🍗 Deathfat Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Mound Dweller]

I disagree, weighing over 200 lbs at 5'5 is horrific. I can only assume that an Eldritch entity has some level of involvement.

Ehhh it's not bad in comparison to most amerilards, gotta bear in mind the window of refence here; she's a big gorl alright but so big as to be MAH LEGS beyond human tier is what I'm saying, still yet hope to repent earthly regrets and all that.

 

[Lawltism2]

Good job, Stan. Keep up the good work.

 

[Swole McPole]

It's good because I'm not getting ingrown nails on my big toes over and over again like I used to, but the drawback is a wonky nail shape.

That's been bugging me all day. Is there a toenail there? Is it just a tiny toenail? Has she had the end of her toe chopped off?

Were the toenail issues caused by wearing bad shoes?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I keep getting notifications so I thought Marge must have done something fucked up again but she's just blogging to her captive audience lmao.

Congrats on the weight loss. When I was a toddler my mom would do workout videos and bought me tiny versions of her equipment like little barbells so that we could do them together. It was fun for both of us and it's a fond memory. Adding Mini-Stan might make your weight loss journey a bit more meaningful, and introduce her to good habits early on. But don't post pictures!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Thank god, one less competitor for "fattest hag of the Beauty Parlor". The crown shall remain mine.

 

[Catman from cat town]

Congrats on the weight loss!!!!

Also you’re not alone in having a weird looking toe. Both my pinky toes look like they’re fleshy jelly beans.

 

[Stan]

Feels good not being excommunicated, how do you even end up on there is it just everyone you think is sabbatean?

I do it if I think someone’s just trying to get a rise out of me, but it’s pretty subjective. I also frequently peek around the filter when I am in threads other than this one, and if I like what that user is posting over there I'm inclined to unignore them. The conduct I want to ignore and not react to is weening, so for example, joining a thread after I comment in it just to post off topic pictures of me/my tits. Hanging around like a bad smell trying to get my attention well after you spent your doxwad and don't have anything more to say is another (that's you, L.) I also ignore users who just seem mad as hell at me and keep saying rude things to me.

TBH I’m fine with most users on the list unless they’re talking about me specifically, in which case I tend to take things more personally (who wouldn’t?)

With only a few exceptions it’s not meant to be permanent, it's mostly a filter for just this one thread, and several users have gone off the ignore list and we are pretty much cool now.

P.S. Oh and I guess there's a short list of Holocaust Deniers I have on perma-ignore because I think they're loony tunes.

Thank god, one less competitor for "fattest hag of the Beauty Parlor". The crown shall remain mine.

I wouldn't accept the honor if it meant taking it from you. All lolaylty to the queen.

That's been bugging me all day. Is there a toenail there? Is it just a tiny toenail? Has she had the end of her toe chopped off?

Were the toenail issues caused by wearing bad shoes?

All will be revealed... at the 205 lb weigh in...

 

[niggercattle]

UH OH, enhance!

The Woll Smoth of big toes.

 

[Otterly]

Well done. Even 5% weight loss kicks you down the path of better metabolic health. Keep it up!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Well, you have two options: keep working on your goal, or give up and probably gain more weight. Better to just keep working on your goal; self care is a never ending task.

Third option: get even fatter and become Null's wife.

 

[NerdShamer]

Third option: get even fatter and become Null's wife.

That's an pretty fast way of unintentionally killing him, fwiw

 

[NawImGood]

Third option: get even fatter and become Null's wife.

Null has a chosen wife and her name is Chantal.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Eating ass during your weight-loss journey is based. Zero calories.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Eating ass during your weight-loss journey is based. Zero calories.

This is misinformation. Shit has calories, Stan better count 'em.

 

[Battlefield42]

P.S. Oh and I guess there's a short list of Holocaust Deniers I have on perma-ignore because I think they're loony tunes

Care to elaborate?

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Well here’s the start:
Starting weight: approx. 225 lbs (had been at that weight for last 12 months)
Start date: 4/15/25
Todays weigh in: 216.4
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"That's 225 lbs of pure, homegrown, salon-fed Lolcow right there''

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is misinformation. Shit has calories, Stan better count 'em.

Eating ass does NOT mean eating shit! If your ass ain't clean, my tongue is not going there and that's true of 95% of analingus fans.

Coprophilia is a whole different and way rarer kink that's really more a mental illness.

 

[Stan]

Eating ass does NOT mean eating shit! If your ass ain't clean, my tongue is not going there and that's true of 95% of analingus fans.

Coprophilia is a whole different and way rarer kink that's really more a mental illness.

I told them the same thing, but they still make tapeworm jokes.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

analingus fans.

Buncha' slack jawed sphincter ticklers around here!

I told them the same thing, but they still make tapeworm jokes.

We can move on to human centipede jokes, if you prefer.

 

[Stan]

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Buncha' slack jawed sphincter ticklers around here!

We can move on to human centipede jokes, if you prefer.

Show me the kosher jokes, it was my Orthodox bf that was super into receiving ass eating service from me.