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[Justa Grata Honoria]

It's cool we have obgyn advances to make up.
Let them 20s chase chads, it works nicely Pregnancy deteriorates the famael form. No biggie to delay it for like 10 yrs.
But by 30 breeding mandates should be issued, starting with rebellious feminists.

I find it interesting this to be written by a childless 40+ year old man who considers getting wife and kids fate worse than death . Please explain to me why you advocate for forced breed when you yourself would do anything to avoid breeding?

 

[AgendaPoster]

I find it interesting this to be written by a childless 40+ year old man who considers getting wife and kids fate worse than death . Please explain to me why you advocate for forced breed when you yourself would do anything to avoid breeding?

Cause when I grow old I want people to make enough offspring to pay into the pension system and keep shit stable.
Also because it's super funny to make (bonus fun for progressive/feminist) women MATI at me.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Cause when I grow old I want people to make enough offspring to pay into the pension system and keep shit stable.
Also because it's super funny to make (bonus fun for progressive/feminist) women MATI at me.

At least you are honest.

 

[AgendaPoster]

At least you are honest.

I am incredibly consistent, pragmatic, goal focused and liar-hating, been like this since I joined.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's cool we have obgyn advances to make up.
Let them 20s chase chads, it works nicely Pregnancy deteriorates the femael form. No biggie to delay it for like 10 yrs.
But by 30 breeding mandates should be issued, starting with rebellious feminists.

Obgyn advances CAN'T make it up. It's just a quirk of the human body. Also, they can't bring back all the eggs you lost during your periods. The average woman is through 2/3rds of her eggs by 30-33 depending on your genetics.

As far as your body goes, the younger you are, the more chances your body has to recover. That's why you'll still see single moms who are knockouts on dating apps. They had their babies at 22-23 and their bodies either naturally recovered or it was easier for them to recover because they had more energy to work out. It's not easy to workout as a 40-45 year old woman. It takes too long. Your effort put in is higher than your return.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Obgyn advances CAN'T make it up. It's just a quirk of the human body. Also, they can't bring back all the eggs you lost during your periods. The average woman is through 2/3rds of her eggs by 30-33 depending on your genetics.

As far as your body goes, the younger you are, the more chances your body has to recover. That's why you'll still see single moms who are knockouts on dating apps. They had their babies at 22-23 and their bodies either naturally recovered or it was easier for them to recover because they had more energy to work out. It's not easy to workout as a 40-45 year old woman. It takes too long. Your effort put in is higher than your return.

It's cool.
We'll just have artificial wombs soon. Also we should get in the habit of freezing their eggs. Mandatorily, of course, it's the only way to have some fun along the way.
Now I know you wanna enslave chicks through pregnancies and marriage, but you see, this is in conflict with some... other... potential uses.
As a very progressive, liberal man, I simply want chicks to be sex positive, liberal feminists 'till 30.
No hate, please!

 

[Shig O'nella]

You're an odd lad at times.

 

[Otterly]

Those people are morons. The Wall is 30 because that's when your pregnancies are considered medically dangerous. That's it. The wall has nothing to do with anything else. You've already hit the Wall. But aren't you married with children? Who gives a shit? You won the game.

Eh. I know statistically post thirty is more risky but really wimmin have been birthing babies forever post thirty. What’s changed recently is them having their FIRST one way later. The default has always been having kids younger and just keeping going until you hit menopause or can’t /wont do it any more. I would imagine historically first baby was the most risky, your first birth is always a bit of a shock but once you’ve had a few it seems to mainly get easier (although of course a risk remains, you can have multiple easy births then a bad ‘un.) so perhaps historically post thirty was actually a bit safer? Less so these days because everyone’s fat but an interesting thought.
Women also seem to vary hugely in when they hit end of reproductive life. I know women who struggled to conceive after 25 and others who had babies, or twins mid forties after thinking they were probably done and getting slack with contraception. We know several couples with ‘accidental but much loved early forties baby.’ All healthy, thank goodness. Parents are knackered but the kids are fine. I certainly wouldn’t wait to late thirties to start having kids though, that’s a risky game

The hotspots of kids with birth issues in people I know - it’s all in London. I don’t know why, but thinking of it almost everyone I know who had a kid with serious issues like birth defects or birth injury is in London. None here, bar the rather sad higher incidence from Pakistanis marrying cousins.
Anyway, babies post thirty is generally fine, just be healthy and stay off the sauce.
As for the looks wall, comes for us all. Age with grace, that’s all you can do.
@AgendaPoster im skeptical of artificial wombs being done any time soon. Wet incubators like those bagged lambs for serious preemies yes, but a system that goes from implantation I think is way off.

 

[AgendaPoster]

@AgendaPoster im skeptical of artificial wombs being done any time soon. Wet incubators like those bagged lambs for serious preemies yes, but a system that goes from implantation I think is way off.

I know I know.
I like to keep my hopes up, cause it makes for the funny when you mention it to (some) women.
After all, we do love science!
China should do it! Illegally! Just take the plunge into darkness and see what comes out!!!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Eh. I know statistically post thirty is more risky but really wimmin have been birthing babies forever post thirty. What’s changed recently is them having their FIRST one way later.

Well, yeah. A lot of women can have children post-30, it's just harder and more dangerous according to modern medical science. Some can have them well into their late 40s, but it's not everyone and it's riskier. It's just a number. But women fear The Wall. They fear the number 30 because they know that number means time is running out. Hell, I had a friend who recently dumped a girlfriend of 5 years and they had met around 30. She's pretty devastated and she was hoping for kids. Now she's 35+ so she immediately shacked up with her brother's friend whom I think is autistic, out of desperation because she's just simply out of time.

