink Floyd album.

Fair enough: the Wall is a concept album John Waters made up. But that was more coherent than this other “wall”.

 

[Gremperor]

Fair enough: the Wall is a concept album John Waters made up.

I think you've confused Roger Waters the British commie musician who keeps naming the jews with John Waters the American homosexual filmmaker who created Pink Flamingos (a movie where a real tranny eats real dog shit of the sidewalk).

 

[AgendaPoster]

Roger Waters the British commie musician who keeps naming the jews

Imagine being uneducated on the Pink Floyd Question...

 

[Stan]

Coke is pretty cheesy. You need something to last you for hours. MDMA should do it, plus is an entactogen. NOT ALLOW FOR THE RUN! Only for rave&sexy time.
Edit:
BTW Marge, almost forgot.
Do you know that E and other amphetamines radically cut appetite?
AND they give you a huge boost of energy to the point where you just HAVE to do active stuff.
There are basically no fat stim addicts. As an added effect, coca leaves also act as a local anesthetic to the digestive tract when chewed, further cutting the need to eat. I assume the Westoids snorting it should also enjoy some of that effect.
The price one pays for all this is quite minor

Well this all sounds like a lot of fun, best wishes to the future Mrs Agendaposter.

As for using amphetamines for weight loss; idk. There are fat meth addicts, Adderall heads etc. Stimulants can curb appetite for awhile, as a side effect, but it’ll wane over time. There are a few stimulants specifically tuned for weight loss (less of a high, more curbing of appetite) and there were tons of BMI 45er patients who had that on their drug list at [my former employer], and idk that it made a difference :/

Living that Scarface Miami Vice lifestyle is probably sort of conducive to weight loss, I guess, if you don’t mind acne and mood swings and jail time. The anger management problems are for real though.

@Gremperor whoops yes. Roger Waters. Walls are a social construct lmao, at least as far as concept albums about postwar social isolation and male mommy issues, or as a crude way of categorizing women by potential fertility (? Still not sure I buy that this is the only reason the moids who believe in “the wall” believe it, imo it’s also about finding a girl with the youthful naïveté necessary to tolerate them.)

 

[AgendaPoster]

Well this all sounds like a lot of fun, best wishes to the future Mrs Agendaposter.

Likely not gonna happen unless I get bored with life. As long as I can continue having fun my own way, I will not enter another long term relationship. I was in like 3 that lasted years, all HUUUUGE mistakes, NEVER AGAIN territory lmao. I am far too independent and narcissistic.

As for using amphetamines for weight loss; idk. There are fat meth addicts, Adderall heads etc. Stimulants can curb appetite for awhile, as a side effect, but it’ll wane over time. There are a few stimulants specifically tuned for weight loss (less of a high, more curbing of appetite) and there were tons of BMI 45er patients who had that on their drug list at [my former employer], and idk that it made a difference :/

They're not true addicts then.
Why do you have to kill the funny shitpost.
If you get fat while on stims your obesity is first and above all a lack of self-control issue, and yes some are tailored towards weight loss, like phentermine, and I remember some older stuff like fenfluramine, but it's not really my specialty.

 

[Stan]

Likely not gonna happen unless I get bored with life. As long as I can continue having fun my own way, I will not enter another long term relationship. I was in like 3 that lasted years, all HUUUUGE mistakes, NEVER AGAIN territory lmao. I am far too independent and narcissistic.

b-but yr legacy and Uebermensch genetics, king

They're not true addicts then.
Why do you have to kill the funny shitpost.
If you get fat while on stims your obesity is first and above all a lack of self-control issue, and yes some are tailored towards weight loss, like phentermine, and I remember some older stuff like fenfluramine, but it's not really my specialty.

Phentermine! Yeah, trade name Adipex in the US. Idk maybe those guys just weren't taking it. The basic bitch weight loss drug is metformin- lots of euglycemic fatties with that on their med list as well. Main Issue with metformin is usually compliance. It gives pts nausea/vomiting/stomach pain like semaglutide does.

 

[AgendaPoster]

b-but yr legacy and Uebermensch genetics, king

I'll donate sperm. Plenty of need for my type of stuff, at least here where yuromutt is the norm and what counts more is height, superior studies and athleticism. I have a slight worry about old age and loneliness, but eh. We all die. Saving money for that so that would be it.
To have a wife and child it would require some absolutely exceptional set of circumstances. I cannot see myself living with somebody else again. It would be a nightmare for both. I intentionally work night shifts. I go for 2 hrs runs, sometimes more. 1hr is the minimum, and it's basically daily, and it comes as a priority. I sleep during the day. I am fussy about what I eat. I like to listen to music loud and often, and it's sometimes aggressive shit. I hate cars and go buy things on foot or with the bike, unless there's some holiday when I need to supply. Imagine having to drive my kids to school and back, and then shopping, and I've already lost like 3 hrs of MY DAY.
Way too many quirks, sure you can set them aside for like a night or two when needed, but more would be messing with my Zen.

 

[ADHD]

@Stan A thread was recently bumped and I came across these posts:

I have a fat friend who wants to lose weight but says she can’t because she’s not “disciplined” enough. I disagree; she’s disciplined about her business and her jobs, but she can’t take metformin on schedule, often lets her food cravings (croissants, chocolate, pastries, cheese and wine, fatty meats, a lot of takeout) guide her day to day diet, and occasionally goes on those stupid juice fasts like Sakara; where you bail out in a week because it sucks. Now she’s talking to me about semaglutide injections, which I hear are pretty much a magic bullet, but I have reservations and I’m feeling a little judgy about it tbh.

I’ve been fat before; was a fat kid, had a stint as a fat-ish adult, lost the weight twice over and kept it off. the answer to the question “how can I lose weight” is to reflect on the dietary choices you make, and then gradually implement small tweaks and changes that are tolerable until you’re in a place where calories in < calories out. It’s not that hard to do if you’re significantly overweight because your BMR to retain that weight is pretty high and exercise will help raise BMR further.

I feel like my friend just wants to bypass developing healthy eating habits and exercise routines and just have semaglutide do the work of making her thin for her; but I question anything that markets itself as a miracle cure. Wont she just gain the weight back if she stops semaglutide? Every drug has side effects, what is the drawback? Maybe I’m a hypocrite: I’ve taken metformin and also adipex (appetite suppressant) to lose weight. Maybe I’m the rube here and I should be asking about semaglutide?

What do you think

Well I’ll agree my friend has an addiction to food cause she talks about her cravings for croissants and chocolates and brownies and things like that. She’s not a land whale but she’s gaining; I don’t bring it up unless she does, and I’m at a loss to offer advice that doesn’t seem cruel or critical. She thinks she eats healthy but she doesnt, and says she doesn’t have the discipline for workouts, when that’s a skill you have to develop on your own.

I don’t want to bash her. I’ve been fat and I know what it’s like being at war between your appetite and the scale. Heck., I even sympathize with using food to shove down bad feelings. I did that a lot as a kid, eating to deal with family stress. You wish there was a magic wand or pill or injection to just make the fat go away, but even if there were you’d get fat again if you don’t change your habits.

Like my uncle says; you can’t outrun your fork.

When you were talking about your "fat friend", were you really just talking about yourself?

 

[Stan]

@ADHD no I actually do have a fat friend whose use of Ozempic predates mine (and she stopped taking it pretty soon too.)