 

[Terrorist]

It's a consolation. Besides, if she were flashed imagery of furries for like a month, she'd convert, same way like CWC was trooned.

Somewhere in an alternate universe, suspiciously wealthy furry Marge has earned the wrath of gamers by pulling a Butterdragon and paying Toby Fox to put her toilet pig fursona in Undertale.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Imagine suspiciously wealthy furry Marge earning the wrath of gamers by paying Toby Fox to put a toilet pig in Undertale

No idea what any of that means

 

[Terrorist]

No idea what any of that means

Truth is stranger than fiction: Let me introduce you to the The Butterdragon, who got indie game dev Toby Fox to put his fat fetish furfag alter-ego in Undertale by pledging $500 to the Kickstarter.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Somewhere in an alternate universe, suspiciously wealthy furry Marge has earned the wrath of gamers by pulling a Butterdragon and paying Toby Fox to put her toilet pig fursona in Undertale.

Well that just sounds like something further down our current timeline if I'm honest

 

[stupid frog]

I think it’s a relic of my being originally shoved in rat kings and maybe a result of me occasionally pretending to me a man to evade troll detection (eg @Cernowatch was a “100% male attack helicopter employed in the IDF”, @Stan used to be a an emulation of Marshall Mathers circa 2004.)

For what it’s worth, I may be honlike and butch but I’m definitely a woman, I bleed and have kids and everything.

omg I can't believe it really is an Eminem reference lol.

They will neg rate me for saying it, but you aren't either of those things. You're clearly feminine, you're just overweight. And I guess your wonky eye - can it be fixed with glasses? eta: you HAD glasses, is this like idubbz eye?? It was whack before he got beat in the head for no reason but his wifes entertainment. That sucks.
In retrospect, I might even say you're... gasp a tomboy?!

Also we should get in the habit of freezing their eggs. Mandatorily, of course, it's the only way to have some fun along the way.

This just makes women hit menopause earlier, and I heard it's not very reliable preservation wise or something.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

This just makes women hit menopause earlier, and I heard it's not very reliable preservation wise or something.

Not sure about the menopause thing, I'd have to look into it but yeah, it would make sense given the hormones they have to pump you full of to do the egg extraction.

The whole "freeze your eggs and buy yourself some time" is a lot of marketing and preying on women's hope.
If you're a woman in her early 30s and worried about it - go get a referral to a fertility specialist (preferably a female one) to get checked out.

Everything @Otterly said is correct though.
Women can have healthy babies well into their late 30s and early 40s and have been doing so for ages. The biggest shift in fertility has been that girls are starting menstruation much younger than previously in history and now delaying their first child.

Also, I've known at least a dozen women who struggled to get pregnant with their first baby, had to have fertility treatments, but once they had their first they had no issues having a second or third or fourth healthy baby.
I don't know what caused this for these women because they all varied in age and also not sure if this is purely a recent phenomena or women just didn't really talk about this in previous generations

 

[stupid frog]

Not sure about the menopause thing, I'd have to look into it but yeah, it would make sense given the hormones they have to pump you full of to do the egg extraction.

The whole "freeze your eggs and buy yourself some time" is a lot of marketing and preying on women's hope.
If you're a woman in her early 30s and worried about it - go get a referral to a fertility specialist (preferably a female one) to get checked out.

I didn't really know what to Google to explain better, but I found this:

The potential impact of the egg retrieval process on menopause lies in the fact that it can deplete a woman’s ovarian reserve. Ovarian reserve refers to the number and quality of eggs a woman has in her ovaries. As women age, their ovarian reserve naturally declines, leading to menopause. By undergoing egg retrieval, a woman may potentially use up a significant number of her remaining eggs, which can accelerate the onset of menopause.​

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It is important to note that the egg retrieval process itself does not directly cause menopause. Menopause is a natural biological process that occurs due to the aging of the ovaries. However, if a woman’s ovarian reserve is already low, the depletion of eggs through the retrieval process can potentially hasten the arrival of menopause.​

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Hopefully it explains better. But I'm on some rando ass site.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Not sure about the menopause thing, I'd have to look into it but yeah, it would make sense given the hormones they have to pump you full of to do the egg extraction.

What if you start the extractions in your 20s? Early 20s. Just as a measure of safety. When you're in your prime and fully healthy ()

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

What if you start the extractions in your 20s? Early 20s. Just as a measure of safety. When you're in your prime and fully healthy ()

You're just saying this because you want women to stop settling down so you can continue your fuckboy ways.

As I said, women I knew (varying ages) needed assistance and there is more to pregnancy then just "have good egg" (that's just the basic starting point).

I am not the biggest fan of this push to delay when people should have kids either.
The fact that modern Western life is so fucking retarded and many people aren't able to start having kids until their mid 30s because they're not in a financial position to do so is not something to be encouraged further.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You're just saying this because you want women to stop settling down so you can continue your fuckboy ways.

As I said, women I knew (varying ages) needed assistance and there is more to pregnancy then just "have good egg" (that's just the basic starting point).

I am not the biggest fan of this push to delay when people should have kids either.
The fact that modern Western life is so fucking retarded and many people aren't able to start having kids until their mid 30s because they're not in a financial position to do so is not something to be encouraged further.

OK I'll have kids.
Imma donate my sperm.
I made the decision.